Twisted Firestarter

If she's really healthy and it's all been a charity scam why doesn't she just come out and admit it? I'm sure the majority of people who have given money to her cancer charity will not ask for it back as long as it's being used to treat and help genuine cancer patents. In any even she should still be thanked for raising so much money for such a worthy cause, though as a fraud giving false hope to real cancer patients she should be ceremonially kicked from arsehole to brerakfast time.

You speak of hairy tits like they're something repulsive. I enjoy mine to the fullest. Sometimes I attach the vacuum cleaner nozzle to my nipple, oooh what a suck, sometimes I could swear I've lactated

John Prescott's looking good

Clive Dunn should be cryogenically frozen, he must never be allowed to die!!

Where the hell did you get that photo of me? I was on a diet at the time, I've ballooned out a bit since then!!

Who's arguing? I'm Just stating the facts of the matter. I want to edit the Sunday Sport, the breast count was down by 6 today, this is unacceptable!

I for one won't shed any tears if he kicks it. He ruined his health by living it up in Brazil, the train driver didn't get a chance to have much of a life. When Buster Edwards hung himself I nearly peed myself laughing, all the train robbers should be dead, all are scum.

Don't get me wrong, like everying else I'm hoping and praying for a cure for cancer, but just what the hell is going on with Jane Tomlinson? She'll be at deaths door one minute, run round the world, be back at deaths door again, cycle the globe then make a quick return to deaths door before hopping up Mount Everest while holding her breath or something as equally strenuous. What are we to duduce from this, that she is a special one in a billion case of cancer actually making a person fitter rather than finishing them off? That all other cancer patients are nothing but lazy assed attention seekers who deliberately laze about trying to tempt death into taking them? Or is it Tomlinson who is in fact the attention seeker, and that the only cancer she has is cancer of the imagination?