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  7. Posted

    Anyone for a bit of swinging?

     

    To interpret the punditry, analysis and results of the General Election, viewers and listeners should have a basic level of maths, says the Royal Society of Chemistry (RSC).

     

    To make its point the RSC has arranged an election night "swinger" quiz with a £500 first prize and nine runner-up prizes of £50

     

    RSC General Election Maths Quiz

     

     

    EDIT: Bit unsure about the end of Q6 - I make total salt 48 g not 44 g although the 4 g difference does correspond to something pertinent

    the grammes of X transferred to Z

    in my calculations so I may be having language issues around the 'within a total of 44 grams of salt' part.

  10. Posted

    voice verry werd high low he sings big ish groups men think music out 30s/40s pretty shore alive deffo 100 over from us male solo singer looks werd videos seen him sings men large group old men hes kool he look like dracluar policeeee no not spam no spelling suxs i soxs make day tell name think over 100 maby 102 103 he kool think stopped sinnging ages be rong

    :rolleyes::deadx::ghost2::):angel5::party::shock: i dippy not smart

     

     

     

     

     

    cheers yoo damm skippyy

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    :DB):puke:

     

     

    (S)he clearly wants to buy a copy of Christopher Lee's heavy metal album,

    , although I never knew Christopher Lee was friends with Sting.

     

    If I've broken the code, what do I win?

  11. Posted

    Oh, and spot any commonality between clubs in serious financial trouble over recent years? AFCB, Saints, Pompey, West Ham...how long before Spurs go under?

     

    Remind me, how much does a house in Sandbanks fetch these days? Perhaps when he twitches he is just squirrelling away another million.

     

     

    [Enter tumbleweed]

  12. Posted

    José Tomás, one of Spain's most famous matadors, has been "severely gored" by a bull and is in a critical condition. Some strange fashion choices evident in the photo at the top of the story...

     

    This doesn't seem very fair, why wasn't the bull granted the privilege of performing, wikipedia informs me, a tercio de muerte on the matador?

     

    I was in Nimes a few years ago during the feria and, caught up in the atmosphere, came close to buying a ticket with all the other foolish tourists. I'm so glad my conscience won out.

  13. Posted

    Minor stuff in the great world of football but Workington's 1-2 away win in front of little more than 200 paying spectators in Solihull today guarantees them a play-off place and a chance to fight for Blue Square Premier action next season. In other words, the Reds could be coming the way of many more of you next season.

     

    Oh aye, and Rochdale are promoted. Last time that happened Neil Armstrong hadn't set foot on the Moon.

     

    And AFC Bournemouth will be there, too. A 32 year old manager and a playing squad of just 19, coupled with a transfer embargo for the entire season. The best we can hope for is staying in League One, but we'll embarrass someone (hopefully Scumpton) along the way. And good luck to Workington - I can just remember when they fell out of the league - replaced by Wigan, I believe.

     

    Well done to The Cherries despite your malicious wishes for next season I hope you do stay up. You never know the following season you could be playing Portsmouth as we pass them as they follow in our recent footsteps with a sorry descent down the leagues.

     

    Strangely, whilst we are on the subject of the mighty Saints, I've not seen any comments from Maryport about the JPT or yesterday for that matter, better luck next year hey MPFC?

  15. Posted

    Drunk.

     

    Just found myself looking in the mirror and saying aloud "this one's the best yet!". I'm referring, of course, to my new cocktail of Stella Artois and Red Bull, an unimaginative moniker for an unimaginative drink. A drink borne not of desire, but of the mother of all ingenuity; necessity...

     

    I need to stay awake all night, loads to do, but I also want to get drunk. Seems the logical mix, given the only alcohol I have in the house is two cans of lager and I also have three cans of Red Bull. If you mix them in just the right proportions it tastes great! Only took me three attempts to get a decent blend. Shame I can't recall exactly what it was. Back to the drawgin board.

     

    Anyway, you've probably got things to do...

    You got drunk on two cans of lager? You must be a cheap date. ;-)

     

    Well that depends...

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    Are you implying that SC is a midget? Careful, as he may have to field some unwanted(?) attention from Mr Creamy. Who I believe dreams of participating in some dwarf tossing.

  16. Posted

    Drunk.

     

    Just found myself looking in the mirror and saying aloud "this one's the best yet!". I'm referring, of course, to my new cocktail of Stella Artois and Red Bull, an unimaginative moniker for an unimaginative drink. A drink borne not of desire, but of the mother of all ingenuity; necessity...

     

    I need to stay awake all night, loads to do, but I also want to get drunk. Seems the logical mix, given the only alcohol I have in the house is two cans of lager and I also have three cans of Red Bull. If you mix them in just the right proportions it tastes great! Only took me three attempts to get a decent blend. Shame I can't recall exactly what it was. Back to the drawgin board.

     

    Anyway, you've probably got things to do...

     

     

    You got drunk on two cans of lager? You must be a cheap date. ;-)

  18. Posted

    Ash cloud leaves British tourists stranded on holiday in sunny exotic countries and prevents immigrants from entering the country

     

    Carlsberg don't do volcanic eruptions....

     

    Lost in translation: All this kerfuffle because Brown and his Dutch counterpart asked for Iceland to give us some cash.

     

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  20. Posted

    One man's quest to overcome beastiality through the art of taxidermy in To Fill a Mockingbird

     

    A heartwrenching affair as a fishing community falls into mourning in Requiem for a Bream

    [big booming voice] It was a time of war, it was a time of peace etc. in Full Mental Jacket

     

    David Icke recounts the history of the Saxe-Coburg and Gotha family down under in The Lizard of Oz

  21. Posted

    In for a penny in for a pound, someone has to lower the tone...

     

    A B movie spectacular based on BC Alum's most significant actor coming face to face with Evil Cunt on which he unleases untold pain.

     

    A world famous vampire recounting his experience of vagina dentata in Cunt Dracula

     

    An oscar winning whirlwind adventure in Travels with my Cunt

  23. Posted

    The BBC are the biggest "tease" ever, with their headline Mission: Impossible star dies. Unfortunately Tom Cruise's thetan lives to see another day and to perpetuate one of the biggest financial frauds ever.

     

    Which leads me nicely onto Amy Whinehouse and the latest rumours that she maybe converting to scientology.

     

    Apologies for it being in Dutch. My google seems to have converted too leaving me to guess. Anyone have any ideas how I can change it back the only option I see that's left is to hit it with a stick.

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