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  1. Posted · Edited by Gunjaman5000

    Why is it that iain has so many threads? I appreciate Spade Cooley's recent effort but really, does Iain need another thread?

     

    Why not change the software so that all guests are called Iain (he is a "cunt bucket" remember)? Anyone else agree?

     

    I'm pleased to see someone has locked this topic. It has run its course, iain is no more and we can all forget about him.

     

    But please nobody delete it!

     

    It is after all "The Best Thread Ever", and may serve as a warning to future idiots.

     

    Just reread this bit Spuddy, what is it the French say? La plus ca change la plus c'est la ou est la gare?

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    Wisdom Tooth extraction...

    It's not going to kill me but it's got to be one of the worst minor medical procedures to have to deal with.

    I remember eating 'crisps' (chips actually poms) and getting them stuck in the hole where the tooth was. Uncomfortable and embarrassing it was, anyone can be forgiven for getting a tiny bit of food stuck in their teeth but half a fucking potato?

     

    Good times, good times.

  3. Posted

    Idly googling the other day, I found a Wiki page for a fella I used to work with. The thing is, that his name is similar to someone who has done something noteworty in/with their life and not someone who has not. Definitely not (long story).

     

    I'd bet the mortgage that the arrogant prick put it there himself. Cunt.

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    I think they should edit out ALL the DJs from the entire TOTP archive. I loathed and despised every one of thesmug, cringey wankers. Not one of them was remotely cool, and getting rid of them would have made room for an extra track every week.

     

    Even John Peel?

     

    I don't really associate him with TOTP. Probably because he always seemed slightly embarrassed to be there, and a bit bored.

    Funnily enough I thought the same too. I was even moved to point out the error of their (Max TV music channel, one of Murdoch's many Australian tentacles) ways.

     

    Hi Gunjaman5000,

     

    Thanks for your email.

     

    We've taken what you've said into consideration and we are going to edit the clip so that it no longer includes the intro from Jimmy Saville.

     

    Thanks again for the email and keep watching MAX.

     

    Cheers,

     

    The MAX Team

     

     

    On Sat, Nov 3, 2012 at 11:44 AM, Gunjaman5000 wrote:

     

    Hello,

     

    Wednesday morning I watched part of and thoroughly enjoyed the Top 100 Pub Rock anthems. Somewhere in the mid-sixties, 66 maybe?, House of the rising sun by The Animals was played. Excellent choice, great song.

    The issue I would like to bring to your attention is this; the clip appears to be from the original performance on the BBC's Top of the Pops and is introduced by the late Sir Jimmy Saville. Due to the recent allegations of historic child sex offences against the former presenter I suggest on the grounds of good taste that the intro be edited off.

    There's no reason to stop playing the song, it's a cracker. Just get rid of the dirty old paedo at the beginning.

     

    Yours sincerely,

     

    Gunjaman 5000

     

    Imagine my surprise when I got a reply!

     

    (The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Not really innocent but no way would they have replied to Gunjaman5000).

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    Years ago I worked with two guys, Wayne and Dave, who hated each other. Dave changed gear poorly in the truck one day causing Wayne to spill some coffee on hs overalls. Unhappy about Dave's poor driving ruining his nice clean overalls, Wayne grumbled; "Fuck you Dave, you drive like the cunt you came out of!".

     

    I really don't think I've heard anything to top that since.

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    Does anyone know if there's ever been any academic study into the 'Home Ground' effect? I seem to remember the Aussies walking away with a truck load of medals in Sydney, a quick look a Wiki tells me Greece punched above its weight in 2004, China the same last time and Great Britain following the pattern this time.

    Anything proven to be in it?

     

    Can't wait until 2016 when New Zealand win the gold in Rugby Union, provided they can get past the reigning champions.

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    The Aussies aren't doing well, are they?

     

    Even New Zealand are ahead...

    Even New Zealand? When Team GB have won a gold medal for every 1.4 million people...

     

    On the subject, why is it Great Britain at the Olympics and the sum of the parts at the Commonwealth Games?

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    If I may wade in to the discussion with my customary much too little, much too late, could I add that everything was better before (with a few noteworthy exceptions, chiefly the internet). I've never worked anywhere, lived anywhere, eaten/drank/shagged anywhere that is better now than it was before. Maybe it's something to do with inherent sentimentality or an aversion to change deep inside us all, I don't know.

     

    Unless of course no one finishes that sentence when I'm around.

     

    "It used to be really great here before that cunt turned up..."

  18. Posted

    Or not cancer free? Well, not yet anyway if the Evil Empire has its way...

     

    Could be worth a spot on the list before too long.

     

    Do you suppose that's how Castro got his arse cancer?

    I'd only lower the tone speculating, although...

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    The only irate vistors i remember was when that snooker player died paul hunter , threats of violence i remember and not by us . Then again, I am a dozy c unt. Grab my flubber, I'm fat as you like lol

     

    I have been a long term poster for many years now, but for fear of having my account blocked I am posting as a guest. I agree that all complaints in this section from irate visitors tend to be removed, I suspect if they either have a point we cannot respond to or make our beloved moderators appear idiotic.

     

    I say bring them on, because I think we all agree that death is natural, and it is often quite sexy. The feel of a corpse, even the smell of a rotting child (a famous one of course lol) gets my juices flowing, and my clit engorged until it it almost two inches long. With four fingers in my pussy and two or three in my anus I strum myself silly over the death. When my cunt juice drips down to my knuckles I know I've hit the jackpot. Feels so good. The guy who said he killed his mum is my hero, and I can respect the thrill that it gives us all.

     

    Phew - felt good to get that out of my system (I'm not just talking about my clunge mucus lol) and we should all have a collective wank like we used to back when I founded this site.

     

    See you back out there rigamortis dicks! xxx

     

    Who the fuck do you think you are you fucking twat! Never, and I mean NEVER come here again or we will fucking tell you to fucking leave!!! We are a respectable family of death loving people, and this whole thing about us being fat and stuff, so what? Yes most of us are obese, but death makes us happy. I eat a lot of chips! Do you think that is funny? I bet you are nearly as fat as all of us. And this poo stuff? What?! Poos are not suitable for this site. It's not the 'Poo List', it's the fucking death list. Poos are horrible and smelly. Corpses are lovely and smelly, but the smell is a nice one. I swear to fucking god, if any of us had any friends we would gang up together and BUM YOU! BUM YOU UP THE BUM HOLE! And if you die from our bumming, good, cos we will add you to the list even though you are not famous. Cunt.

     

    Signing off - the longest fucking member of this place, look it up mods (wankers) and you'll fucking see my name you arse drips. I bet you fucking fuck live people - CUNTS! You betrayed me.

    Kind of makes you miss Banshees really. Sigh.

  24. Posted

    Oh goody, another Iain thread. Could the best thread ever be reopened please?

     

    AND STOP STALKING ME IAIN YOU GIANT TWAT!!! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET ME FIRED JUST BECAUSE I CALLED YOU A DICKLESS LITTLE TURD WHO MAKES BULLSHIT PREDICTIONS ABOUT DJS GETTING FIRED BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!

     

    COLIN SAYS YOU'RE A WORTHLESS F*****g CRETIN WHO IS ABOUT AS GOOD AT PREDICTING THINGS AS A PUDDLE OF ANALLY DISCHARGED HALF DIGESTED SWEETCORN!!! IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A F*****g MORON TO UNDERSTAND DIFFERENT ACCENTS FROM AROUND THE UK THEN GO AND LIVE IN A F*****g SEWER WITH THE OTHER PIECES OF STINKING sh*t YOU BOLLOCK FACED PRICK!!

     

    e & c xx

     

    I'll post more often if it is.

     

    Because it is the same person! If Iain said he wanted to kill you while you were in the pub would you only take it up with him when you are both at the bar again, never elsewhere?! The issue is Iain exists and you've got to tell him wherever you can find him.

     

    C**t bucket. No good? He is such a C**t he's like a bucket full of c**ts. Tired something better than just Iain is a C**t. He is a C**t but sort of a major C**t. So a bucket full of c**ts. Or a skip of c**ts. He is like a big C**t and I don't like his cunty ways. That's what I meant. Too cunty for my liking. Heavy into being cuntish.

     

    Laura xxx

     

    Welcome back Iain, feel free to bring your friends.

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