Death Watch Beatle

and you are? . . . DWB

Windsor seems to be struggling for an avatar, so here is one he can use if he wants. http://www.greatbritishkitchen.co.uk/photos/brownwindsor.jpg Here to help. DWB

Best I can manage: "A Nazi Business!" Headlines never were my forte. DWB

That's easy! Just go here! DWB

Yeah, and a damp nighty probably! That's right! . . . and her pyjamas are moist too! DWB

And how accurate are the dreams you have about bedroom antics with the ladies then? 'cause when I have such things, and I wake up, it's always Mrs. Beatle next to me, snoring! DWB ps But then again, I didn't say I was psycho (I mean psychic)

Don't forget to log-in Guest_anubis the jackal DWB

It's nice to hear from you once in a while though. DWB

Tommy Walsh is the fat builder who used to appear on that Garden make-over programme "Ground Force" with Alan Titchmarsh and the Dimmock twins. I think he had a go at slimming on Celebrity Fat Club a while back. Don't know how he got on though. I think he makes his money from opening B&Q stores these days. DWB

I could understand some debate over David not being famous outside of the UK, but Richard . . . No! Very, very famous! DWB

Clutching at straws, there, HCW Top posters in the Mods Conspiracy Theory Forum HCW................225 DWB................251 THarry.............236 Stayin'.............185 Teddy..............179 Honez..............171 TheYeti............166 GrimR..............165 AnubisTJ..........136 Notaspud..........78 4H.....................72 Boudi................72 SkinnyH............68 RudeKid............61 IYG...................56 Josco................53 CowboyR..........39 Mr Stats..............2 as calculated on 18th september 2005 at about 7pm How come if I have the most, I'm not the winner? A kind of George Bush league table is it? DWB

No, they're not Germans, they are Arseholes! DWB

There are a couple of people I'd like to punch in the mouth, but I don't think they're Australian. Does that make a difference? DWB

The OBEs and similar are utterly debased these days IMHO. Not even worth the milk bottle tops they're made from. These people are getting awards for DOING THEIR JOB - nothing more. I've been doing my job for over 20 years now, the least I expect for that is a knighthood! DWB

Has trouble with the Hokey-Cokey at Christmas I hear. DWB

That's the fella I was trying to remember the name of in the "Do You Believe In Goats" thread. Had an orange in his gob as well I think. As I said before, he would be one great ghost to meet in that get-up. DWB

. . . and wraps my sandwiches a treat. DWB

My, we are on form this morning! DWB

Does it come with bricks or do you have to supply your own? DWB

To be fair, the CD was on its way out, and I think the hot beverage just accelerated it to it's natural end. DWB

Guaranteed to work. Tested a few years ago on my old PS1. Take one boiling hot mug of coffee, burn hands, drop mug, coffee in machine. Clean up mess. No visual signs of a problem. Machine never works again. DWB

Yep, they've promised me as much gold as I can eat. DWB

I hear Robert Wise the Hollywood Director has just been cut. DWB

Well Done IYG! Robert Wise was an inspired suggestion. DWB

So that's 3 things then! DWB