Rebecca de Winter

Used to be around 100 a day, but it would be anyone's guess as to how much it is these days...unless you worked at BH emptying ashtrays of course...

Nice pic, thanks, VT!

Let the great Kevin Smith rest in peace for everyone's sake - please.

Hear hear! After seeing some people post repeated inane comments, mostly answering themselves, this is something I have been thinking of suggesting. Can it be enforced by the forum software? What is to stop the offender from just editing their original post to add all the crap there instead? And may I suggest that you take your collective suggestions and .....them.......!!

...which I can now see that you do, since more than one person answered you....I'm a bit slow with the reading of the thread...

Nicely used! Is it any wonder 'atheist' gets spelled wrong, what with it contradicting the whole "'i' after 'e' except after 'c'" rule? You atheists... always trying to be different, aren't you? It's actually "i" before "e" except after "c', (not before) so there is no contradiction at all, just in case you had any doubt that you were wrong.

Mr. O'Sullivan, I tried really hard to raise this thread to something above it's original purpose, something which may have been worthy of you. It seems that despite my best efforts, I have failed. Please don't hold this against me. Perhaps your family and friends will be happy to see that this has finally come to an end. Perhaps you yourself will also feel somewhat relieved, although I am certain that noone here meant any harm or had any intention of invading your privacy. While respect maybe somewhat lacking in this place, I am sure there is some genuine affection for you, even if most of it came from me. While I may never realise my dream of meeting you, I continue to pray for your health, safety and happiness. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Your most devoted servant, sir Clarissa Richmond, Lady Rohan.

John Wayne is dead. The hell I am.

You have now become my "number one" post-whore. I say "number one"; really you're more of a "number two"; a loose, spluttery, Mixed Vegetable Balti sort of one at that. If, however, everyone took Anubis' advice and simply put all the vaginal-envious and over-compensatory, talentless, one-line put-down shills like you who troll the DL from time to time on Ignore we'd all end up like me; pissed-off and disillusioned, with a dozen people on Ignore. Admittedly, Ignoring the bulk of the regular posters has improved the visible quality of the forum of late but, surely, we'd rather see some decent arguments than more of this weak-hearted primary school codswallop. Sure... someone hawking herbal SPAM, swearing a bit or advertising www.pornsitexxxheavyhungtdonkleys.com gets short shrift from the Mods, probably an immediate ban and the post sent to trash before impotent members like me can take advantage of the crazy, crazy LOW prices and special guaranteed-to-give-you-a-rise offer read them, whilst "Lady Clarissa" here meanders her crimson fingernails tantalisingly over our collective nutsack with apparent impunity. If any unemployed 36-year-old male virgin like Lady Christopher... sorry, Clarissa, can rock up and pretty much charm the trouser-snake of the membership at large, we should all be ashamed, members... very, very ashamed. As Rolf Harris, someone who I'm sure "Lady Clarissa" is familar with, once copied... "Ooh, and it makes me wonder..." I'd rather see more bordering-on-kiddy-fiddling porn scripts about teenage twins from BHB and Pizzaguy than this wannabe's lame bullsh*t. SC We all know LCR's just some aussie sh*t-stirrer, probably an existing member yanking our chains in time-honoured fashion, but I do so love rising to the bait, doing what you all wanted and expected, having a little rant again; saying what you're feeling... again. remember the Ers? my pleasure... accept no substitute. tommy sheridan is innocent. I hope you feel better now, having vomited up all that crap.....wouldn't want you to choke on it or anything....and one more thing - jealousy is a curse.

I thought it was GP's and farmers who had the highest suicide rate. Vets and Hungarians I always thought Air Traffic Contollers.

That it would indeed, but I'm thinking it aint gonna happen.

You have now become my "number one" God.

"So tell me why can't the English learn to speak?"

"Oh, England. My Lionheart".

Who cares what they say. Don't let it get to you. Cheers, BS.....sticks and stones, my friend, sticks and stones....

One thing that worrries me is your knowledge of me. Sounds like you've been speaking to Banshees, Star Crossed, or the mpfc gang. Although not massively popular, I do have certain high held sections of the deathlist members on my list of friends. I just tend to play it down. Secondly, my ancestors have less to answer for than yours given the none of them were in any position to change anything. Your ancestors had that chance, and failed miserably trying to extend their own power. Thirdly, if you don't like it - you know where the door is. Come in, spinner! Gotcha, good and proper....allow me to enlighten you - my "ancestors" are, in fact, not my ancestors, they are my second husband's to be precise. My ancestors are another kettle of fish altogether, not one I care to share with you.....and, btw, I never spoke to anyone about you - it's amazing what people let slip without even being aware of it....my "knowledge' of you is all there in everything you say...and, lastly, belt up.

Too bad she was useless. Her husband died a complete failure and as for her daughter, she didn't do much better. Well that was a fun snipe. Unlike your forbears, who have a great deal to answer for, one thing being the existence of you....why do I feel the need to answer your stupidity, time and time again? Why can't I simply ignore the crap you post ceaselessly? And you want to know why you are unpopular, I ask you....un-bloody-believable...which brings to mind another salient point - do you get off on being a vicious, back-stabbing harpy? or do you just get off on baiting me?

Melbourne....I kid you not.

Sorry, TH, my bad again - I have to try and remember to speak "American"; you would say "studied", and we would say "learned" (or learnt), but it is the same thing...my "American" is becoming a bit rusty due to the fact that I watch many more British TV shows and movies than American ones...French is great, but learning it and putting it into practice is another thing - when in France I had great difficulty understanding the locals because they speak very fast, and vice versa, so in the end it was a case of saying, "bugger this for a joke", and reverting to English...

Me too, if you mean what I think you do...and I intend to be with a certain retired British actor when it happens... Bummer there. Retired, but neither British nor an actor. OK, so now that you have my attention... an ex-pat Aussie? Or are you, in fact, here in the Great South Land? That would explain why you are awake now... Sorry, my bad - I see you are from the US, California no less.....hi.

Me too, if you mean what I think you do...and I intend to be with a certain retired British actor when it happens... Bummer there. Retired, but neither British nor an actor. OK, so now that you have my attention... an ex-pat Aussie? Or are you, in fact, here in the Great South Land? That would explain why you are awake now...

Me too, if you mean what I think you do...and I intend to be with a certain retired British actor when it happens...

Comment est-ce qu'une belle femme telle que toi obtient ainsi était ennuyeuse ? [Moderator's edit: "I'm French and I surrender a lot". - TH] FYI, I learned French for five years, so don't even try that!

I'm sure you know more about prisons than I do.... Much and all as you Brits would love it to be so, we didn't all come here as Prisoners Of Mother England.

Bloody hell! Curiouser and curiouser...it seems the kid has a hard road to hoe, and Scotland isn't exactly a place conducive to happiness, is it? I mean, I got so depressed when I was there I nearly drove into Loch Katrine, on purpose! You should learn your surroundings before you start mouthing off. That comment in likely to cause more upset to you than it will to me... And now you're going to tell me that Aberdeen isn't in Scotland? Or Loch Katrine isn't either? I have actually been to Scotland, and Loch Katrine is actually there, and I'm pretty sure Aberdeen is too, although I haven't been there, and if you don't live in Aberdeen, don't blame me , as it was Geronimo who said you did...always looking for an excuse, aren't you...as for mouthing off, I thought you would have won prizes for it by now...and, btw, bite me... Oh no, I wasn't saying that. I was merely warning you not to mouth off about Scotland as many of the most popular members live in or have links with country. They are also more passionate about their country than I am. Just a word of warning before you slip even further down than me on the popularity scale... You people never cease to amaze me - you snipe and joke around, but there's hardly one of you who can actually take a joke...it was a joke about Scotland being depressing, you nit...I love Scotland - I wish I'd had the time to see more of it - I was there in the summer and it was beautiful, and the people were lovely too, and if you are even vaguely interested, I also have links with that particular corner of the UK - you wanted to know my claim to fame? Try this - Marie de Guise, Queen to James V of Scotland, and mother to Mary Queen of Scots...it's too bad you are not passionate about your country, you should be - it may be a better outlet for your considerable energy...and why would you even care if the other members tore strips off me? I would have thought you'd enjoy that immensely... How did I know you were going to claim to be royalty? Dunno, is that what you would have done yourself? "Claim" to be something you're not? I didn't say I was that person, but that is the connection - and proud of it I am too - she was a great warrior queen, so snipe away if you will...