Emily the Strange

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No Anubis, a witch.

Elton John is to replace Pavarotti on the 3 tenor's upcoming tour, they are now to be billed as the 2 tenors and a 9 bob note

Oh darn it. I'm stuck reading those tracts again!

I knew I'd read something on Britney.... I know the News of the World doesn't actually qualify as a reputable paper, but they're screaming the following headline: "Britney was sweating, her pupils were huge.... we thought she was dying!"

Ooooo, Jack Chick is my 'favourite' 'cartoonist'. I must say that I read his little tracts for fun, even if he bashes my religion on a regular basis and not just on Halloween. But then again, he bashes all religions except his own version of Christianity. Didn't know he was getting on like that.... I sure will miss his little fantasy tracts when he tries to get past the pearly gates himself.

Oops. Excusez moi!

I don't know what worries me more.... a man wanting to donate his penis after his death, or the fact that Iceland has a phallology museum... *puts it on the to do list for her honeymoon in Reykjavik*

But for the conventionalists.. How about: Angela Lansbury?

To be honest, most of the (in)famous that have died this year, many have been well under 70. Well, the ones I recall anyway... So you never know. I just thought I had to nominate a few that were a tad younger...

Isn't Steve Fossett still missing?

Sure! Well... I suppose. ;-)

Got a few more: Brigitte Bardot, woman (Et dieu créa la femme) The Duke of Edinburgh, prince charming Liza Minelli Carol Channing

Hmmm let me think, some of my nominations for 2008 are: Jan Wolkers, Dutch eccentric Charlton Heston, gun slinger Bettie Page, born-again former pin-up Engelbert Humperdinck, evergreen George Michael, solicitor Shirley Temple, most sacred monster of the cinema (thank you Dalí for that description) These will have to do for now, I shall think of some more soon.