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    Fourthly, why the f'uck would someone who is terminally ill bother trying to kick a habit of a life-time, the dumb c'unt started smoking in the first place and I don't think there's any way it will make his situation worse.

    I wonder this too. Is there any recorded case of someone suffering from an aggressive cancer in an advanced stage such as this stopping smoking and suddenly getting all better? I'd be very surprised. What's the point? It isn't lung cancer and is quite possibly one of the few things he could get any satisfaction from.

     

    I'd be even more surprised if hadn't tried smoking a bit of pot, I doubt he'd be worried about it leading to harder drugs.

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    Anybody know whether our loveable cretin has been back under an alias?

    I cant believe he hasnt had a peek of late, even Mental Hospitals have the WWW!

    I'll give you one guess. And no isn't an option.

    Honez, I appreciate that really hurt you to say that. :unsure:

    Has to be said tho, there have been posts on here that have made Mr Scream look almost as intelligent as he thinks he is.

    Ive got a few bouts lined up for him on here, best he hurries back.

    Some of those make me nostalgic for Iain, let alone Banshees.

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    who the feck do you think you fekin are you retared fekin knobhead? just fuking maybe the new posting are better than the old ones,as for school holidays u should b busy then with ur bag of fuking sweets.

    ...You are obviously young(ish) English, poorly educated and a c*nt.

    And don't forget: Illiterate and a cockjockey.

    This reminds me of the much lamented Vilebody's arguement for private education, succinctly put foward in the Pete Doherty thread.

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    . Without the cheerful sounds of my little buddy it will be very quit in my appartment.

    Give me a thousand dollars a week and I'll move in an make all the noise you want. I won't chirp but I can burp on command.

    Well I will do it for 250 Euros per week, a Cuttlefish and a daily fresh copy of The Independent lining the bottom of my cage.

     

     

    Euros? EUROS? Where's your British spunk, man?

    Sticking the Independent to the bottom of the cage is my guess.

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    I have no idea what you people mean.

    My minds as white as New York Snow :referee::)

     

    Substitute? Substitute for what?

     

    What confuses me more is the fact that your suggesting you used a hairbrush in the first place for you to substitute its usage with your fingers ;)

     

    Kinky shizzle!

    Your last name isn't Scream is it?

  9. Posted

    Rick Astley is obviously not dead. It's another prank being pulled by Anonymous, no doubt.

    I watched the video by 'Anonymous' (on their Wiki page) a few years ago on You Tube and thought that those Scientologists can't be all that clever.

     

    It's obviously Stephen Hawking. :wheelchair:

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    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet.

     

    He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

     

    This made him ....

     

     

     

    A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

    Well done Mary, four and a half years late.

     

    Very funny gag though.

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    Holland beat England at cricket today.

     

    For you non-colonials/Yanks, this is like Venezuela beating USA at baseball or San Marino triumphing over Brazil in football. For you Aussies, Kiwis, Gunjas, Honezes, Tomb Raiders and Vaaagies, chuckle away.

     

    I wasn't even aware that we had a cricket-team.

     

    Cricket???? WTF is cricket?

    Where's that Hein when you need him eh?

     

    Oh yeah, nearly forgot; chuckle, chuckle, guffaw et cetera.

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    Back up to the salt mine tomorrow, where I imagine I'll be enjoying (for enjoying read 'enduring') many several bottles of this;

     

    img_carlton_daught.jpg

     

    Being in Australia's drinkingest town, I like to do my little bit to keep the stats up. Civic pride and all that.

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    I know Bea Arthur wasn't exactly the most attractive woman that ever lived, but they sure as hell used an unflattering photo of her

     

    Here's a more flattering one since you asked so nicely.

     

    beaarthur1.jpg

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    Pete Ham of star-cross'd Swansea powerpoppers Badfinger became one of the more obscure members of the 27 Club when he hung around in his garage on April 24th 1975.

     

    He couldn't live if living is without you.

     

    The story of Badfinger is one of the saddest in all of Rock 'n Roll...

    Whereas the story of of Badmotorfinger is one of the

    . And not a single one of them dead yet.

     

    Which is nice.

  21. Posted

    Budd Dwyer (link to Wiki rather than the video) a crooked Pennsylvanian politician's suicide is also on the liveleak.com website. I'd never heard of him until an American friend told me the old (American) chestnut;

     

    Q. What's the difference between Budd Dwyer and Bud Lite?

     

    A. Bud Lite has got a head on it.

     

    Grim viewing indeed.

     

    That's the one who shot himself on TV wasn't it? I think I remember posting a link to youtube of that a few years ago...

     

    I think we're straying a bit from the remit of this thread. I don't find Budd Dwyer's death remotely funny....I mean, his timing is terrible...

    His death wasn't funny, the joke about it is. That was my point.

  23. Posted

    I went to my 10 year reunion but I haven't gone since. I agree with the kid thing - tons of my high school co-sufferers are just now having kids. I think it's hilarious - my youngest child is 18.

     

    I have so many plans for the next couple of years. I'm going to enjoy putting them on facebook. :unsure:

    Gunjawoman and I didn't have kids until we were in our thirties. I don't think there's a right or wrong way to go about it but I'm pleased I spent my youth doing youthful things and not my less-than-youthful-days trying to catch up.

     

    Agree with the school reunion thing, an evening of listening to people lying about how well they're doing, evidently not well enough to still need validation from people you haven't seen in thirty years. What are you meant to talk about once the facts and figures are filled in? Still do maths?

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    But he has said that, like previous American presidents, he will only consider a full lifting of the US embargo once Cuba's communist government makes significant moves such as the holding of democratic elections.

     

    I'm not sure I'd want to have "democracy" imposed upon me by means of threats from the USA.

     

    Or anything else, for that matter.

    Settle down Spuddy, it's worked wonders for Iraq.

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