Amanda

Nice avatar. Checked for spyware on the PC? That may slow it down. Thank you! I'm very proud of it. I'd like to show friends and family but am worried of what they'd think of me posting on DL. What's spyware all about then? Can't get going today. Feel hungover but definatly (?) not. Not had a drink for weeks.

MUCH prefer that one! Frigging hell my computer's slow today.

Congratulations on reaching your 800th post Janeo. Thanks. I was about to start crying because I thought no-one had noticed. Bugger, I just pressed Report by accident. Congrats on your 800th post!

Wish I had a good story to tell behind mine, but sadly it's my name. Could've been worse though - was nearly Chloe or Sophie (no offence to anyone with those names, but they just aren't me). I've never got over that line in an episode of Friends, when Rachel thinks Chandler's dad, a transvestite called Amanda and says something along the lines of "Oh I get it! A - MAN - DUUUURRRR!!". Grrrr. Bullet for Jennifer Aniston please.

I'd love to do that for a living.

You what????!!!!!!

I don't know, how would you attatch a music file thing from iTunes into an email? It's not a joke! I just really don't know how to do it!!

How would I attach a music file thing from iTunes into an email?

PHWOARRRR!!! You make me hot with that kinda talk! Ha ha ha!!!! I'm actually disgusting - on reading that I sprayed a mouthful of paprika Pringles over my new shiny computer! I forgot to stick Terry Wogan on my list.

Love the "Hein gave her one" bit. Who changes those? Could I for example change them?

Fantastic. Very Ann Summers. Do you think? How?

Check this out!!! I hope it works! Courtesy of Magere Hein (I think that's the name, I'll have to check) YES!!!! It works! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you I love it!!!!!!! I owe you one!!

When the engraving is done before assembly of the bullet, it should be safe. It's an idea, though: regards, Hein Can you do me one of those with my name on it? I'd quite like it as my avatar actually... strange I know. Or failing that, one of these names: Victoria Beckham Jade Goody Lizzie Bardsley (the one from Wife Swap - may have the spelling wrong) Rod Stewart Any of McFly George Bush I think they deserve to die. Thanks, Amanda

When the engraving is done before assembly of the bullet, it should be safe. regards, Hein Thank you very much.

hehe sure Captain...no probs....just send me the Wool, Knitting pattern and the needles and we're sorted..as no one gave me any advice regarding my wee teapots hat. Hey also maybe Amanda and FF could be persuaded to put the DL logo onto their clay pigeons before they twat them into oblivion..hmmm would that be considered... Irony ?? I was reading a book last night where a lady receives a live bullet with her name engraved on it. Is this really possible? Wouldn't it be unsafe to do so??

Was I supposed to have scored? Poor probably... Am going again next Wednesday if collar bone healed. Would like to eventually aim sights a little higher than clays. New boyfriend must be showing some promise then? Kind of. Having fun, smiling a lot etc. Can't be bad for the moment! Glad you didn't have to shoot him. Not yet. He can be a little clingy. That's why I'd like to get a bit of practice in. You never know.

Was I supposed to have scored? Poor probably... Am going again next Wednesday if collar bone healed. Would like to eventually aim sights a little higher than clays. New boyfriend must be showing some promise then? Kind of. Having fun, smiling a lot etc. Can't be bad for the moment!

Was I supposed to have scored? Poor probably... Am going again next Wednesday if collar bone healed. Would like to eventually aim sights a little higher than clays.

JOKE (hope it's not a duplicate) 35 people have been found dead in a house in Gloucester. Their bunk beds collapsed and killed everyone involved. Police are blaming Al-Ikea.

So Amanda, How did the clay pigeon shooting turn out? Regards, ff Hi there, morning. Yes it went good thank you. I managed to hit a few of the clays ... more down to pot luck I think. It's REALLY addictive actually and I'd like to go again. Good subsistute for hunting now I'm horse-less. The only problem I encountered was when I didn't hold the gun in correct position and it bashed into my collar bone which really really really hurt and still hurts now. Very enjoyable though. All the people there were really helpful & encouraging, which you don't get in a lot of sports I've found. NEWSFLASH! Two homosexual Halibuts have exploded whilst having sex in the Selley Oak area of Birmingham. Police have released a statement saying they think they were suicide bummers.....

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The elder of the mother pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now". "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. Hes's 21" "Oh I remember him," says the other happily "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me." says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 17" she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically "I remember when he first started school." "He's a martyr also" sayd mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Halibut mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

I think it's happened already. I think you may be right!

I'm interested, how does one distinguish between a man with testicles and a man with out if one is walking down a street? When putting money in the bank does one ask the male banker to drop his pants in order to see the level in trust you may hold? It also raises serious questions about your current boyfriend.... Much as I agree with my mother, testicles are a vital necessity at some time in the future as perhaps one day I may want children... although that's a long way off. I guess my mother's been messed about a lot in her life, but then you have to ask yourself when it keeps happening whether it really is the men, or maybe it's more about yourself? I don't know. But it's scary that I may actually turn into my mother some time in the future.

*shaking head*

Is that what they call a Kronenburg 1664? Looks 16 from behind but 64 from the front. I've not heard that before! Yes something like that. Sad but true.