Olveres

All in due course.....sadly you won't be winning either though Captain my Captain.

You should get help mate, I mean that quite seriously. I think you've got a point Godot, I'm a bit worried for myself though as I can actually read this guff perfectly without having to ponder any particular words I did however chuckle at this one: iaIN must have some doubts as to which race he belongs to as he'd eat his own "feesees", not his "owN HUMan feesees". That is unless he's got a menu option whereby he can produce the "feesees" of other animals when he feels the need to. Sort of like ordering a Chinese, I'll have the number 74 please, "ah OKaY thAT W ill BEe the Rinocerooos ShEEEt".

Anthony, if you happen to be in a school, why don't you look out one of those teacher chappies they usually have in those places and see if you can't pick up a couple of tips about the use of capital letters and punctuation? Might help kill some time if you're bored. Would modern day teachers know about the use of capital letters and punctuation?

Too much to ask for Fergie to kick the bucket I suppose.... or Steve McClaren. The man's certifiable. He has a naturally left footed player who's played some games at left back this season, but instead picks Phil Neville, whose last memorable contribution at the position was bringing down a Romanian in the 89th minute to knock England out of Euro 2000. He starts Wright-Phillips, whose only full 90 mins this season was against Wycombe. He isolates Crouch up front, tells Lampard he's playing left midfield which he ignores, then gives Barton a massive 10 minutes to prove his international pedigree. Maybe he's copying Sven's old trick of trying to lose friendlies so everyone thinks they're rubbish. If so, mission accomplished last night. Steve Mclaren should never have got the job, his last game as a club manager, a 4-1 UEFA Cup bending over and I didn't see Middlesborough in the top half of the table at the end of the season either if memory serves me correctly. Sorry Steve but it's a definite straight for you. He'll be gone as soon as England fail to qualify for Euro 2008. This thread could go all Graham Poll at this rate, two reds in one post!!!

excuse me but this site is decent

not deleted, seek and ye shall find on another thread

Of course we can, but will we? regards, Hein I like the evil way you seem to have put that

Can we close this thread now please?

Not that I can recall..

I often ask myself the same thing, go look in the Pete Doherty thread and you'll see where all this came from

Very intuitive and correct (depends how you define young I guess)

A Pete Doherty Non-Appreciation Society? or maybe The Do We Look Bothered by Your Name Calling Club?

Result!!!!!

Can a mod move this to a new Poll Thread, "Is Olveres a sad lonesome old man" ?

nope

DDP CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DDP

Yeah you're probably right, Hillary being a lesbian would equate to Cherie Blair being human, it's just not going to happen is it? *edited to correct Hillary's name*

And if these 'nonces' are the victims and product of their own childhood sexual abuse? We'll spare them the execution bit

Normally we resort to Botham at Headingley, cricket isn't what it used to be. The English cricket team is like a whore with no genitalia, they just suck.

Wasted hope long may he prosper. Don't say that!!!!

Maybe he's a master of mind control and she's been brainwashed... My take is she's determined to pull an English Britney Spears. She has her pick of a wide array of men, but just to be alternative she goes for someone everyone counsels her against ending up with (the same way poshish 18 year old girls get tattoos just to show their parents they're rebelling). Every once in a while the guy looks half ok or stops being a dickhead for one night, and a few people start thinking, "Hey, maybe he's not so bad after all". But as poor Brit learned with FedEx, Pete is that bad, and I would be willing to wager a hefty sum that once the intrigue wears off Kate and him will go tragically off the rails and split no more than 2 years after they get married, if they ever do. I was thinking more along the lines of a Sid and Nancy type ending....she scored him the H that finally finished him off? Hmmm could be a Poll Thread, "How will Pete die?"

Maybe he's a master of mind control and she's been brainwashed...

I don't want him or anyone else to die but considering his obsession with self destruction he might as well bloody get on with it and score me some points.

Yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore.