Tuber Mirum

I see I haven't updated the site for the deaths of: Robert Rauschenberg Estelle Getty Albert Cossery Sam Manekshaw Tony Snow Randy Pausch. Anyone else I've forgotten before I go and make a horses arse of the scoreboard again? In other interesting news, Last year's winner A Can of Whoopass has been summarily disqualified from the competition because his email of congratulation bounced twice. So the winner for 2007 is Football Fan.

I had quite a good curry in Middlesborough. Once.

It seems they haven't made up their minds yet. But a ceremonial Funeral seems fairly likely even if she doesn't get a state one, so we are guaranteed a bit of a ding dong either way. Well we know which Catherine the Great would have preferred, but perhaps the Iron Lady is more the Sailor type.

I should think so too.

Top bit of reporting there, if I may say so.

made, said Yoda with

a problum reared up

poem ever written by

indeed. But not withstanding

A great uncle of mine writes those things. I don't know his pen name, sadly.

detection equipment, artfully disguised

I reckon horse owners tend to assume that a grateful rose gardener will come along shortly bearing a sturdy shovel and will cart the stuff off for their own special purposes. People should train their dogs to sh*t in the woods and in places where it won't bother anyone. It is possible, assuming such places exist in your neck of the woods. I daresay some fascists people would disagree.

Sad news Heaven can Wait, My condolences.

Thank you Godot, for that nostalgic moment.

I too, voted to keep him. He needs us to show him the error of his ways.

I once pished on Kneller Hall. That's in Twickenham, for those who don't know.