Sod's Law

Felon Musk sounds more like the name of their new masculine fragrance.

You can see the bits where Musk was left alone with the draft speech left open on a computer for ten minutes.

Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. Ooooh, with foreign policy aspirations like that, how could he not succeed?

So after all this time, now is when he chooses to start taking sensible advice from experts?

Going by the deaths so far, it'll be the person we least expect. Still sticking it out in Camp Chomsky though.

Not that I've ever watched it to find out, but he's exactly the kind of man I'd expect to have vanished onto Talk TV/GB News by now to complain about how his career was destroyed because he 'dared speak truth' without letting peoples' 'wussy feelings' silence him. I'm still expecting Gregg Wallace to resurface there any day now.

Biden, and then Clinton very shortly after.

'Could care less'... ooooh, this is how you stick it to our tyrannical monarchical regime, right? By butchering the language with such moronic phrases? But that's far from your biggest national defect at the moment. That would be the fact that too few of you seem to care that your choice of leader has consequences across the globe, and it's more than you who has to put up with them.

Or better yet, if he could have gone after Trump back when Haley was still left in the Republican race and there was still some hope of sanity eventually prevailing in the Republican camp.

If he gets a state funeral, it will be the only one in the rest of the 2020's, I feel.

This is all like watching someone stuck in the manic phase of bipolar, but without the hope that it'll eventually 'all come down'. Elon, that is. Not this thread.

Team Chomsky till he dies.

I wish someone would take his phone off him and lock away his pills and powder for twenty four hours, then with any luck he may snap out of his social media daze and go back to being a semi-lucid human being again.

Oh boy, the very year I decide to drop him from my lists...

Plus Trump has an equally short attention span with people and topics currently at the top of his mind and changes his mind like the tides. Theirs is not a stable long-term relationship by any means. Give it a week into Trump's presidency and Elon will be in a love affair with another like-minded world leader (Milei maybe) and threatening to move all his business into their country while Trump will forget the 'DOGE' was ever going to be a thing.