Gunjaman5000
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She's not hideous, but she's no stunner either.
Indeed. Rather plain. Not the kind of girl you'd look twice at in a bar.
Surely they still put alcohol in the beer in England? I admit she'd no Jade Goody but she's only eight pints away from Venus.
Doctor Robert Alder's dead though. A beer for anyone who knew who he was before clicking the link.
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Hang In ThereHello, my friend; You’re on my mind,
Because you're somehow ailing,
But your response to any challenge
Has always been unfailing.
So I’m confident you’ll win again;
Hang in there, and you’ll see;
You’ll be back on top in no time,
Tackling life courageously.
I'm not quite sure I'm following you Yvonne. Is he still in rehab?
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I shall be going without church. I know six weeks is a big ask, but hey it's lent, gotta make the sacrifice count.
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I watched the Big Lebowski for maybe the third time recently and every time it gets better. I also watched Duck Soup and found it remarkably disappointing (better in the memory). I still like the mirror scene though.The dream/hallucination scene in the bowling alley is one of my favourite pieces of film ever. Kenny Rogers, of Kenny Rogers and the First Edition (before he got countryfied), sings the accompanying song don't you know.
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Pointless nonsense, didn't vote.
Gravy will still be available, but only to those party members who have shown outstanding loyalty.
Given the American propensity (well KFC anyway) to put Potatoes and Gravy together, it's not beyond the realms of possibility that Iain, Godot and Notapotato are all Banshees Scream. The genius of it all, more twists than a Robert Goddard novel.
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No, no. You first.How do you know him?
Oh bollocks to it.....he goes to the same AA meetings as me if you must know.
Milwall does his breath really smell like a thousand fags?
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You have to be a real wimp to die from a hysterectomy.
Is there any record of a bloke having died from a hysterectomy (carried out on his own body)?
Does seppuku count?
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I voted no, although in hind-sight I should have voted otherwise. I don't recall having seen Star Crossed and the Tuberoid One logged in at the same time, this couldn't mean what I think it could mean could it? Are Star Crossed and Spuddy the Janet and Michael Jackson of the Deathlist? It gets worse, it's just occured to me that if so, which one is mental? Who to believe? It's all too much, I'm going to need a nice warm cocoa and a lie down.
Could a moderator other than NAP please do an IP address check?
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Be funny like, if Oral Roberts and Deep Throat died on the same day.More amusing still if Oral Roberts turned out to be Julia's stage name from very early in her career.
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Happy birthday Cerberus. Treat yourself to giving those forbidden areas an extra lick or two!!!
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can I refer you to the "Extra Curricular" forum?Your absolutely right Four Horsemen, but I wasn't arguing with anyone. Maybe for the next 24 hours if possible, a moderator can link all of Star's future posts in my 'Drunk Bored Thread' just so Patrick Moore doesn't become a grade A quality argument ring.
You might have to up your game a wee bit to become 'A' grade Royce.
Star Crossed, you're clearly an intelligent person. What are conversations like in your house?
"Cup of tea dear?"
"Yes please darling."
"Biscuit?"
"FUKC!!! Stop getting off FUKCING TOPIC. All I wanted is a cup of fukcing tea, do you have to..."
Calm down brother, you'll end up having a stroke.
It's alright, I appear to have a chapperone now. Every thread I come into, Notapotato has to follow me, to check I'm not posting anything offensive, or on-topic.
No fear, NAP, I'm nowhere near the topic of this thread. Just whoring it out, just the way you like it. Prick.
Then mate why not post nothing? Why not install an ignore function? Pointing out stupid people's stupidity doesn't make them any less stupid. This is the internet FFS, attempting to make idiots behave doesn't work. This is where 'live at home with mum' dweebs become badder than Mike Tyson and double figure IQ geniuses flourish.
Change the channel if you don't like the programme, or better still, turn the TV off.
It's a bit cloudy here, nice and warm though (back on topic). It was quite warm yesterday too.
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can I refer you to the "Extra Curricular" forum?Your absolutely right Four Horsemen, but I wasn't arguing with anyone. Maybe for the next 24 hours if possible, a moderator can link all of Star's future posts in my 'Drunk Bored Thread' just so Patrick Moore doesn't become a grade A quality argument ring.
You might have to up your game a wee bit to become 'A' grade Royce.
Star Crossed, you're clearly an intelligent person. What are conversations like in your house?
"Cup of tea dear?"
"Yes please darling."
"Biscuit?"
"FUKC!!! Stop getting off FUKCING TOPIC. All I wanted is a cup of fukcing tea, do you have to..."
Calm down brother, you'll end up having a stroke.
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i voTEd not suRe bUTt now i'M noTT shure,
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I'm off down to the local strip club to leave a bunch of flowers, she's the Diana, Queen of Hearts of exotic dancers.
Will Elton be singing at the funeral?
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ok yoU BUNCH OF GAYS T his is iain heree anD i am anGRy as helllll.my predickshuns of peoPole whO WERE GOINg to die came true after a year or 2 beyond t he dedline.reistan e me now or i will kill myslef by eatin Ga buket of my owN HUMan feesees!!!!!!!!!!!!love from iaIN SMitH
wHY Do you moCK me so ?? i onLY WANMYT TO BRING You the excluseeves be4 thay happen! i admit i may have be=En rong on evERY SIngle 1 so far but 1 dAy, 1 day i wilL say 3day is my 2 day & b RITE FOR WUNCE!!!luv iain
*sighs* ocaY obveeoslEY I need to Spel this out. i am a maJOR PLayor in t he raydeeow induSTree , i predick many t HIngs just as gud as wot i preDICt deat hs.and i alsow dabbal in pollitiks too thANK YOu verY MUCh.i am biseXUal.pleez leT me bak in.luv & bumms
iain smith
Could a moderator kindly prove my theory correct and check this isn't Iain? Our Iain's spelling isn't this bad (it looks to me like someone trying to spell wrong on purpose, they always over-do it), has never used 'text-speak' and has yet to display the capacity for irony and/or self deprication.
Anyone else smell something fishy?
Who's doing it? Is it a member? One of our esteemed BBC Visitors?
The plot thickens.
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Will the software running this site crash when the views on this thread top 100,000 pushing the little box in that column to its limits?
Since this is still - kind of - our common room it would be like the teachers saying; 'Well you trashed it and got what you deserved,' or summat.
Mary
It is not our common room. It is where we discuss whether Richard O'Sullivan is likely to die soon and therefore whether he should be on the list.
First I've heard of it.
If you consult the first post on this thread you may hear a little more of it.
It's a bit late in the day for that kind of carry-on isn't it Milwall?
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Many Happy Returns to puzlman. This chap shows the posting restraint of someone who, hated by the screws, often has his internet privileges revoked. Still, at least he has his puzzles
Star Crossed, why don't you try joining The George Melly Forum. There's hardly anyone there, a total post count of over ten is excessive and no one's posted in days.
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Yes those were the days before fourth officials and video when referees didn't mind the odd high slap. It was still a great try.You're dead right Godot, it was only a high tackle if someone was stretchered off back then. Great try, it reminds me of how France used to play before they started trying to play like everyone else.
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Smoking in pubs and restaurants. Why are they making us wait until July before it's banned in England when the bans start earlier in Wales and Northern Ireland? My clothes stink of fag ash after being in pubs last night when just a few people were smoking.
Agree. Bring on the ban. I have long believed that smokers should wear a bag over their heads as they smoke so that they don't waste a single puff.
We've had the ban here for over two years now. The good pubs provide an outdoor area so all the cool kids can catch a cold and emphysema, while those who are easily annoyed can stay smug and warm inside (I gave up a year ago, I'm on the warm and smug side). It doesn't appear to be an issue anymore at all.
Everybody wins for a change!!!
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Like many men of a certain age whose forebears left the Emerald Oisle, I look like either Ardal O'Hanlon of 'Father Ted' or Liam Neeson of 'Lots of movies' depending on how much the mirror's had to drink. That'd be quite a lot in Neeson's case.
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anybody who thinks raging bull was a bad movie is retarded. jake lamotta is the sickest guy on earth. he is soo cool. hey iyg, ur the 1 with yoda as ur icon so shut up. raging bull was the best movie ever and i think the guy that called u sissy was rite, you are. youve prolly never been in a fight cuz uve beeen watchin star wars. my grandfather knew jake la motta and he has told me everything. Jake La Motta ROCKS!Pot, kettle, black methinks.
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Excellent interview with Andy Ripley in the Telegraph today. It says he has prostate cancer.He doesn't look anywhere near death's door to me although he has had a pulmonary embolism brought on, possibly, by his fanatical exercise regime on the rowing machines.
I know there are threads for football, cricket and baseball but there's nothing that I know of on here to discuss a real game, rugby union, where some big names, people like Fred Allen (former NZ rugby coach, born 1920) are getting on a bit. Others a bit younger, like Willie John McBride, have been ravaged by the after-dinner circuit so are not likely to last too long.
Then there are cannibal rugby players well worth tracking. Can't survive for ever.
Excellent idea Godot. If you don't mind me putting my anaorak on for a bit, Fred Allen's big achievement in my book is captaining the team of soldiers, the 2nd NZEF 'Kiwis' on a tour of Great Britain after WWII, he then went on to become All Black captain and didn't become coach until the sixties.
The international players of the fifties are now well into their seventies and should start heading for the changing sheds in the sky before long and Jonah Lomu could quite easily be worth a closer look if his new kidney gives up the ghost.
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Anyway, we won The Ashes back this time, so there's really nothing else to say, is there???Yes, just one thing.
WHITEWASH!!!
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Relive the illustrious exploits of the excellent eleven's antipodean adventures.
This series had it all – seemingly impossible comebacks, record wickets for Shane Warne, the second fastest Test century in history by Adam Gilchrist and final Tests for 3 Greats of the Game - and now the Ashes are back where they belong.That's just under 16 quid. What a bargin!!!
I Destroy the Royal Family
in DeathList Forum
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How comfortable would the average ginga squaddie feel creeping around Basra with every single militia/nutcase lining up Prince Harry for a kidnapping? I reckon they ought to send in a crack unit of elite hairdressers to die every single soldier's hair red, that'll confuse the sh*t out of anyone trying to get Prince Andrew closer to the throne.