Dead O'Gonner

Following the news that the British buddist monk died whilst using a sit on lawn mower, i thought it wise to start a thread for all of the bizzare, weird and quite funny deaths that are reportedly claimed to be true!

Well that certianly freaked me out. I though DL had moved into catering for other non-English speaking countries. I currently live in France, Bretagne to be precise, and for a second had a scary notion that DL had a sister french site which i had stumbled apon. How many french have appeared in DL? may have to look at that, sorry slight tangent of thought. Are there any other Expats about?? I may start a new thread Brits stiff as-abroard lol Name may need a rethink.

Are you sure you don't actually sleep in the room next to Schapelle perchance? Well if i did i doubt i would ever get any sleep through sheer excitement!!

As most criminally insane, he appauled the masses. However he did have some fans.......

Bravo! Mr. T. Several witnesses distinctly remember a blood-thirsty soldier in British uniform chanting: 'They don't like it up 'em.' A press statement did go out at the time of his reign of terror. "if for any reason you come into contact with him, please Don't Panic"

I live near a town called Corby. Some how i feel this is not relevant, however telling you all i'm sure will make me sleep better this evening!!

Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. "You f*****g asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom. Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" Gary responds, "Wow, you're quite smart for an 8 year old."

See what Superted has been reduced to now his work has dried up

I have just read the second on Conn Iggeldens books based on the life of Genghis Khan. Lords of the Bows is a fantastic read cant wait for the next one in the series . If you like historical based books written in a fiction style ull love it.

Pope said Limbo doesn't exist anymore. I bet that depends on how many drinks he has had

I see the convention was a success, glad it all went well!

My Mother is a medium! (Please no mine is a large/small jokes please). She has had regular rendezvous with people stuck in Limbo! I am a bit skeptical and have not allowed myself to see my mother in action. I am going to go in the next few weeks, i will divulge my findings here, maybe there is some truth or maybe my mother is one of those stupid lying twonks who are up for a easy bob or two telling someone old widow that her husband that they cant get a name for is happy!

I remember watching Louis Theroux's documentary on Fred Phelps and his congregation of followers. I found it very disturbing, those people were so narrow minded, i felt sorry for the kids being born into it. They just ended up being brainwashed slaves! Fred was also a big supporter of our "is he, isn't he?" friend Mr Castro. Fred liked the fact that Fidel was outspoken about homosexuality and how wrong it was.

Apparently in the papers over the weekend it is being told for us to believe that she is refusing sort her self out because her Smack addicted husband or whatever he is to her, is threatening suicide if she does go to the Priory and sort herself out. Is that me or is that slightly on the selfish side? Clearly they have a relationship to be admired!Link

I will be away for two weeks from tomorrow, unless on my travels i get use of a computer then i may pop my head in from time to time. Working holiday to France and Germany, should be great fun!! (Please note the sarcasm, would rather be on a beach in the Caribbean with beer in hand)

How about rotating pics of each of the winners of FHM's coveted "sexiest woman alive" award? That way we can compare the one of Britney Spears then to the train wreck she has become, and wonder how. I like that idea, maybe i could tweak it to have pictures of all the people in VSBfromH self destruction thread? The way they were before they got corrupt on alcohol, drugs and a lack of personal hygiene.