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He's a Royal Highness, she's a Serene Highness. Now as she's married to a Royal Highness does that mean she's a Serene Royal Highness or a Royal Serene Highness. Where's Elspeth when you need her. Tempus, I had to read your post a couple of times before I realised you were asking questions. I hate to be pedantic but questions like to have these things at the end of them: ? One is enough per question usually.

Well their Royal Highnesses didn't turn up. Had an urgent appointment on a different continent apparently. Still I daresay there will be a next time. Sorry to dissappoint.

As chance would have it, I'm going to see Ernst August and his lovely wife Caroline tomorrow, and I intend to do my absolute damndest to get a chance to ask him how he's feeling these days. Expect a report here soon. As you can see, the man who is 240th in line to the British throne looks like he takes a fair bucket.

Ziggy Stardust. Hmmm....

Windsor, nobody is hated on DeathList. Many of us don't like Mrs Thatcher much, and some people have a forum they're not keen on like The RoyalForums(sic) or in my case, those stupid buggers over at Bad Astronomy. But I don't think anybody is genuinely hated. We are nice tolerant people and certainly don't hate each other, even if we do annoy each other a bit occasionally for fun. And if you disagree we will shoot you. Or feed you to Elspeth.

Sir! I am your rival. Sorry to disappoint both of you, but I am informed our new friend Entropy is already taken. On the bright side, take a good look at this: and imagine waking up next to it of a morning.

How about with his deceased grandad a la Natalie Cole? I wouldn't buy it.

Entropy, I think you come over here because we are a highly sympathetic bunch of intelligent (mostly), literate (to an extent) and free-thinking people. As opposed to your lot who are a bunch of obsessive loonies. We are much more your kind of people. I suspect. Ever thought of coming over permanently? There is talk of appointing a new admin. Someone of your knowledge and experience would be ideal for the job. Why not drop The Reaper your CV? Sorry about Windsor, it's the monotonous Aberdeenshire diet of root vegetables driving him potty, I suspect.

Ah, well - you'll be wanting to direct that observation at a few others as well as me, then. Have no fear Entropy, you won't get banned for hijacking this thread (for that is what Banshees is slightly obliquely accusing you of), we quite like going off topic usually and we aren't afraid of a good fight once in a while either. That is the difference between our lot and your lot. We are a far splendider bunch of chaps than your lot, but there are more of you, so in a square go we probably wouldn't have much of a chance. To be honest I find The Royal Forums(sic) deadly boring and don't know what or if I would have posted there had I not been banned pre-emptively.

There is, however, a Master Baiter. regards, Hein Aha! Misleading Domain Names: www.expertsexchange.com www.molestationnursery.com www.penisland.net www.cummingfirst.com www.whorepresents.com No internet forum is complete without a list of them.

Er, King Fahd's passing must have escaped my attention. As for Prince Philip, he might be in very good health but he is in his 80s and still goes carriage racing, a lethal combination in my opinion. Especially as he is pretty nearly blind.

It was always turnips we carved when I was a kid. Nowadays I have a pottery pumpkin that you put a candle in, saves on all the mess. Right enough, turnips it was. Smellt bloody awful when you put a candle inside. Apparently, it was always turnips originally, but when those good folks wandered off to America, they couldn't find any turnips there and apparently hadn't thought of taking any with them. So they used pumpkins instead which were quite plentiful. Always said America was an awful place.

nap, your suggestion can be read one of two ways. I'm guessing my first reading of the message was the wrong way. But maybe not?... That were nowt but a nostalgic reference to a long-deleted thread. But I mean it nonetheless Banshees. We Deathlisters always stick together and don't hesitate to offer useless advice to a colleague in need.

At the moment i am in very low spirits reflecting on certain things going on in my life. I'm trying to reverse that but right now it's not posts i'm focused on. Got a problum Banshees? If you need a shoulder to cry on, feel free to get down on your knees.

Aye, that cheesy banner at the top looks like an ad. The silly bint sitting at the computer might look better with some blood or glowing eyes or something. There is also an ad at the top of the page, which is pretty contemptible really, given the low price of a pint of web hosting these days. I wonder if every time one of us visits your site, you and your drunk-in-the-pub mate get a couple of pee for the beer kitty? That would disqualify you both somewhat from the HLEGA*, wouldn't it? (*Honourable League of Enthusiastic Gentleman Amateurs)

Windsor, yer nae wise.

More tea, Captain?

I give you a week Windsor. Tops.

Possibly the mold (sic) was already broken before they made the Remarkable Banshees.

The Test Card Girl (with the clown and the blackboard) would possibly give the Corrie Cat a run for its money. Both girl and clown displayed marginally more talent than Mr O'Sullivan.

Do you guys at TROSAS have a website? Perhaps one with a forum which we could pollute with semi-literate bullcrap? Fair is fair, y'know.

Some interesting information here. It seems that that Hermann Dörnemann fellow from Düsseldorf who died last year and was the oldest man in Germany fought in WWI, and there are a couple more still alive probably. Finding out about them isn't easy. Anyone would think the Germans weren't proud of their military history.

Reminds me of something Prince Charles said yesterday:

Reminds me of something Prince Charles said yesterday:

Could be this: (apologies to absent friend Yoda) Even if you do, think. It is. Sh*te you should. Say, why not? Just that. It is S**t. or even this: Even if you do, think it. Is sh*te you? Should say "why", not "just that". It is. S**t! None of which makes the slightest bit of sense, of course.