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Couldn't quite find the half a foot I was searching but this is equally as gruesome and appropriate for a death site.

My, she may as well have been called Anneke Nikole de Smedt! Translation courtesy of Steve McClaren.

spellchecking this shite. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Not even a bloody scratch I'm sorry to have to tell you!

Can we please have another vote to see how many people defect? This may in fact kill two birds with one stone as the man/woman in question's head might swell to such an extent that it explodes and they end up with a sticky mess all over the keyboard.

Definitely something missing! Googling the first line comes up with the punchline on sickipedia Probably "funnier" without the punchline. I don't see how it rates alongside this (see below) for being sick

Isn't this just proof that we never really grow out of the hiding things under your bed approach to having to tidy your room? We're an odd lot humans, it never worked when we were 5, yet still I bet we all have drawers and cheaply priced Ikea storage spaces full of crap, most likely in non-biodegradable plastic bags too. OCDers exempted.

Get in touch with your feminine side

OK then, I'll fall for it...................... Why was he called buscuit? (*Dons tin hat while waiting for reply) Although I think I may have heard it in a previous life Perhaps he was a bit of a Jammy Dodger

Feck Subtle enough for you ?

Bugger

Arse

And damn bloody right. If you broke it, you fix it, in my book.

I beleive he's specifically asked for the casket to be made from "Norwegian Wood"..... He's also asked to be cremated - he's bought a Ticket To Fried. And his ashes are to be scattered Here, There and Everywhere.

FFS! I thought this site was a tongue in cheek affair. I am obviously mistaken! Is everyone this deadly serious or does this just smack of the naivity of youth who's yet to realise there's a big bad world out there? I apologise for upsetting one of your esteemed posters who is probably much loved around these parts but it is only a bloody poll. Talking of which I went for Pollack.

Paddy whack

Biranchi Das finishes in dead heat