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Or......aren't they prepared to take on a "special" case like yours....?

Jade's boyfriend won't now be complaining about finding hairs in a kebab...

"Skid marks were clearly visible at the scene of the crash and one of the wheels came off. " It does sound as if the w*nker was "fouled" again.

2008 Darwin Awards * * Named in honour of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

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Oi! don't drag me into this...

Are you getting broody in this new year? It sounds like you're some butch girl, hoping to meet a girly life-partner. Who knows, if the right "vegetative-state" woman is available, Jerry Springer might stump up for the honeymoon.

...with his box of toys, comfort blanket and dummy/pacifier.

It will be depressing to see you go. Pity I couldn't say the same for you.....

It looks as though his "top set" have gone walkies....

I hope you meant "gals" (or "gaols")?

Yes, all men and their plums. Woo-hoo!!!

Quote fromWikipedia: "Jones became politically active, and on two occasions she spoke at the United Nations on the issues of peace and indigenous languages." Those speeches to the UN were productive (for the dead language)....NOT* * added for our US amigos who may not recognise** irony with the obligatory, delayed "NOT". ** Whoops, me and my use of English.....I should have mistyped "recognize". (Hope this helps.)

Welcome I'm a bit picky, can I just point out the typo in your sig? And feel free to argue with me in the Drunk thread, nobody else does, it would be nice to have some company there now and again! Yeah, you are a bit of a picky sh*t, arent you. Wanna fight? By the way, welcome GS, nice to have some new blood here, not that the old blood is bad at all, well apart from one plumb...but you will know who that is in due course. I'm on dangerous ground here, because my English is so bad, but . . . I'll be a picky sh*t by saying shouldn't that be plum (the fruity kind) instead of plumb? See you in Drunk thread? DWB You are quite right DWB, I could be smart and say that it was plumb as in plumb the depths of.... but i wouldnt dare. Which is why somebody like me who rarely checks his spellings and types with sledgehammers can never be picky. Good to hear from you fella! What's going on, everyone is being nice, stop it, stop it! But at least we all agree that Banshees is a plum/b. Goodwill to all men and all that? DWB Sorry....I don't quite follow....ALL men???

Unfortunately, all your good efforts are somewhat diluted by the comments directly under your avatar..... PS: I'm all for your recognition/support of what Mr Tull acheived (and how he did it).

Dickie's stable in a bed at Xmas. Jesus was in a bed in a stable at Xmas. Am I missing something?

I agree entirely. What made the recent Egghead qualifier series more watchable was the contestants choosing their preferred Egghead, round after round. As back in those school playground days, the wimp would often be chosen last (ie CJ or Daphne). I bet his ego suffers EVERY time (hooray). Anyhow, good news.....isn't CJ the Egghead being replaced?

ie the Liver. (damn, I mentioned "it").

No, not at all. I just didn't expect Bevel to live so long. I also thought pancreatic cancer was a suitable punishment for the crimes he committed. If he were still living he would still be on there. Everything is always bound to change. Susan Atkins will probably be the next to go. Indeed. But hopefully after the 1st January! Do I read this as "hopefully after the 1st January".....but preferably ON the 1st January?

He must be pretty robust if he can persist without a liver.