Terminator

F*cking God freaks!!!! (Here's an example) While I'm on a roll.........I have an abiding HATRED for ignorant twats who believe that ONLY THEY know the "great truth" about God etc. And, therefore, I submit Jehovah's Witnesses to Room 101. What the f*ck is going on?????? Their booklets are aimed at mental ages of 8 or less, yet they hand out these books as entry to their sect. These books (aimed at the mentally-limited - or 8 years old) purport to discuss all aspects of life and science - including the Big Bang - but after a neutral introduction, each article swiftly moves to the absurd conclusion that God is responsible for everything. My experience of these nasty people is that they dismiss the Catholic Church for the child molestation problems, but will not admit that their cult is even more obscene. While slagging off the Catholic deviant priests, they are in complete denial that their man-led organisation is, per capita, more likely to abuse children than their "enemy". I had to suffer a couple of JWs at home and, given I wasn't amenable to them or their presence, I was asked if I would like to discuss thing with them. I said "I'd be happy to.....if they listened to what I said. I said "A discussion is an opportunity to present your point and hear an alternative view, which may change your original opinion" Sadly, the lady said "That's OK. I'd be happy to argue with you just so I keep repeating my faith in God"...........JEEZ!!!!!!!!! The good news is that Russia are about to ban Jehovah's Witnesses in their country.....as they are a money-making cult. Strange that the UK is slower than Russia

Sense of humour bypass? You're not being picked on poor diddums, we've all got them lol cnq believes someone is on here 24/7 to pick and constantly devise random descriptions.......could this be another conspiracy against you, cnq?

Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty in court on drugs charge

A video of the fall has emerged (lasts 1:08, the fall is at 54 secs)

Wind up a "cold caller"

This video (5m10s) shows the timeline of mass creature deaths around the world...up to 16 January.

Message withdrawn...I may have misread a comment....

Talking about care homes...Kendo Nagasaki was in the news only a couple of years ago. He ran a care home and Inspectors raided the home because of vermin etc.... I would think he's still around.....possibly. I went to a pool match in the 80s in Brixton and the pub manager was Prince Kumani....a huge WI guy. When we got there, the single white guy in the pub was looking or a fight. It was a pretty grim night, given this guy had wound up the locals..... If anyone remembers the Mighty John Quinn, a work colleague had returned from Canada (being a war refugee). He knew John QUinn and his family. He said they were all big guys, but John QUinn was a qualified meterologist...it didn't gel with his "in-ring" persona. In the early 80s, Wayne Bridge (former world champion) used to be the manager of the Cock pub at Clapham Common Old Town - and the place was full of old wrestlers. It came as a shock to trouble-makers when they got seriously pummeled by "older boys" I wonder, though, what has happened to the others.......Kung Fu, Skull Murphy, Johnny Saint and the black guy from Deptford... Oh well....this is a poor 1,000th post, but....what the heck

Not sure if they've appeared elswhere already, but here's a link to the 2010 darwin awards

Pakistani General who Created Taliban Dies from Liveleak.com..... No attribution/source was included.

Alireza Pahlavi | Son Of Shah Of Iran Commits Suicide

From the BBC website....... Of all the film titles to associate with the Labour government

A link to the BBC report is here. He died from complications arising from pneumonia.

He's avoided jail for this, and you gotta think that three years of compulsory drug and alcohol testing should keep him on the clean and narrow for the next half-decade. Rip it up and start again... ...otherwise, it'd be the oxymoronic RipTorn Stitch Up

For your delectation.... A unique rendering of Comfortably Numb Once heard, never forgotten

Kaylia, shouldn't you start us off with a misdeed of your own.......just to get the ball rolling?

........I think you left Banshees Scream out....

Has got Miguel Garcia any heart left for the beautiful game....

Or even Jean-Claude Van Damme?

I have a PC-TV tuner, which records TV and radio in MP4/MP3 format (Itunes-compliant). They're not that expensive. Maplins sell one for £29.99 - link here.

Strangely, in Pakistan, there was a huge wave of betting that he'd commit suicide today......

If that was the case, you can't fault Gazza's skewed logic.......a Moat does sound like a good form of defence. I suppose technically they'd have to heavily water the pitch, send on the subs and use floodlights.

ANd the spamming gets more inventive......

Gone With The Wind actress dies