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Blimey Windsor! Where do you go to university? Beechwood?

Thank you, OSP. Happy birthday to you, too!

Respected by whom, exactly?

Thank you all very much for the kind birthday wishes. For those who are interested, I did not in fact get blootered, preferring instead to spend the day driving 500Km through violent storms and dense traffic jams in order to rehearse that tune from the Old Spice advert in some no-horse town in the back of beyond, all the while suffering from a nasty cold which still hasn't yet gone away. Not that I didn't have a good time or anything.

Well that settles any doubt there may have been as to whether dave is iain or not. Now be a good chap and run along.

Looking back to the start of this thread, I see that in March 2005 we were saying he wouldn't be around for any deadpools the following year. Just shows what a bugger of a job this death predicting can be.

You mean kinda like that? No. What you say there is true, and your saying it here in no way brings deathlist.net into disrepute. Bring 'em on, the cretinous gullible ranting clangnuts!

Perhaps if the poster had been a valued member who is known for his quick wit and his amusing and interesting posts, the reaction may have been different, but since the person who created the thread was a complete idiot called iain/dave who is at best tedious, more often than not annoying and persistently stupid, I consider the warning appropriate. I wouldn't say the mods are in a tizz about anything, because we aren't. But I suspect we aren't the only ones who aren't devastated that dave/iain seems to have buggered off. As far as I care we can discuss anything as long as it's not done too disrespectfully. I just don't fancy the ranters we would get with a thread like that. All it takes is one guest to post something stupid and we are all tarred with the same brush.

Probably only ever reads the Sunday Post.

Your mate has a point though. I mean if Scotland were independent at the moment, I bet the history they'd teach you at your Scottish university would have a somewhat different spin on it to what they teach you now. And it'd still be true, truth being relative and all that.

Tell you what, iain. This thread is a very bad idea, not only because it's sick and distasteful, but also bvecause it will attract ranters. That's why I'm locking it, and giving you a warning.

He's a completely stupid bugger and he's already starting to make himself at home. I say ban the twunt forthwith. At least Tempus Fugit's alter egos are slightly funny.

I've done that already loads of times ages ago. But feel free to do it again.

Ah, you mean wossname Holloway, son of Stanley same.

No. it's a crap Dutch football manager who lived in the same town as me a couple of years ago. Not that I knew him personally or anything Quite appropriate really, since dick is German for "fat" Which brings me nicely to King Size Dick who as recently as ten years ago failed to die in a fire. You see his posters round here occasionally.

Answer this question.

Whilst unfortunately, it's raining round here, (I expect Patrick isn't responsible for the weather here on the continent) Patrick Moore has got himself into the news again. It seems BBC TV is crap because the whole outfit is run by women.

Well, Iain, there is a school of thought which believes that there's nothing terribly useful or interesting about having the contents of the Wikipedia recent deaths page regurgitated here. Particularly as you don't ever seem to search beforehand to see if the death has already been mentioned. Nice of you to ask though. Shows an uncharacteristic lucidity on your part.

oh my God-I knew that guy personally... I shouldn't worry about it. He hated you anyway.

Happy Birthday you two Pillars of the Deathlist, Football Fan and TLC!

It's really quite incredibly hard to get banned from this website, so if you were banned it was definitely for a very apparent reason. You are probably just too stupid to realise it.

I'm going for Gordon Banks. He's always had a bit of a dicky tummy. Might just push him over the edge this time.

I've got mine so don't need to, guess which one is me ( I don't think my profile pic will help!) I reckon the wee lassie at the right hand end of the front row looks fairly grendelish.

Happy Birthday to Deathlist Member No. 4, Our Sole wherever you are. Our Sole lives just down the road from me, AFAIK. Not that I ever met him or anything. Wonder what happened to him?