Monoclinic
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I guess Phantom yourself and your American friends probably get the same enjoyment as several of my foreign friends when I explain to them that Britain can come to a standstill at the mere mention of a nanolayer of snow.
http://newsthump.com/2010/11/24/uk-prepari...now-approaches/
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Er, whatever, more importantly when is Anthea Turner going to die?
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I might be able to get some insider information on Hans Dehmelt. He was aggressively pursuing a paleolithic diet several years ago. I'm not sure what he is up to now though. Here's his website: http://faculty.washington.edu/dehmelt/. And a sample diet of his: http://faculty.washington.edu/dehmelt/shreds102708B.htmBlue cheese dressing has been around since the paleolithic times? That discovery merits a Nature publication.
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BBC are saying they fancy a March wedding... up the duff perhaps?
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Another quick office poll just came back unanimous that it's not her that takes it up the arse."She was raised in a modern five-bedroom detached house in the Berkshire village of Bucklebury and her family, who are self-made millionaires, run a mail order toy and party goods company."
Well, ahem,
That poll was undertaken by Charlie himself. Do you think his bedroom is next door"They've been practising long enough."
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Meeting brutality with brutality is not the way to create a civilised society.Hear, hear! In my most humble opinion a government cannot show its people that murder is wrong through what is in my eyes state funded murder. Nor can we accept that every verdict is 100% correct. Lock them up, try to rehabilitate and make them work in order to fund the upkeep of the prisons; the last part probably amounts to slavery under the human rights act mind. However on the outside world there are many people who have standards of living below that of a resident of Her Majesty's pleasure (one kinky Queen I dare say!) so I think it is fair that they work a full EU week (or 35 hours if they happen to be French).
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My story, I'm sorry to say, has to centre on Snooker player, Willie Thorne. I was out on the pull with a new girlfriend, circa 1996 and we decided to go to a Mexican resturant (a very plastic one, in Leicester, on one of those nasty industrial shopping development areas). And lo-and-behold who was sitting at the next table - yerh! you guessed it that Willie Thorne bloke off the telly snooker stuff. You know what - he was having a cheap meal too, in a cheap plastic Mexican resturant, just like me like!Except I've never been back and I guess he never leaves the place, or a tip.
Very off putting to see a minor celeb' when you should be checking the size of tits this cracking new bird has!
[skinner and Baddiel] He was probably playing in the first round of a competition that very morning [/skinner and Baddiel]
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It always seems to work in France, surley worth a go over here after all voting never changes anything! Still got the same upper middle class ex oxbridge plonkers running the show!Best regards
Syd
The French are, will be and have always been a revolting nation. There's no need for us to lower the standards in line with EU regulation.
Je vous remercie.
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Google News is bringing up reports in Dutch, Spanish, French, German, Italian and Russian.I think we can assume he's mort, dood, morte, tot or whatever.
Google translate has even stretched to dead.
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Speaking of dickheads, I saw that chap blade off of the Eiffel Tower. It wasn't first time lucky. Well I say *saw*, we were at the side, saw practiquement fuck tous, however managed to escape across the river and away before most of the crowd could say bonnet de douche.
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The whole process of publishing, from start to finish. Bored, bored, bored. When can normal service be resumed? When can I go blow something up? I curse the advancements in home computing.
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Little consolation but at least Fort William scored one in their 8-1 defeat against Wick Academy, eh Aberdeen?
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One epileptic mouse attack later and Mrs T's tally crept up by over a 100. I might go back for seconds.
Edit: Gutted, it always goes back to 46603 hits. It seems that unlike The Belgrano, you can't hit the opposition when they're down.
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david beckham should be used as a bag of wind and his wife should be melted down to a wheelie bin and a sex aid for him LOLSo you can spell? And you can find a thread if you want to too. What a fraud.
Fuck, just realised you started another bloody thread. Admin alert, new poster on the rampage.
I'm trying to work out how the ashtray could be used as a sex aid.
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Gotcha!
It's the pun wot won it (for Monoclinic)
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The Urn Lady
Just checked, unfortunately it appears she's still bed blocking.
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It also reflects the kind of attitude in some people that wants bank robbers to succeed. It must be quite strong in the population to explain the enduring success of the heist film. Or is the fascination all in how they pull it off?Can't say I much enjoy the sequel, you know the one where the bankers are robbing the people!
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Yvonne never got this level of attention when she called you a twat and between a cunt and twat lies but semantics. There wouldn't happen to be a repressed fondness for the Scot perchance?
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Speaking out for the ladies, we could handle both boys, easy. You are both being cuntish
Banshees, hope that Pakistani training camp went well. Could you hold the anchovies please?
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Seriously, League 1 teams, sort it out. You're really going to let the Posh go up? Although between Franchise, Notts County, Charlton and the Saints, it's not exactly a division ram-packed with likeable teams.Right, that's you on block! From my experience, when we were overperforming minnows amongst giants as opposed to underperforming giants amongst minnows, we used to be everyone's favourite underdog amongst my "immigrant" friends in Southampton.
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Martin King, co-inventor of T9 text input (that's predictive to you and me), has died aged 60, from camber cancer.This man was a genius. If you type in anal, you get cock, and if you type in smirnoff, you get poisoned.
Many's the person who's been called an aunt.
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