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Hey folks I'm a Liberal Democrat and I didn't even know it! Bring back Jeremy Thorpe I say and long may he reign! (Or failing that Mosely would do instead )

Christopher Plummer He played Captain von Trapp in "The Sound of Music". Among other memorable roles. For example Emperor of the Galaxy in "Female Space Invaders"

Of course he bloody well is!

Luckily he isn't a Conservative, he's only a conservative (with a small "c"). So he probably isn't going to go about closing coal mines, raising taxes for the poor and lowering them for the rich and bragging about how much beer he can drink. I say wait and see. He is a clever man and now he is pope, may not be quite the Bavarian dickhead people are expecting him to be. Long for this world he can surely not be. (as Yoda might have put it)

The introduction of the poll tax was the beginning of the end for Margaret Thatcher's reign as Prime Minister Makes perfect sense to my (highly-logical) mind

I am very sorry if I gave the impression that I think you are "a bit thick" I think you are very, very thick indeed. best wishes,

It was the same element of the British public which finds Kilroy-Silk appealing which (mistakenly) considered Mosely a crack-pot (sic). Enough.

Quite right, Captain. Never trust anyone who tells you they are intelligent. Reminds me a bit of weatherman90, but thankfully less easily provoked.

The policies of Oswald Mosley I don't really see very many parallels with Mr Kilroy-Silk. Do you? Chalk and cheese, in fact.

Simon you are a very strange chap indeed. You write in one (extremely tedious and long-winded) posting the biggest load of c**p I have ever seen, revealing yourself to hold some ill-considered and socially reprehensible views far too strongly for your own good, then in the next breath come out with some fairly sensible remarks which I could not have put better myself. As Mr Josco might be heard to remark: There's nowt so queer as folk Forgive my ignorance as to the identity of Robert Mosley. Surely you can't mean that severely misunderstood political genius Sir Oswald Mosley? Pro-Europe before there was a Europe to be pro.

Man is not a Turnip either. I think that rather strains your theory. Some men are Swedes. Some are Frogs. "Theory" Mr. Josco? Logic. Pure and irrefutable.

Dear Mr. Simon, Without meaning to offend at all mate, you strike me on the whole as being a particularly thick sort of a fellow. This coupled with your staunch, unquestioning loyalty to the crown leads me to suspect that you may be in some capacity or other a member of Her Majesty's Armed Forces. Nothing wrong with that, of course.

Just as well most of us know quite a lot about South African politics then, isn't it? In the meantime here is some logic which will doubtless appeal to you: Widely Known Fact: A man is not a potato Ergo: That which is a potato is not a man. Ergo: That which is not a man is a potato. Logical Conclusion: There are only men and potatoes. So are you a dumbass ignorant racist man, or a dumbass ignorant racist potato, Mr Guest?

So we should be congratulating Mr or Mrs longmayshereign for being the 500th member instead of terrorising poor old softcelluk1 who has obviously and understandably done a runner.

I feel like such a bassoon for not having known about it sooner. Perhaps I have decided to reed too much into this. If you think so then give me a Huller so I won't be feeling too great a Schoeneck. Suppose I should leave now so you'll not Heckel me any more.Music to the ears I am sure you're all wishing I wood-wind this down. You a bassoon player Bruno? I knew there was something crooked about you

If I might be allowed to offer a suggestion, issuing softcelluk1 with some kind of threat, perhaps by way of a Personal message, could possibly have the desired effect. I think Mr Jury would do the best job of putting the Fear of God up our newest member.

I don't think you will get into trouble for not having seen Titanic, but there may be a black mark on its way to you for careless spelling. Feeling a bit under the weather this morning, are we? Pots and kettles Mr J. Pots and kettles.

If I mention Marc Almond, will it set off a spate of pathetic double-entendres?

Best car we ever had was a Sunbeam Rapier: As you can see we were not poor and also had the "deluxe" Spacehopper which came with its own outboard motor.

Dear me! That car is out of the ark! I wouldn't be surprised if I heard of my great grandfather driving about in one of those.

VW Beetle 1200, reg FNW 745K 1971 vintage. colour?

Is this the right one? Or was it more like this one? Perhaps there's a picture of your car here. Yugo homepage don't miss the jokes.

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Dutch and German are closely related. If you know one, you can understand the other. The standard versions of the languages differ quite a bit in grammar, pronunciation and word meanings. However, the northern dialects of German are very close to the eastern dialects of Dutch and mutually understandable. regards, Hein Here in the West of Germany right next to the Southern Dutch border the dialects on either side are mutually understandable. If I go to the Junkyard in Venlo I can speak German to the chap there and he will understand me and I can easily follow his dialect too. PS: Is that really how you spell "Corinthians" in Holland? And no, I am not the same person as Mr Josco, and also not married to him.