Dave to the Grave

He looks like he might outlive Joe Kinnear. Yes, and as we all know, there's no, joking here. Sorry.

As a student of dance, I was having a discussion about my favourite dancer with a partner (I would like to put the dancer in Room Lovely). By way of introducing a very funny friend to this site and remembering I had posted a link, imagine my horror at finding it no longer worked because of 'copyright infringement'. So after some searching I have found him again here (in the 'target' shirt), on 50 seconds. I would also put in time travel. I used this to appear in the video, on 1 minute 35 seconds, (wearing a yellow T-shirt and cardigan) pointing at the groover, just to make sure we all know who I mean. You may recognise me from my avatar.

Kuntz Not strictly on topic, but naughty/body part non-goalkeeping footballer names it is. How about Toe knee Wood cock? Or, and I can scarcely contain my titters here, Knickerless Butt? I have clicked on the link and it comes up, 'this video is unavailable in your country', which is most frustrating. Was it this by any chance? Some people just go too far . Shouldn't this nonsense be moved to the football thread, and/or those responsible banned for life.

With all this talk, comparing Tony Curtis and Paul Newman, we seem to forget that we are discussing who is better at pretending to be who they are not. Did Paul Newman own a splendid hair piece? Was he in the Persuaders? Was he an Artist extraordinaire? There are hidden depths to this man. Also for DL purposes Mr. Curtis is still alive.

You said fanny.

He does. Or perhaps he's very bad at eating ice cream.

Kuntz Not strictly on topic, but naughty/body part non-goalkeeping footballer names it is. How about Toe knee Wood cock? Or, and I can scarcely contain my titters here, Knickerless Butt?

TAFKAG, I'll try and keeper this on topic. Do you think when the lever or trigger is given a paul, robinason of a father, a goal has been achieved? Or should a trench be dug, filled with alcohol, I would choose Gordons, banks high enough to prevent escape to victory, then throw in a match? Then we could watch the magnificent ditchburn. Oh, I am such a buffon, to be frank. Swift ly moving on...etc.

Snakes! , that's nothing. At mine I had to dance with SttG's mother .

That looks like most of the wedding receptions I've been too. Dance old man, dance.

Don't be too hard on him, he was off-side. I think .

Hear what has got to say about the erection. Now that's lame .

I have it on good authority that it is in fact this chap: Or perhaps this one, who, ahem, went like lightning:

Me too. (My avatar, not yours.) I thought that was you! I seem to have a face that reminds people of other people. That coupled with the fact that complete strangers seem to feel the need to talk to me, has lead to some interesting moments. I started off well as a teenage James Dean, moved on to Claude François, now a debauched Roger Daltrey. Why people feel the need to tell me this I don't know. There has been others, but less 'flattering' or I had never heard of them.

Me too. (My avatar, not yours.)

Cabinet locks and locking trashcans are beautiful things. You are of course right, I'll send her down the shops to get one . It'll be strange to have a locking trashcan when we don't have locks on any of our doors.