To die for

You keep comin' back for more Johnno, let's face it... U LUV US! Take the Korean chap who killed all those students, now he WAS sick! And lets face it, your frothy ranting is nearer to his side of the Wacko-scale than our celebrity-death pondering... Think about it.... Yep, I think _God_ has issues, here's a cheery Webpage that I'm sure he will like

Do we?

Lend a hand to a crocodile

That's brave....some of the dinnerladies at my school were terrifying. We used to call one Hitler. Not much of a confession,I know

Having ~50 channels of cable TV but the only one I want to watch is playing up, jumping like a scratched DVD and hissing and popping.

Oh no! Now I've spotted something relevant..(ish) Castro almost better

Vinnie Jones - footballer/actor Gary Lineker - footballer/star of crisp commercials Arnold Schwarzenegger - body builder/politician/actor All still living but didn't Schwarzenegger have a heart bypass so maybe the stress of politics will take it's toll.

French free diver Loic Leferme has drowned

Watch out!! A raccoon on the edge!! At least the crowd weren't encouraging this jumper to "do it", although the pole seemed to help

I have lived through reading déjà vu like reincarnation. It spins like a wheel. Pulls like a carpet. Comes like days on a calender no matter if you live them or not. When does it end... When hell freezes over?

You should look twice and see what I mean. Holy sh*t déjà vu

She dreamed a premonition. We experienced déjà vu. I can honestly say I now follow your story as per your reply to To die for, sorry for being a bit slow. Yeh!! another premonition, thought somone would have an opinion

I guess its a good thing only stewards have died since???

Do like Banshees, have a near death experience and try to find God.... Yes, I've just been reading your other posts (don't some of them belong in the drunk and bored thread?)

The other night I had Chinese, and that day on and off like a light my mind was dwelling in this sad place. I opened a fortune cookie or two and the result was gratifying. The fakes and frauds will always keep their practice but somebody of the higher at least knows me very well. The signs are everywhere. At them I only know how to laugh. That's like reading "The Sun" horoscopes and seeing the gospel truth

I think you mean a premonition

Since when are any football arguments 'friendly banter'? I think your religion analogy is spot on. If you want to start a fight just diss someone's faith.

How are you doing against target? I bet you're a manager is that a bit like saying "I bet you're an a**hole" I'm sure that Real Madron will be rushing over from a funny old thread to agree I'll cheerfully bet that too

Hijacked.....hahaha....when she poots it is the lead story on the evening news....what is this world coming to? Sorry about that, I was logged out when I posted that, not trying to be anonymous, but anyway. Not heard the term "poot" before. Hope I'm guessing correctly what that means.

I think that depends on your beliefs..

Become a Durex panellist

Go escalator skiing

Expect a 'damn' and 'blast' from OoO.... Spotted that article earlier but haven't actually found any other confirmation, not that I wouldn't believe Wikipedia... Yep, forgot to log in again at lunchtime

Play Space Invaders

Come, come,Mr. Pooka. He could just be an American. Jealous of those who are better than you? Or scared of those who are worse? Speaking for yourself are't you? To myself, for myself what's the difference? Ah yes, a sign of madness