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  2. Posted

    Oh Christ don't start all that again....

     

    And, Windsor, this may come as a shock, but it has actually been known for members of the Royal Family (including the non-trashy ones) to enjoy a bit of extra-marital rumpy-pumpy over the years. Frankly, given the appalling people they often have to marry, you can hardly blame them.

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    I haven't heard this rumour before but I did hear that Prince Philip is not Prince Andrew's father.

    Really? Don't think it can be Stevas then since I think Andrew was born in the 50's. Maybe it was Peter Sellers doing some 3-way with Margaret?

     

    Of course the idea of Phillip grappling with anyone is pretty appalling in itself. BTW have you ever noticed that the Queen has vast boobies. Well, used to anyway. Guess they're a bit saggy now.

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    Very borderline for famousness I'd have said, but I suppose we should defer to our US cousins. As regards Cherie Blair (assuming she doesn't pop her Manolos for another 20-30 years) when she does, I doubt she'll get more than a 1/4 page obit and a "news in brief" by then. I don't think being a mouthy cow and a moderately succesful QC would qualify. Would say, Lady Callaghan have counted? Or Mary Wilson?

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    People go to the opera to show off their new clothes and to compete with one another for who has the strongest perfume.

     

    My wife goes to the opera to humilate my clients' ghastly wives.

     

    Or it is a tradition or an ancient charter or something.

     

    No - it's just PC bollocks - and you pay for it with the Arts Council grant and possibly Lottery money if you indulge.

     

    The show's not over till the fat lady signs, perhaps?

     

    Quite brilliant, sir - can't wait to use it - worth reading and writing drivel on this site for over a year for that one!!!

  10. Posted

    Well, is believing necessary? I'm not sure it is obvious that it should be. You could remain a skeptic in life and then get a nice (or nasty) surprise in the Great Beyond if it turned out to exist. The only qualification for entry might be that you always kept your elbows off the table, or liked marzipan or had once visited the Natural History Museum. I guess it's just more appealng that you get a better deal if you're generally pleasant and considerate towards people rather than raping and killing them.

     

    Except that twunt MacCartney, of course...

     

    Nonononono - I didn't mean I want to rape him!!!! no no no nooooooooo....urghhhhhh....

  12. Posted

    Well put by Cowboy Ronnie there. 

     

    Contributors please note that lack of experience (as a very crude measure of understanding DL protocol) means that you are not worthy to contribute to DL on such matters.  Hang on, there is some circular logic going on here!

     

    I have to admit that all I know of Mr Wiesenthal has come from minor comments over the years to which I paid little or no attention.  Therefore, I am in no position to judge his greatness.  I'll leave that to people more in the know.

    Don't let him have a go at you - tasteless jokes are a great tradition of DL and I loved the gas gag.

     

    Actually my Grandad died in Auschwitz. Fell out of his guard tower.

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    It seems that many of the (human) victims are involved in breeding birds for cock fighting. Apparently the owners give mouth to mouth resuscitation to downed birds.

     

    So you've got to get pretty friendly with a chicken to catch it...

     

     

    And I don't think erotic asphyxiation of your parrots will be too dangerous so long as you don't stick the tongue in...

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    I am genuinly dyslexic , but not dumb. Thanx :huh:

    And one more thing now you've got my gander up, isn't a dyslexic on an internet forum a bit like a blind guy watching TV? ;)

    I'll tell you a better one than that - at Covent Garden they do one performance of each opera with someone "signing" the words at the side of the stage for the deaf...

     

    Now OK, deaf people going to the opera may sound insane but it gets worse.

     

    Let's just suppose there are deaf people who might, in theory, want to just watch an opera live for £60-180 a ticket. The words are all on a bloody screen above the stage.

     

    So the only possible beneficiary from the bird gurning and waving her arms about at the edge of the stage is a deaf illiterate. Unbelievable.

  18. Posted

    Wow, that's all very profound.

     

    If there is life after death what will we do for all eternity?  Will there be sport to watch? Or books to read?  Or what?

    Plenty of people find 20-odd years of retirement hard to fill let alone all eternity!

    Yeah well I had a hangover and you can't spend all day doing hostile take-overs and sacking people.

     

    I think you have to modify your idea of entertainment a bit a regards an eternal herafter. There's a great essay in the History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters if you're interested. The guy spends aeons meeting everyone interesting in history, learning everything, having sex with gorgeous women and practising golf until he can do every course in 18 shots. When he's done everything and is bored he's allowed to just drift off into a dreamless sleep.

  22. Posted

    Anyway, if poppet is genuinely dyslexic, that's probably not her fault so we should welcome her to the site. Ranting disagreement is fine, poppet, but ease off the personal abuse and have a look at some of the other posts. You might enjoy them.

  23. Posted

    I mean the man was brough up in a strict catholic house hes bound to have a pew issues.

    You're being deliberately stupid now.

    Hmm mesmells a rat....that looks like a deliberate pun to me...

     

    Let's see ...poppet..."Not potato, perhaps"???

     

    How does "she" know he's Canadian??

  24. Posted

    i got a a at as english retard so i no ive finished my GCSES im just not v good at spelling. for your infomation im not some die hard pete fan whos going to grow out of it.

    Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...

     

    Now I remember why I'm paying £20k a year in school fees....

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    I wonder how famous Ian Brady would be now if he'd been strung up in '69?

     

    A lot of these "notorious" US killers don't seem to be around long enough before they're topped to build up a solid following...Seems to me that if you've done something especially vile in terms of numbers, fame or youth of victims, then you qualify.

     

    I can see the argument for excluding capital punishment cases, yet I'm not sure that the US appeals process is any more predictable than, say, the ongoing health of cancer victims. We missed Mo Mowlam but no one would have bet on her living many more years.

     

    Some murderers eligible for the DL perhaps:

     

    Brady

    Sutcliffe

    Nielsen

    Huntley

    Chapman

    Manson

    Sirhan thingy

     

    All possible suicide/murder possibles I'd have thought.

     

    What a cheery bloody thread.

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