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  2. Posted

    I used to like a nice cigar now and then (till forced to give up). I also like the taste of, well, you know...but I can't say the combination sounds very appetising.

     

    Maybe I'm just lacking in imagination and should investgate with Mrs VileBody...

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    Sounds like a promising candidate.  She's the only nun I've ever heard say "genitalia".

    I heard a nun say 'pissflaps' once. Strange but true.

    Ok, let's say we believe you...in what context exactly?

     

    In the meantime...

     

    The Mother Superior wins the lottery and decides that the sisters should redecorate and refurbish the nunnery. So Sister Bridget and Sister Rose are given a bucket of whitewash and told to do their cell and to avoid getting paint on their habits they decide to do the work in the nude. Suddenly there's a knock on the door...

     

    "Morning"

     

    "Who is it?"

     

    "Blind man"

     

    "Oh that's OK then, he won't be able to see us - you can come on in"

     

    "Thanks. Hey, nice tits! Now where d'you want the blinds hung?"

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    I knew the producer of her TV series who claimed she was a total pis*head and used to send the crew running around all the time getting her more booze. Apparently she could barely stand up when she was filming...

     

    Watch out for stories about "liver-problems"....

  7. Posted

    Which Cabinet? Labour or Tory?

    Well both i suppose, given all that Lilley/Hague stuff a few years back.

     

     

    No, I was thinking of the Brown/Blair affair that went sour after Tony went off with Mandy. Hence all the briefing by Mandy against Brown and Brown being forced to get a "beard" wife to stop all the speculation. Then Brown got the goods on Mandy (little boys in Rio?) so he had to resign. Let's' face it - no-one in this government was going to resign over anything as trivial as a quick call to accelerate a supporter's passport application!

  8. Posted

    Yes - pretty ghastly fate - poor girl, but I do find the supine behaviour of the press a bit worrying. Makes you wonder what else gets hushed up. Like the history of the gay affairs in the Cabinet.

  9. Posted

    I really wish I hadn't started this. I was just wondering how, mechanically, a young lady molests (rather than is on the receiving end of) a dog. Other than sticking a finger up its backside which sounds a bit lame...

  10. Posted

    With all these equity release schemes, I'll be lucky to inherit so much as the cupboard under the stairs ;)

    Tell me about it - the long term plan for the kids' school fees was going to have to be murdering my folks but I'm sure the tight-fisted old sods have hocked the house - they're just off on their fourth holiday this year....

  12. Posted

    I see Phyllis King, the oldest living Wimbledon champion, is 100 today. She - and presumably someone else even less well known (?) - won the Women's Doubles in 1931.

     

    You can merge this with sportspersons, the "girls" thread or just 2006 possibles - take your pick!

     

    <As Requested - DWB ;) >

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    Would be nice to say that it was only a leftie thing but all those Politburo types tended to live for gazillions of years. Still I suppose they weren't really lefties....

     

    Maybe it's because all the hand-wringing Labour types spend so much time wracked with middle class guilt as they exploit the trappings of power while the huddled masses remain oppressed - a good Tory doesn't give a damn, so won't lose any sleep over it.

     

    I know I don't and it keeps me healthy. -ish

  15. Posted

    Well, forgive me for stating the bleedin' obvious but I think it's just a (more or less) healthy interest in pictures of attractive young ladies rather than the raddled old pics that most of us use!

     

    Just hope that doesn't get me arrested by the internet thought police...

  16. Posted

    No sorry - middle aged white european male I'm afraid - though it was very tempting to pretend for a bit...

     

    Just a few thoughts about the balance of chaps/chicks on the list:

     

    1. Most deaths on the list happen at about 90. This means that if one takes say 25 to 55 as the most likely range of ages when people become "famous", we're talking about high achievers between 1940 and 1970. Since the male-female balance in most activities/professions was then even more skewed towards men than it is today (and even more pronounced at the "top" end of most jobs/careers) it's not surprising there are more "famous" men.

     

    2. An odd result of this is that quite a few ladies get on the list because they do/did things that would have excited less comment if they were men - eg starting drug rehab clinics, US civil rights, religious leaders, being rich.

     

    3. The career prospects for women in the entertainment industry have always been and still are heavily based on looking young and attractive. Very few actresses go on getting good parts into their 40's and beyond. Consequently vast numbers of actresses will have come and gone during the period 1935-45 (when the target age group was 20-30) and have disappeared into oblivion. Many of their male counterparts would have matured into "character" actors and carry on into a craggy and employed middle and old age, and as a result are more likely to become familiar.

     

    I would have thought that it will still be some years before there is a general trend towards equality of representation unless we start deliberately aiming at quotas. Trouble is then when do you stop?

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    Has anyone noticed that it's generally Labour politicians who die early?

     

    Can't imagine why, but does seem to be a trend - Gaitskill, George Brown, Crossland, John Smith, Cook and Mowlam all spring to mind. The only real premature deaths among senior Tories I can think of were IRA victims.

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    Oh right. Megastars then. Voice of "Groundsman" in Scooby Doo....

    "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids!"

    You might well have done, Mr Groundsman, had you simply stuck to benefit fraud and shop-lifting, instead of dressing up in that rather suspect costume as the Ghostly Kiddie-Fiddler of Plonker Park to steal the buried treasure hidden under the public toilets by Old Mrs MacGobshite of Bell End House.

  24. Posted

    What else did the twat McCririck go on about then?

     

    I happen to agree wholeheartedly tho that Blair is a scumbag over this as in so many things - of course you wouldn't want to intrude on a "private" funeral...attended by 700 mourners and held in a bloody Cathedral.

     

    Spineless lying wan*er

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