Olveres

He should get a bit of the Ron Atkinson treatment then replace him with Philippa Forrester or Carol Vorderman IMHO... They'd certainly get a few telescopes up so to speak

Could you count Bruce Willis for the Die Hards and the three films he did with M.Knight Shaymalan (sic?), which are a sort of trilogy aren't they?

There's a Sex Pistols song that name checks a few celebs in a rather derogatory fashion, I sadly don't know the title but I think it's on "The Great Rock and Roll Swindle". The opening lyrics are: "God bless Martin Bormann and Nazi's on the run" other lines include "Elton John, HAIR TRANSPLANT" "Mick Jagger, white n@@ger"

If Hawking's so f*****g clever why does he go on about humans living on other planets, which is pretty much un-possible. Apparently it would take a space ship 6 months to travel the 35 million miles to Mars. The next closest star besides the Sun is something called Proxima Centauri, which is 4.2 light years away, or 262,500 times further than the Sun. If the Sun is 93 million miles away, then, so long as you left at night, it would take 18 months to get there. To get to the next closer star would take 3,150,000 years. Dumbass. When warp speed is finally invented these travel times will be much less. That's like someone in 1150 saying "noone could ever go to australia it would take me 100 years to walk there"! If someone in 1150 had said that they'd have been burned at the stake, Australia hadn't been discovered!!!

Without wiki'ing it or googleing, is Eddie Murphy in there for Shrek and Beverley Hills Cop?

I'm with the rebel MC on this one, bit of a mouthful, but a good name. At first I thought it sucked, then I figured blow it, it's a pretty cool name.

Chesney Hawkes? Chesney Hawkes will die of suffocation when that big wart thing on his face grows to titanic proportions and smothers his big horsey face so much that he can't breathe. Mark my words. I can see that happening to Amanda Holden, her wart/ beauty spot will consume her when it gets hungry.

$3775, not the best but better than nap and +ie

Wasn't that actually Chiang Kai Shek (sic?).

I would like to add Channel 4 into Room 101. Set of irresponsible, sh*t-stirring, moneygrabbing bastards. Not only is Big Brother cheap, crap television but the producers use an incident that wasn't even aired live to boost ratings. Well, it's worked we're talking about it .... Here's the BBClink in their "defence" I'm wondering how long it'll be till C4 lose their broadcasting licence, they must be sailing close to it now. Apparently for their next trick they're introducing two new people, one a fully paid up Klansman and the other a recently released member of the Black Panthers, shoudl make for fun viewing....

**Shameless plug** There's a new beer shop opened near me in Otley, it's called Wharfed'Ale. Massive selection of bitters, lagers, it's not your usual Thresher type place. Oddities include Chilli Beer (it contains a Serrano Chilli) and blows your head off, amongst many others. Last week I'd figured I'd give the strongest lager in the world a try, weighing in at 14% by vol I wish I hadn't, it took me a week to drink it. I'd say it's name in German but it escapes me, but roughly translated it's called Santa Claus Lager. It's brewed for one day a year every 6th of December and is casked for 10 months. It's apparently the rarest beer in the world. Oh my god I'm a beer geek. Oh, the other novel thing about the shop is that the guy who owns it resembles Keith Miller from Eastenders and you can tell he's sampled every beer in there.

He's 71 the guy who did EMU died years ago! Is this Guest Post of the Year so far or what? EMU was Roy HULL FFS! It was ROD Hull FFS!!! Is this Olveres's dumbest post of the year so far then? Interestingly, having read back, what does "the guy who did EMU" actually mean? I always wondered if it was more than just platonic.

He's 71 the guy who did EMU died years ago! Is this Guest Post of the Year so far or what? EMU was Roy HULL FFS!

That'd be Grotbags. Is there any truth in the rumour that when Rod died he was preparing for Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes? I heard he was going to be R.Kelly and he intended to sing "I Believe I Can Fly". I'll send myself off for that one.

Ken Bates, you wouldn't trust him with anything would you? I wonder if there's any Irish men out there who'd like to have a word with him. Personally I hope they do go bust.

Hi dave, how's it going? Knew her well did you? Shouldn't that be Anthony Cox Barbara? I'll get my coat.

Is that you again Dave?

No irony, no bullshit just sympathies DDT. I've yet to see Carlisle lose such a game although I've watched them lose a play-off semi and a game that would've seen us make the play offs. Straw poll amonst the handful of CUFC fans I've bantered with this afternoon suggests Morecombe and Accrington Stanley might be in a desperate fight for that third bottom place next year. Thanks MPFC - it was a horrible let down. I think Exeter used all nine of their lives beating Oxford in the semi final. At least we set two new records that can never be beaten, the first penalty save at Wembley and the first red card for Matt Gill's headbutt in the last minute. Anyway, onwards to next season. Bring on Torquay, Histon, Salisbury and Farsley Celtic Oi what's up with Farsley Celtic? They're the biggest club in Leeds!!!

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you? When was the last(before Harry) royal ginga Entropy? Is Harry's hair hue hereditary? The Spencers had the ginger gene. Or so Diana's brother said. And Henry VIII and Elizabeth I were both gingers. I guess Harry is ginger because Diana had a bit of ginger in her.... Although a past King and Queen, how are they related to our current Royal family who are actually Germans? They're only the Windsors because of World War One. They're related to the current royal family via Henry VIII's sister Margaret, who was the great grandmother of James I. Portraits of her show that she also had red hair. Really? I heard they were blood drinking shapeshifting reptiles!!

The line up of hopefuls for Sir Andrew Lord-Weeble's new production of "Joe 90 and the Amazing Technicolour Braces" is announced. Is the one on the right Alan Smith of Manchester United?

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you? When was the last(before Harry) royal ginga Entropy? Is Harry's hair hue hereditary? The Spencers had the ginger gene. Or so Diana's brother said. And Henry VIII and Elizabeth I were both gingers. I guess Harry is ginger because Diana had a bit of ginger in her.... Although a past King and Queen, how are they related to our current Royal family who are actually Germans? They're only the Windsors because of World War One.

Oh, you surely haven't fallen for that idiotic rumour, have you? Oh next you'll be telling me they went to the Moon won't you?

You send your ginger prince in, You keep your ginger prince out. He gets a watch from Chelsy I'll bet she earned every penny to buy it and he waves it all about. Late night drinks at Boujis Never were in doubt. What's all the fuss about? I wonder what his father Mr Hewitt is making off all this?

I don't know if this is where we can post about those closest to us but I'd like to pay my respects to my Grandfather who passed away at 22:55 on the 15th of May 2007. Dobrosav Markovic 28/11/1919 - 15/05/2007 Famous to me as he was shot five times (not all on the same day) fighting the Germans in the then Yugoslavia. You will be sorely missed.

Completely agree. So all the Sun readers are wearing yellow? Anyone know any unemployed snipers, I have a job for them.