Rattlehead

I'd be sad to see him go, I immediately associate him with getting up in the middle of the night to watch the All Blacks trounce Scotland at Murrayfield. Great voice, great commentator and (I'm told) a very nice man indeed. Sad news. Unlike a lot of other commentators, McLaren was alwyas even handed with all nations. As an Englishman, I never felt he was biased against us when we played the Jocks. Can't say the same about many of the current crop.

It has been suggested in certain quarters that Pakistan threw their game against the Irish and that Woolmer was going to blow the whistle. If this is what happens to managers of teams who underperform then Steve McClaren must be shaking like a shitting dog by now.

I'm sure the whole thing was rigged, I'd like to nominate Scooch (sic?) for the 2008 DL but I've a feeling they're going to die on their arses in Helsinki. I feel so proud that this bunch of mungo-headed fuckwits will be representing this country in Finland come May. I sincerely hope that every sunstroke mongoloid who voted for them will do the only honourable thing and end their worthless, pitiful existences as there is clearly no hope for them at all.

Surely this savage beating at the hands of the British public will prove enough to push Harvey over the edge? We can but hope...

Yes, he was a window cleaner. Now he's in Corrie, looking like a prime candidate for a heart attack. Yeah, saw him in Corrie last night, looking enormous. Stress of recording four episodes a week will surely prove too much for his burly frame