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...and just as the relaxation of the drinking laws came into effect. I'm sure there is some irony in that somewhere!!!!

No more visits to the physio table soon for George I fear....

lol. Brilliant post.

No sympathy for the waster. Its my opinion that he can now be officially classified as an oxygen thief.

I wonder will Heston be gunned down by one of his nut-hugging american rifle association psycho chums....I could almost taste the irony!!!!

Damn it, is there anything worse than someone that is at deaths door making a miraculous recovery. Come on Diego....get your once immense arse round your local MaccyD's and order 20 Big Macs and a few 1/4 Pounders....that should sort you out!!!!!!

Just a hint deadornot....however if it was one of your forwards aiming sarcasm at me, I don't think I'd have any need to worry about being hit with it!

...Ah, nothing like a jealous and bitter Sweaty to have a go at England. How's your World Cup campaign going anyway?????

...aren't we getting off the point here a bit that Maradona is a fat, bloated, cheating, Argie cokehead????

but all that coke may have done irreversible damage ...they probably mean he lost 27kg of charlie Either that, or its referring to a rather large dump he had recently. Fat Argie Oompa Loompa.

This forum without doubt the funniest I have ever read...who'd have thought Maradona could have brought so much joy and amusement to us English!!! Long may he continue eating/drinking/snorting his way to oblivion.

What do you think the chances are we can get a double of George Best and Maradona in the same month or week even? George's 2nd liver must almost be the size of Maradona's gut by now. Or how about this....Maradona kicks (or should that be punches) the bucket, and George gets his liver????

Just recently saw Kirk Douglas on some awards ceremony on tv....surely he is dead, and someone hasn't told him. I'd definitely have put him on this years list...especially as he's already had one stroke. ...also does it count if a person is braindead? If so, then I would like to claim the points already for Anthea Turner.