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police say michael jacksons death could be suspicious, they are currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white but he definitely bad and dangerous. they got fingerprints off the wall and they say say say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. they would like ben and billy jean to come forward but they dont wanna be starting somthing, police say they dont stop til they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor, its going to be a tough case but they will beat it. police say its a real thriller,.

Dear Mum............... ----- A mother passing by her daughters bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum.' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Joey, and he's is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of him, because of all his piercing's, tattoos, his tight Motorcycle clothes, and because he is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Mum. I'm pregnant. Joey said that we will be very happy. He owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Joey can get better. He sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your Daughter, Post moved to existing joke thread - LG