Dead O'Gonner

How old is old LB?

Just out of curiosity who is the oldest member of Deathlist?

I much prefered your previous Avatar. At least then I could imagine taking a very large handful of Paxo and shoving it right up your a**e. Well i'm sure that would be very enjoyable for you. I personally am not excited by stuffing. But with my new avatar, if you would still like to imagine stuffing something up Des's ar*e, please feel free with my compliments.

A quick thought i had regarding the convention. What are peoples thoughts to maybe making a day of it and joining a ripper tour in the evening??

Had a dream last night where he died - either you're up for a hit soon or I'm up for a 2008 HDP candidate! Good grief CP. Any other man would have a dream about a "Fit bird wiv big Bristols". Perhaps a weeks rest and a flick through Razzle will have you back to your normal self? Well to elaborate, I was having a dream where a "fit bird wiv big Bristols" and I were undercover in 1944 Germany. We barely spoke any German, but we had Nazi uniforms and were trying to sneak through their headquarters, which for some reason was a hotel that was designed to resemble Castle Wolfenstein. Anyhow, the aforementioned bird had just come back from a document raid (we had a room in the hotel) but her superior was right pissed that she had forgotten to recover the envelope that was sent "express post." I decided to be bold and brazen and go for the documents myself. It was terribly suspenseful, slipping past Nazi guards, giving a few Sieg Hiels and dashing in and out of corridors and doorways to avoid detection. Finally, I reached the desk and began sorting through the mail as I heard footsteps approaching. Finally, I spot the white envelope with green writing marked "express post," check to make sure that it is what I want and run off just before the guard comes back. Then I hear a guard approaching from in front so I jump into a two-way utility closet and stash the envelope under my shirt. As I am leaving into the hallway, I knock down the water fountain and yell out "sh*t!" Only then to I realize that I should have yelled "Schiesse!" The janitor notices so I say "Many forgiveness mein comrade, I am only trying to learn the English" and for some reason he was Mexican (damn my racist subconscious!) so he doesn't seem to care. Then I hear "Achtung! Achtung!" and hear the footsteps of pursuit. Instead of taking the elevator I make a mad dash down the stairs and into the room where my secret agent "wiv da big Bristols" awaits. Had the garbage truck not woken me up, I'm sure she would have rewarded me with hours of boundless joy in the hotel room tea and crumpets. Instead, I fell back asleep and dreamed that BS was chiding me because I didn't pick Flory Van Donck and she had died. Was the above dream also a episode of 'Allo Allo'? I cant help but find similarity's 'fit bird with big bristols' could be the painting of the 'fallen Madonna with big bobbies' But don't worry i shall only post this once!

Ever hear of cut and paste? Compose your witty, razor-sharp riposte in Word or somesuch at your leisure, complete with capital letters, punctuation and correctly constructed grammar. Cut your text, then when you're ready, quickly nip in here, paste, post and be off quicker than your boss can clip you round the back of your head. If i wasted time using cut and paste, i still run the risk of losing my job due to not getting any work done. I will have to check DL, type my post in word, check it, copy it, open DL, check to see if anyone has already commented, swear that someone beat me to it, go back to word, re-write my post, copy, open DL, and finally paste.

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/st...131&k=63057 Looks like a false alarm for now anyway!

Perhaps you should also consider embracing the capital letter. I'm not a receptionist, and i can't type. Everyday is a learning day though

Right! ok, so i need to up my quality of posts, watch my spelling and grammar and change my avatar! anything else? In my defence though i will make a few points clear and then never raise the issue again. 1. i use DL at work, so the time i get to make a post without getting caught is usually short. This explains my lack of thorough checking. 2. i have come to realize that posting new deaths without searching is a mistake will not be done again. 3. I'm new to the whole forum thing, so give me a little bit of slack! 4. cant think of anymore but i do appreciate these minor issues being addressed now rather than later.

I found out that the argentinians have a problem identifying if a person is breathing or not. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6931945.stm This poor guys family was called told that he had died, funeral arrangements to be made all for some one to say well actually slight mistake.. reminds me of monty python "im not quite dead!" Anyway if anyone else has any related storys of false alarms pray tell all.

I recently got a call from radio1 tendering me to be on a daytime so which links up companys and discuss's topics for the day. I wont mention the presenter but she is scottish and i think quite hot. Anyway if i get selected is it worth giving deathlist a shout and see the nations opinions or would it cause to many ranters to potentially destroy what has been created?

[whisper]It's because everyone thinks you are the alter-ego of another member.[/whisper] Really pray tell me who? I do want to just confirm that i am not btw i am intregued to know whos alter ego i am supposed to be and why the opinion is so?

[whisper]It's because everyone thinks you are the alter-ego of another member.[/whisper] Really pray tell me who?

What a strange post^^^. Read the whole thread....it's quite fun. That was tough going, but brilliant. Questions. Who was really who? Was BB also BC, if not who was BC and who were they linked to? Was BBC really ITV? WTF?!? Bloody hell just looked at the link!! After that i dont think its very wise if i mentioned DL to edith she really had a problem with Iain! but maybe that could work in my favour and reinvent the image of our site and the members!! Ahh bollocks..... Tell you what tho i wish i was around during Iain's height of power!

Sheriee said she had to open her mouth that wide!!! Im still unconvinced!

i still havent had any reply in regards to the convention, im starting to feel unwanted!

Hm... assumedly you're talking about Edith. The various times I've heard the segment you're referring to it's been things like: ways you've ended long-term relationships or most embarrassing location you've found yourself in, the morning following a booze-up. I remember one in particular when the topic was getting on the housing/property ladder (the "guest" was a mortgage advisor at a bank or something); Edith kept repeating how "serious" the topic was, compared to "the usual" subjects discussed. Not quite sure how death would go down as a topic... Yes it is miss Bowman, It wasnt really the concept of death that i thought would be a good topic but the idea of deathlist and maybe if anyone one else has lists such as bingo. We used to play a game called baldy bingo at school, a teacher obviously hairless who we all hated. We all wrote down 5 thing he would say during the lesson. Whoever marked theres all off first won. Needless to say we were all trying to influence the game.

I thought that was Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber? No he was the phantom of the opera! also very close to denise van outen but rarely takes of his coat of many colours not even for maria von trapp

Ok then, it's either Jesus or Michael Hutchence Did The ark have all the animals inside?

If it has been 2 months since a picture of him has been released it cant be a good thing maybe cuba are awaing a wooden box to return

You in the Mafia then? Why Don Fellatio, how unkind! To what hasty conclusions you jump! Are you disrespecting the family?

did you hear that mr Hogan is setting up a new federation doing something top secrtet and cutting edge he has been fighting back against the steroids that made him famous in the first place

how much are you really willing to wager?

that really was agreat post thank you

It looks like he has inadvertently bought, and is wearing, a bunch of merkins. I think the ones over his eyes are 'Brazilians'. It is very sad I know, that certain medical treatments cause hair loss, and you may want to disguise this. A better source for the facial wig. I know a woman who had real merkin it was very weird and scared me sh*tless when it came off in my hand. she seemed to enjoy it tho