Dave to the Grave

While on the subject, why should 'the man' have to tug out partially passed (half in, half out) sanitary towels out of the dog's arse? They weren't mine. Same goes for straw, grass and compacted bone which came out 'breach'. Great fundament impersonation of Mick Jagger/Jade Goody though.

I'm with you on this one. Hanging's too good for 'em. Bastards.

First, team colour coffins, now this. Get even more out of them, even after death. What ever happened to the impromptu scattering of someones ashes prior to kick off? No money in it I suppose.

Interesting, but I must admit the 'up skirt nice asses' link on the same page distracted me a bit.

From that Wiki page 'The company is controlled by Koç Holding, one of Turkey’s largest and most prestigious groups' And from the Koc link 'Vehbi Koç, a firm believer in the corporate spirit, handed his position as chairman of the board over to his son Rahmi M. Koç in 1984. Rahmi Koç retired on 4 April 2003 and handed his position over to his eldest son Mustafa V. Koç. Mustafa Koç commemorates holding Koç for 5 years now and does so with great pride.

It's that time of the year again when the sunflower turns to face the earth, and the walnuts are starting to fall. We had collected some nuts and were sitting eating the seeds from the flowers that we had found before they were lost, so naturally enough I got to thinking about self mummification. Only another 999 days and we can start on the bark and roots. I'd hate to have a back, sack and crack from a buddhist monk.

Cancelled. So, there'll now be some hot, cross, nuns.

John McCain

I think that's the best bit.

I see the news was announced by Max Clifford. What a wonderful opportunity for her public rehabilitation. Anyone else smell a rat? My cynicism worries me sometimes. I'm smelling a "kebab" Beef? Curtains for the Indian Big Bro programme mind. Not something to get in a flap about.

US woman beats hog talking US men. An Olympian effort, if I ever saw one.

Let's not forget the only player in Brazil considered the equal to Pele, Garrincha. Probably would have made a great F1 driver too; given half a chance. And another thing, I have just discovered that he lost his virginity to a goat. Which is quite interesting. And to think I voted for Muddy Waters.

I might.

Since this year alone, we've lost Barnes, Charlton and Heston, I'd probably be more worried if I were Chris Sutton or Phil Tufnell.

It's all getting right classy. is now not that far from reality. Oh the horror.

Great . Thanks for reminding me Pooka.

Apparently, all we need to do is eat kangaroo.

That's either a very strange place to keep your puncture repair kit, or that outfits a bit tight 'around the region'. Enough to kill anyone.

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Great, not only am I poorly educated, now I have a small penis. To get things back on topic shouldn't it be Russian hamsters. could well be playing tribute to Mr. Solzhenitsyn through the medium of dance, (I know I would), whilst removing a Russian hamster from his bum bag. Perhaps this should be in the Gere thread.