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  1. The 2008 leader for the great British parenting skills abroad award is coming under criticism from the Indian police.

     

    Where were the Tandoori 7?

     

    At the risk of sounding like a Daily Mail reader, the police have a point. The poor kid was 15, apparently not in school, left more or less on her own in Goa while her mother travelled round the country. Just like dear old mumsy (who had eight other kids) she had her face pierced, according to one witness had taken LSD, ecstasy and cocaine, and was last seen drunk in a bar the night she was murdered.


  2. Tommy Burns is suffering from skin cancer again.

     

    I'm prepared to get irate guest abuse about this, but...... good.

     

    He's up there along with Gordon Brown, Mohammed Al Fayed & Robert Mugabe as people I would all like to see leave this earth as quickly as possible. :angry::P:devil::evil::evil::evil2:

     

    He's going on my DDP list for next year - I have a spot free now, anyway.

     

    Was Tommy Burns so terrible? In the spring of '98 he took over a Reading club that were already well on their way down to Division 2 (which I believe was Division 3 in the old money), the next season they finished 11th. He got fired the following autumn, and the club went on to finish 10th. As bad as Mugabe?


  3. I've always found this gripe by England fans to be rather churlish. I mean It's not like he sank a boat that was

    moving out of an exclusion zone and killing 300 people was it? :P

     

    Sailing out of an exclusion zone? Is that like the not interfering with play whilst standing ten miles offside rule which works so well in football. There was a war on.

     

    Fortunately Uncle Rupert was talking sense way back then:

     

    The_Sun_Gotcha.jpg


  4. You ruled Road House

    Our main man Patrick,

    After Ledger and Renfro

    You'd be the hat-trick.

     

    Saved America

    From the threat of Red Dawn.

    They'll all be sorry

    When you're gone.

     

    Your loss is the one

    Folks fear the most.

    We'd miss you pottering 'round

    Like you did in Ghost.

     

    You so damn real,

    Ain't no fake

    Like those guys in masks

    You led in Point Break.

     

    If you died

    Your fans would go crazy.

    So hang round 'til the holiday

    St. Patrick Swayze


  5. Burmese poltical prisoner Win Tin has died of tuberculosis at the age of 30. I thought he was a pick on the DDP, but it turns out that he isn't, there's another Burmese dissident called U Win Tin.

     

    If these things happen in twos (they never happen in threes, I checked) this could be a bad omen for Tin Tin, Rin Tin Tin, Tin Tin Out, Tin Machine, or Wu Tang Clan, and it's all Because of Winn Dixie.


  6. It seems no lucky sod managed to select him as a pick on the DDP, that could have been a unique pick.

     

    Was there any suggestion at the start of the year he was ill? If not, it would be one heck of a brilliant selection to have included him on a DDP team. Of course, our recent guest who claimed he once ran a dead pool in which you weren't allowed to pick people if they were old or ill probably had him. And Heath Ledger.


  7. I have to say that I wasn't very impressed, especially given how hyped he is as a public speaker. I mean, he wasn't bad, but he wasn't anything special either.

     

    Some of this may also be due to the fact that he's apparently been told by the Hillary campaign to tone it down a bit, as by coming across as super charismatic it only highlights the fact that she isn't. Reminds me a bit of the Seinfeld episode where George asks Jerry to stop being funny around a woman George is trying to impress so as to keep the limelight for himself.


  8. Saw Cloverfield last night. Excellent popcorn flick - Blair Witch meets Godzilla on 9/11. There were a few times when it's doubtful that the guy would have kept the camera rolling, or been allowed to do so, but given a giant mystery monster was trashing Manhattan one's disbelief was already well suspended at that point.

     

    7 1/2 out of 10.


  9. On a serious note.....shouldn't we combine this thread with my own little 'fringes of fame' number?

     

    No, the people listed here were, for a brief shining moment, really famous, either in their home country or worldwide, and "truly earned Andy Warhol's 15 minutes of fame". I doubt anyone had heard of or will remember any of the people in that other thread MPFC, who were a bit too far out on the fringes of fame.

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  10. Trawling the net earlier I came across an article which mentioned Sacheen Littlefeather, who went onstage to accept Marlon Brando's best actor Oscar for The Godfather.

     

    an honour she couldn't refuse

     

    It got me thinking about a few others who truly earned Andy Warhol's 15 minutes of fame, and not a moment more.

     

    Rosie Ruiz

     

    you must take the A train

     

    Kato Kaelin

     

    you imbecile, not now Kato

     

    Michael Knighton

     

    I bet he can't keep it up much longer

     

    Lisa Nowak

     

    All play and Nowak

     

    Other suggestions for the list welcomed. It would be interesting to see which, if any, get UK obits when they die

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  11. I sure hope so!

    Welcome to the DL, Vaagheid! If you could possibly make your sig a little shorter it would ease the strain on my mouse-roller finger. Thanks!

     

    p.p.s. 'corpses of' (belonging to) would be better than 'corpses off' (removed from). Thanks.

     

    Yes, indeed, welcome VH. With an awesome nominee like "Monster of Loch Ness", and new information that said monster died early in 20th century, I think we'll like the cut of your jib just fine around here.

     

    I don't understand the Dutch message in the p.p.p.s, but language SC! :unsure:


  12. Has decided to recreate Marilyn Monroe's last (naked) photoshoot. http://nymag.com/

     

    It's getting a bit like "I'm Spartacus."

     

    Exhaustive research resulted in the discovery of the attached picture that I believe is the subject matter of this pointless little article, which every media outlet in the world seems to have felt compelled to publish. Caution, it is very NSFW.

     

    Where's the material, girl?

     

    One might question the credibility of the so-called Marilyn Monroe expert if he actually thought this was her. For one thing, those Manolo Blahnik's weren't introduced until ages after her death.

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