Dave to the Grave

The miraculous road to a miraculous recovery begins with one miraculous step. I think this is that step, a bit of chanting and praying and miraculously, she'll start felling better in no time. Was this the chant perchance? Or perhaps ? Maybe even this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SCt8JPAkgU Perhaps she'd watched 'Prick up your Ears' last night, dozed off, and woke up listening to her favourite Spice Girls CD, got confused with Geri and Kenneth... Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt.....much screaming.

You said crack. More talk about her toilet region. Polyfilla may help.

You said crack.

This would have been an interesting way to die. Train hits truck, truck hits you. The good news is he survived.

She may live forever, in our hearts. Failing that, 7th March, 2057.

As with so many things, if you have money you are o.k. This is true with regard to whether you get the death penalty or quality health care. The W.H.O. rankings make interesting reading. This is quite old so perhaps things have changed for the better. Let's hope so for anyone unable to afford, or get health insurance.

Well, she's made the eurozone now so world domination can't be far off. Quite unbelievable.

An example of medalling that I don't understand.

I have to stop myself from being rude here and resist the urge to tell you to f**k off and go buy a cave to live in. We do research in order to improve the quality of life. If you don't like it then please think twice before visiting a doctor, before stepping onto a train plane or bus, before turning on your washing machine, before reheating your dinner in a microwave...ad infinitum. We do research to design new materials with amazing electronic/optical/thermal... properties to make life easier, better, longer. If you don't like it then please think twice before turning on your DVD, MP3 player, Wii, TV, electronic data storage devices or before wearing clothes, (gore-tex, kevlar, viscose etc.). We do not apologise for bringing entertainment and comfort into your lives nor for making your life easier, if you wish to go back to sweeping chimneys, to shitting out of windows, to annual plagues then please do not let us stop you. Mankind has seen unprecedented progress in the last 200+ years. Where do you think we would be if some numpty were to have said to Faraday to stop fiddling with all those wires in case he blew up the world because he himself had received little formal education? In the dark that's bloody where. He was a phenomenal experimental scientist who achieved so much with so little. He, like many scientists, made his discoveries through curiosity, which incidentally may or may not have killed Schrödinger's cat. What about Marie Curie? She died as a consequence of her research but there had to be someone to go ahead so that we could benefit from knowing the advantages and the disadvantages of radiation. It is far better that such research is conducted in a highly regulated manner than by a bunch of renegade malevolent humans. Naturally, as the world moves on we have bigger and better tools with which to do our jobs. Yes, sometimes risks are involved but believe me they are well calculated. There are rigourous safety appraisals, risk assessments and legislation that has to be carried out which is more than can be said of the science of the Victorian era. And remember, you could always be run over by a bus (or pony and trap) tomorrow so what the hell, I say take that very very very slight risk that us mere human mortals could endeavour to create a black hole on a scale so very very very much smaller than the universe. Oh and if you despise everything that CERN stands for please leave your internet cable at the door on your way out. I wouldn't want you to be inadvertantly championing "one of theirs". Personally I'd love to live in a cave. We're lucky enough to have one which I'd love to convert, but what to do with those bats? But who cares, it's my quality of life that counts. Just a thought, but great though those achievements are, was it necessary to, for example develop, and test, a nuclear bomb, in order to have a DVD or a cure for nasty diseases and stuff. I am sure I'm missing something here, but the more educated here will probably put me right.

Don't forget, 'Love at first eel'.

...and his wife's name was Moray.

....do the . That'll keep you warm, while you wait. Of course if you got yourself one of those blue jackets, you'd be chased all the way to Aberdeen. All that friction and man made fibres, you'd probably ignite.

A good catch for someone's bream team perhaps. Good cod, that was terrible, even by my low standards, I'm starting to flounder, (and I'm not fishing for compliments).

Not comparable at all. Would more people visit if they hadn't gone around revolting? I doubt it. I wonder how important the current Royal family are to U.K. tourism? I would guess, not a lot. Off with their heads

Its not the first time that Kinnear has been taken ill, dodgy ticker and all that. Dave, how could you dis our Lord and Master Redknapp? Dis him yes, spell his name, no

I'm not, joking 'ere, but Joe Kinnear has been taken to hospital before a match. Probably nothing but he never looks very well, unless of course, he's standing next to Harry Rednap. Then he appears quite peachy.

Bet you're sorry you asked about the Avatar now, eh? Not at all. I did know who he was, I just wondered as to your reason of choice. My son played at the Stade Jacques Chaban-Delmas last year with a THFC shirt under his club shirt. This year he will have one with Walter's name on the back. Better that than the Berbatov one. Terminator has a point about the comments under the avatar. Perhaps a campaign can be started to have the 'sad W**ker' title changed while Walter Tull's picture is above. Perhaps to 'sad Walter'. Obviously it should be changed back if the avatar is changed

Splendid new avatar MPFC. Any reason for your fine choice? More THFC than MPFC .

I agree, but it still stands up well against the other so called 'classics' we are supposed to love, such as American Pie, Bohemian Rhapsody and, I shudder as I type this, Layla. I think where these talent shows go wrong is having Mariah-Jackson-Beatle nights. A level playing field is needed. One that doesn't pander to the warbling Whitney Houston's and Justin Timberlake's. I would suggest a Doug Anthony Allstars Night. If you can sing and still have people discussing the quality of your voice, you know you have the X-Factor. I think is a classic. A song about my favourite shape, playwrite and musical instrument. Definite Christmas number one.

That's made me feel quite peculiar, NSFW. A distant second but fine fellows are quite funky. For DL relevance this video was filmed in Fraserburgh. For students of dance, this tune is credited with starting the line dancing craze. Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk indeed.

Taking the above into account and continuing with the body part theme, Norman Wisdom it is.