Amanda

Hello, I'm here, been trying to catch up on the goings on of here .... not got enough time. Hope everyone is well, thank you so much for the greetings from particular members. Need to check out this female only forum I guess. Bye for now xxx

I really do! It must be the moving parts!!!

Aye, she was murder. I heard from Amanda not that long ago. She was fine and well, and appears to have got some semblance of a life. Lucky her. Here I am - life and all! Happy Christmas everyone!

Common mistake, I thought you were talking about this ! Arrrgggghhhh!!! Nooooo! Even I wouldn't discuss something like that on here!

My fault, should've explained self properly! Never occured to me that people'd not know what it is.

Excuse my ignorance, but how exactly does one exercise that muscle? For Godsake!!!! It was removed from my ARM! My LEFT ARM! Bloody hell, I thought Josco was a being a bit strange! It's my arm honestly. It's called Implanon 68mg Implant!!!

Brilliant. If any complainants were not yet totally pissed off, that should do it. Sheesh!!!! Still, hope you feel better soon. Why the hell not? What else could be written in here? I now have my avatar. As you said, they don't need to read it. Plus, it's just following the history of this topic ... pointless rambling. But also it hurts and I was hoping for some sympathy. Star Crossed - tell me you car's not a Corrado??

Can I just say that I've had my contraceptive device removed this evening and new one put in it's place. It's very painful now injection has worn off. Apparently my muscle had grown over the orignial one & they had to kind of dig it out. It was horrible. But better than child birth I should imagine.

And do what exactly? There no real inflammatory comments, no spams, no porn (yet) and no pointless ranting and swearing. I think the job of a moderator is to just that, moderate. If some members are enjoying themselves posting about a topic that is NOT related to a celebrity death then I think they are free to carry on. If the thread is not to your personal taste it is not compulsory to read it. Thank you!

Who rattled your cage?! Keep smiling!

Exactly! Here's one just for you - And another

I seem to recall you smiling at Josco's little man too! They were the days hey?

It's my topic and I'll smile if I want to!!!

This has wiped the smile off my face.

I agree with Banshees for once. Thats not directly aimed at Amanda because others are just as bad. However I do recognise that there are certain rules for some but not others. What rules are these? What are the smilies for if not to use?

Wasn't this why this topic was created?

Myra Hindley and a little boy are walking through the moors at night. Little boy says to Myra "I'm scared! I hate the dark!" Myra replies "How do you think I feel? I've got to walk back from here alone." (apologise in advance if any one takes offence)

Incredible that people die in England from exposure to heat! As I'm minus a gall-bladder and appendix will this affect my life expectancy? And also, can altzhiemers kill you?

I think the question is where else it fits! And is it neatly! I know it's not her vibrator - I believe it's likened to a little creature with pointy ears. Like this little chap perhaps?:

I think the question is where else it fits! And is it neatly! I know it's not her vibrator - I believe it's likened to a little creature with pointy ears.

Honestly!! I SWEAR she keeps her glasses in it! It fits neatly in handbag etc!

Apparently I've done 16. When does the 24 hour period run from?

What is it? If I'm not mistaken Mr Josco, that is a ladies' torch, to be kept in a ladies' handbag for low light emergencies in hard to reach places. Hammerfest in February is my guess My friend has something similar - colour and shape wise. It's a skinny glasses case for her skinny glasses. One pound ninty nine from Tesco apparently. When I try to get the pound sign, I get this - #. Why??

That'll be why, suggest a quick one (?) at the pub lunchtime and you'll feel right as rain.... On the spyware thing, malevolent little blighters downloaded without your knowledge from the interweb. Download one of the freeware options (even Bill G has a free one on the windows site) and it'll remove any you've got. Can cause slow running or capture and publish key strokes or just embarassing pop ups.... I am the proud (!) owner of an iMac - would the stuff from Bill work on it? No, windows only, and being a maccer you're probably safer than us windows wallahs anyway... By all accounts these people do offer detection software but no idea if any good... Mac Scan This came from my brother though and he works for Apple so presumably it's safe do you think? Would be a bad reflection on him if not surely? Does anybody remember me saying about my veruccas? Ages ago, and I kept re-infecting myself?? Well today they have gone! Without the aid of the Doc and lotions and potions and freezing! Gone! I put it down to the last six months being outdoors. I think immune system is in peak condition and has fought them. Seven years I lived with them!!

That'll be why, suggest a quick one (?) at the pub lunchtime and you'll feel right as rain.... On the spyware thing, malevolent little blighters downloaded without your knowledge from the interweb. Download one of the freeware options (even Bill G has a free one on the windows site) and it'll remove any you've got. Can cause slow running or capture and publish key strokes or just embarassing pop ups.... I am the proud (!) owner of an iMac - would the stuff from Bill work on it?