To die for

Find a career in the army I am green

Liz Dawn (mentioned in previous ideas threads) aka vera Duckworth is retiring from Corrie as she is" too sick to continue"

Enjoy Harry Potter and his wizard chums latest

Kerwin Mathews who played Sinbad to some of Ray Harryhausen's superb stop motion animation has swashed his last buckle aged 81.

What's wrong with a classic horror? "An American Werewolf in London" and "Dawn of the Dead" are among my favourites. Don't tell me you believe everything you see

David Evans aka U2's "the edge" - pretentious w**ker

Smash up a hotel

I'm going mad....I was sure I just read "sheep republic condom"

Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith in the Matrix and Elrond in LOTR

That is the sort of behaviour that led to a female only forum. Thats right, you are so much of a creepy bastard that our female members have a forum in which the can chat away from you. I see you have learned much from your old pal Tempus who has also tracked down my address. I daresay you have that too. I suppose my message to you would be fire away. Make the phonecall. I don't exactly know what you wish to achieve from this phonecall. Looks like I have myself a little stalker. Weirdo. Fantastic, I've only just stopped laughing enough to type...this makes me think of "Celebrity Death Match" only it's so much more real I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but at least you will both understand me.....

Oh dear...not only did I mostly score lows on the personality test but my career would be "guide" Extroversion ||||||||||||||| 50% Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 56% Altruism |||||||||||||||||| 56% Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||| 60% You are a Guide, possible professions include - career counselor, psychologist, educational consultant, special education teacher, librarian, artist, playwright, novelist/poet, editor/art director, information-graphics, designer, HRM manager, merchandise planner, environmental lawyer, marketer, job analyst, mental health counselor, dietitian/nutritionist, research, educational consultant, architects, interpreter/translator. Fortunately I'm none of the above

Send a dead creepy e-card

Spoken like a true spaniel

A three headed frog

Ha ha ha ha ha, the Banshee bites...

The clip showing the crash from Liuzzi's car looks pretty scary too, lots of bits of flying suspension and carbon fibre shrapnel, he did very well to thread the car past most of it, and was also lucky not to be collected by what was left of Kubica's car.

Re Indianapolis being as good, are you talking overtaking and uncertainty or high speed accidents with the potential for sudden death? All of the above. Of course there's nothing like a large concrete wall on the exit of a high speed corner for a potential high speed accident (I'm sure both Ralph Schumacher and Alonso will remember that), but watching Kubica bounce off several walls it looks like they would have to do something even more extreme for it to be fatal (or just be very unlucky), I'm thinking a couple of races back Wurz had a car come very close to landing on his head and no amount of strength in the car will mitigate against freak accidents. I've never been one to hope for an accident (unless Michael Schumacher was involved, and even then I wouldn't have wished him injured, just to crash out and it to be his fault) but it does make the race exciting

Wow, that was the best race I've seen for four or five seasons The BBC are reporting Kubica has nothing more serious than a sprained ankle and concussion. It's usually Spa that produces that sort of action, last year's season was even more dull without it. Lets hope Indianapolis is as good. The MotoGP was also pretty exciting, it looked for a while like Rossi and Stoner would take one another off.

Personally I prefer a real ale. The Durham Brewery's "White Bishop" or "White Gold", Ossett Brewery's "Silver King" or "Santiam", or you could always try a Beer Festival

I would like to add Channel 4 into Room 101. Set of irresponsible, sh*t-stirring, moneygrabbing bastards. Not only is Big Brother cheap, crap television but the producers use an incident that wasn't even aired live to boost ratings. Well, it's worked we're talking about it .... Here's the BBClink in their "defence"

Absolutely priceless, what do you suppose panda 'commando school' is like? Probably very similar to SAS training. Maybe he was just picked on for wearing the wrong type of collar

Tony Thompson (just thought I'd stick his name here so that search will find it and we don't get duplicates). The NME have their facts incorrect in the link given. According to the Guinness Book of British Hit Singles, "I Like the Way (The Kissing Game)" only made it to No.43 in the UK charts. It did reach No.1 in the US though. Their only other UK hit was "She's Playing Hard to Get" (No.55 in 1992). By the way, what do we think of the NME's cover photo of Beth Ditto in the link? Never heard of him..... As for Beth Ditto, I might be going out on a limb here and suggest that she could do with losing a few pounds... A possible DL candidate?

Get a tattoo. Just scroll down.........

God doesn't exist so all concept of sin is false. Sh*t happens. You die. Sh*t can't happen anymore. Sin doesn't just apply to religion (I looked it up), the world would be a scary place if no one believed in the concept of sin. Equally this definition of absolution "release from consequences, obligations, or penalties" has me agreeing with HoS.

This is my all time favorite band - I got up this morning fed up, f**ked off and hung over but finding this on You Tube really cheered me up