Dave to the Grave

And there was me thinking it was all to do with the desire of some countries to trade oil in euros rather than dollars.

Hoddle's a cunt. Anyway, everyone knows God is (official demonym). Oh, happy birthday LFN. Fair point. I'm all for polytheism. The fact they won so few England caps, and with the possible exception of Paul Gascoigne, make every England player since, look so ordinary, probably explains England's lack of success. Only in England would Bryan Robson have been chosen over Hoddle, and Le Tessier only played eight times. Still, happy birthday LFN.

LFN, a few presents from A bit old and grainy, but then aren't we all.

I've been having a look into the wonderful world of Bough. Not strictly relevent, but he was on this . I assume he's the one at the end, summarising, 'that is the jumping on the eggs?'. Quiet pretty. I can only think it was one of his ideas. All those drugs and that.

You said intercourse. I think he means between courses. I think I know what he means. Next it will be 'your game m'lady' and 'your nuts m'lord'. Damned impudence, I'm telling you. I could of course be wrong, I have spent the entire evening mincing through Pimlico.

You said intercourse.

Well, as she already tried to kill herself, I would not call that a 'possible suicide risk'... This 'attempt' was hopefully unsuccessful, and a full recovery will be made. It is however, 'possible' that she will try again, hence, 'possible suicide risk'. As in, she has tried once, so there is a chance she will try again in the future. Possibly...

His daughter, Laura Smet, is in the news. Possible suicide risk.

Perhaps....

Sex sandals? Wouldn't mind a pair of them... mmmm sex sandals With just a hint of camel toe. It must be. The other chap appears to be wielding an ancient Roman sanitary device for ladies parts.

Last year I let body parts be my guide. This year it's bodily functions. So Bough it is. Is getting Bigg a bodily function? I hope so.

Although they are usually quite familiar with the work of Monty Python. I thought that clip was great by the way. Wouldn't it have been even better if it had been sung in Dutch?

They were there the day before too, but perhaps you were part of the USA group practising arriving really late for World War III. Around the time of practising testing WMD on civilian targets and allocating reparations. This was the most popular option amongst the US groups. The practising starting your own war against teeny weeny countries and not doing so well, had a certain 'retro' feel that appealed to some, and would provide great material for some historically accurate films. The least popular choice however was the, practising having your hands in the air, pointing up to the sky at low flying aircraft. Rehearsing indignation and surprise in front of TV cameras, that what you do in a foreign land can actually have consequences in the USA, is particularly important. Getting off topic for a moment, whilst there will be some giving thanks that JH's tour is cancelled others may not. For those here is the man himself pretending to be a war hero. My, my, Dave. It seems that my little jest really struck a nerve. I always wonder about such reactions. Is it because you think I might be serious? Or could it be because you suspect it's true? I've never pretended that the US is always correct in its foreign policy. But let's take a look at your swipes at us. Arriving late for WW II? So sorry that a lot of Americans had a strong desire not to get dragged into another of your periodic wars. Practicing against teeny weenie countries and not doing so well? Like you folks in Algeria or before our ill advised venture into Viet Nam? The last one is my favorite. I suppose all those civilians on 9/11 really deserved what they got, eh? I know some of our activities in the struggle against Islamo-Fascism were not what I support (like Iraq, e.g.) but when France has been so overrun by fundamentalist Halibuts that you have to grow a beard and your wife has to wear a burkha, we'll be sure to stay home. Right back at you big guy. Of course you could believe, that I believe, that you really saw the French practising for world war 3, in which case I apologise and I offer you a non-negotiable, twenty shekels for a beard, for my wife. Although, perhaps you believe you have the monopoly on making little jests, being free, being thankful etc etc etc.

Well, while SttG was logged on and refusing to vote, I, thinking there was only one vote, voted for Godot, on her behalf. Oh, how we laughed. After quiet reflection, I decided on those that made the DL truly original for me and went for SC, TF and SttG. The last one was obviously partly a political vote, but I've got to live with the woman.

They were there the day before too, but perhaps you were part of the USA group practising arriving really late for World War III. Around the time of practising testing WMD on civilian targets and allocating reparations. This was the most popular option amongst the US groups. The practising starting your own war against teeny weeny countries and not doing so well, had a certain 'retro' feel that appealed to some, and would provide great material for some historically accurate films. The least popular choice however was the, practising having your hands in the air, pointing up to the sky at low flying aircraft. Rehearsing indignation and surprise in front of TV cameras, that what you do in a foreign land can actually have consequences in the USA, is particularly important. Getting off topic for a moment, whilst there will be some giving thanks that JH's tour is cancelled others may not. For those here is the man himself pretending to be a war hero.

Next year's tour has been cancelled. Go on, put him on next year's list. Think of all the fun you'll have. Getting back on topic for a moment. What's that Icelandic sàke all about, the bastards.

...or like saying: "16-years-old French non-smoking virgin". ...or like saying: "French war hero". ...or like saying: "tough and masculine French guy". O, this is the 'racism, chauvinism and unfounded prejudices'-thread, isn't it? Look, you two, a real French rocker. Feet don't fail you now.

My God, he had a squid beak. Camel Toe. Front bottom.

A little snippet here says Johnny Hallyday was also treated for colon cancer earlier this year. Oops sorry, I forgot to mention I saw that magazine (well the advert outside the newsagents) a few months ago. I tend to forget people are interested in death and health scares as well as squids, Portsmouth, grammar and bricks. http://www.parismatch.com/People-Match/Mus...-cancer-131217/ There is also a Le Monde version but it is also in French and to read all you need to subscribe at a price which I guess is what we can expect for the English language press soon. He has been put into a coma. Colon, coma, perhaps next a fou-stop. And he's nearly Belgian.

A bit of baking might help you relax .

A bit of common sense from perhaps, an unlikely source.

You forgot to mention that he was a scum Gooner too. And despite that, he was also a very good player, who has done rather well for himself. Of course he had all the advantages of being black and born in south London. If it hadn't been for my blonde hair, blue eyes and university education holding me back, I might have been given more opportunities.

A bit old and grainy, and probably already seen before by everyone but me, this film shows what to do if a whale dies on your beach.

If she thinks moving to France will ease her tax burden, she may be in for a bit of a surprise. This health service costs you know.

I should imagine that most of the youth of today don't know who he is. And I didn't think he was that good anyway, a tad overrated. Perhaps the cigarette companies have simply found a new, 'face of smoking'.