welshman

For those Pete and Dud (Derek and Clive) fans out there a sketch that references Pinter (and is how I remember the old boy) Derek and Clive (thanks to HMBaWA)

Sorry H couldn't resist - wrong

Merry Christmas with a Pinter Present to all, ho ho ho

Can't girls wink then? I thought it was walker. As in, "That was a cracking cheese documentary, Grommit. I'm just taking this bag of Wotsits and going for a quick walk upstairs." or, "What's all that noise coming from Johnny's bedroom?" "Oh, nothing to worry about, he's just having a crafty walk." A pedant writes - Couldn't be "walker" as what you become is "Sad W*nker" not Sad W**ker" :-)

Spoke too soon TAF, Whittards saved (well for today at least, how will they survive selling poncy tea and coffee in a recession?)

I agree CR, he will not be picked

Christmas songs in general, but specifically The Twelve Days of Christmas. A candidate for the most annoying song ever. It was mildly entertaining the first time you ever hear/sing it, now making it through all the gay leaping lords and lezzer milk maids is just a war of attrition. And how exactly does your true love give you other humans as a present, unelss he/she is a slaveowner? lezzer milk maids? Are you sure?

Can't girls wink then?

Let us give his brother Jethro a medal too

Double rant (a Christmas present to myself) The neighborhood cats peeing and worse in my garden Children in pubs being allowed to run around like it is nursery, it's not.

Happy birthday Harry old man - done your puzzle yet?

"I applaused" - oh please Banshees stop reinventing the language, you're not Shakespeare dear boy.

I think there would be a UK obit. It won't matter.

Happy Birthday CA and to all those I missed sorry and belated best wishes

Eric Eykes looks a good bet!

Try what my daughter did...

In keeping with the thread title (and mission) here a a groovy little number that was a firm favourite of at least four DL members (including two mods) Also a nice reminder of Top Of The Pops for all of us Brits of a "certain age"

John Drake

I can hardly wait for their [Portsmouth] noble endeavours in the UEFA Cup, in which they'll probably lose 1-2 then draw 0-0 at home against Dynamo Ice Cube. Prophetic indeed. But Braga and Wolfsburg (home to VW) and a sh*thole.

To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles In Croydon, I've got 30 within two miles. It'd probably be higher if the BNP was a little more radical... ARRRRGH I got the dreaded 0 miles!!!! Don't know the racist though unless of course he lives in the house with the swastika on the roof and the extra large gas oven in his garden?

ATB ATJ

My 101 comment was meant to be a joke :-) I thought it funny that room 101 had reached 101 pages, that's all...