hellsbookmaker

All right I know technically speaking he's not a human... But you know 99.8% of shared genes and all that malarkey and a true Hollywood A-lister to boot (Weissmuller was nothing without him). Surly he has more than earned the right to be discussed alongside Clive Dunn and Kurt Waldheim. He is apparently the world's oldest Chimp and is showing several signs of slowing down. I think I read somewhere that he's been forced to quit smoking (I'm serious) and can no longer perform his trademark back somersault. Surly a candidate for next year’s list. Any up-to-date and more definite info would be helpful I like to remember him in his prime riding an ostrich. (They just don't make films like that anymore).

Neither the Wehrmacht or the Bomber command managed to do for old Kurt back in the day. He is now 84 going on 85 and still smokes like a trooper. He is apparently sill hale and hearty “I’m going to sue the cigarette companies because they haven’t killed me,” but surley his luck must ran out soon.