Tuber Mirum

I daresay I too, shall at some stage be looking in on the proceedings.

I'm currently enjoying a bottle of this stuff.

Qualified? Do you know the definition of the word? The standard definition: meeting the proper standards and requirements for a position or task. Now let's seperate the facts from your ignorance. As for qualification, that is something I straight-own. I'm startled because I'm trying to figure out (who you think you are) to even feel as if you have the capacity to call me out on such an issue? I can never be 100% sure of anything, but I have a theory you might have misinterpreted something I've said. If that isn't the case, you seriously need a little reality check son. Because I'll teach you straight how to act. Somebody posted a link the other day (in the ideas and possibilities thread) about a Vietnamise general who still thought Vietnam was going on thirty years later. I'm trying to convince myself both of you aren't on the same level of awareness but somehow I hear another drum beating. You call me out and mention words such as dignity? I appologize for taking you as an intelligent man. You've made this about me and you've made it about you. I'm going to be a gentleman and say "if you have any dignity" you will just pretend none of this ever even happened. Save yourself the embarassment. Well I don't think anyone can deny that Twelvetrees hasn't been well and truly put in his place by that well-worded little riposte from Banshees Scream.

And another thing: I hung around Aberdeen Bus Station for about 15 minutes hoping to spot Windsor. But I don't think he was there. Petrol here has just broken the all-important 1.50 EUR psychological barrier. Diesel is still slightly cheaper, but not for long they say.

Shouldn't that be "maths"? Which reminds me, I was quite near your house about 3 weeks ago. A mate of mine's brother buys those huge big tins of cooking oil like they have in chip shops and uses it pure. He's at 400,000Km and still running fine, so it must be all right. Doesn't work in petrol cars mind you.

Congratulations to the whole DT family! And happy birthday to SCSI and also to Star Crossed.

Hmm, I see if I book now, the flight will be really cheap. All the more money to spend on beer. I suppose I'm obliged to be there so that Anubis gets his ****** back.

Ah yes, humour. Where would we be without it? Ah yes, Germany.

Not that anyone would notice if I didn't mention it, but I'm off to the old heimat for a week's R&R. Although perhaps R&B would be a better way of putting it.

Thank you all for your kind birthday wishes! I did have a very nice day, thank you.

Why do the bubbles in a freshly-poured pint of Guinness (appear to) move downwards?

Come on admit it. You just don't like Jews.

Well I hope the punters are happy with their cheap chinese crap imitation instrument shaped objects.

Well said. I can't agree with you more. Piano man couldn't have put it better.

Sell your 14 year old daughter.

So, I updated the scoreboard a bit. I hope I didn't forget anyone.

Banshees, that's the funniest thing you've ever posted. To be more precise, it's the only funny thing you've ever posted.

My mate's mum was a PE teacher. I'll ask him.

I think you put it in a nutshell there, Mr. Deadsox.

And dead in L.A., according to Fox 11. Oh well, it must be true then. If it was on Fox.

So you think it would be all right for Britain to have a national anthem in which the first four sentences begin with a conjunction? Not to mention the American-style thingy of asking a question then not answering it. And of going on and on about weapons, be they rockets and bombs or bows, arrows, spears and swords or whatever. I'll stick with God and Her Majesty for the time being if you don't mind.

Well I'm not a kindly mod, so I'm not going to delete any off-topic posts. But by way of compromise, I have deleted the last on-topic post in this thread, since it was from Dave.

Real work? You mean like down a mine or something?