Gunjaman5000
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Fcuking hell mate, are you just going through the phone book?
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Please cancel my account. I am out of here.That's a funny name, isn't it?
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My google search for a shrine to Jade Goody didn't bring the results I expected.
That's a shrine to a jade Goodie.
I'll get me coat...
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People who tell small children that "Mummy is a star in heaven" or some such twaddle.Now now, don't be so harsh.
Those children grow up to be the very DL ranters that amuse us so.
Does that mean DL can expect a visitation from Jade's boys in a few years then?
Yes, they are going to be so pissed off when they find out she's not really been converted to, say, mostly hydrogen and 330,000 times the mass of the Earth and moved at least 10 light years away. They will be rightly annoyed that she didn't collapse under her own gravitational force, fusing her new hydrogen elements to cause a nuclear chain reaction which could have sustained herself for billions of years.
Star in heaven, my arse. She's going to be a pile of cancerous bones in a box six feet under.
No, no. You must have mis-heard, "Mummy is a star in Devon" is what was actually said.
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I haven't read this thread properly until today, brought to mind last month's story about Ireland's worst driver.
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[snip]It's obvious that Jade Goody was an indecent human being who was unable to function in a civilised manor. I've never seen the show, and to be perfectly honest, I don't want to see the show.
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I don't know if the Big Brother house qualifies as a "civilised manor" Banshees.
Not only will she still be alive on Mother's Day, she will still be alive on April 24 (my sweepstake date), and furthermore, she will still be alive on April 24 next year. I'm definitely sensing a miraculous recovery. You mark my words.Miraculous recovery indeed. Mark my words too.
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This thread did get me thinking about my favourite ranters in my favourite thread.
AND STOP STALKING ME IAIN YOU GIANT TWAT!!! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET ME FIRED JUST BECAUSE I CALLED YOU A DICKLESS LITTLE TURD WHO MAKES BULLSHIT PREDICTIONS ABOUT DJS GETTING FIRED BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!COLIN SAYS YOU'RE A WORTHLESS F*****g CRETIN WHO IS ABOUT AS GOOD AT PREDICTING THINGS AS A PUDDLE OF ANALLY DISCHARGED HALF DIGESTED SWEETCORN!!! IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A F*****g MORON TO UNDERSTAND DIFFERENT ACCENTS FROM AROUND THE UK THEN GO AND LIVE IN A F*****g SEWER WITH THE OTHER PIECES OF STINKING sh*t YOU BOLLOCK FACED PRICK!!
e & c xx
"Anally discharged, half-digested sweet corn", I love it. How I miss them so.
I highly recommend newer members read in its entirety 'The Best Thread Ever'.
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Gunjaman believed that this ancient thread is related to me somehow. Whatever that's suppose to mean.I believe the thread is related to you because you started it. Didn't you Royce.
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On the other hand Jade is I think the first reality star to suffer a gruesome death (some might hope first of many).Not many; all.
Hopefully the cancer that is "reality" TV will also go the same way.
Sadly it won't go away while accountants run television. Quick, cheap and easy to make, 'reality TV' will be around for a while yet.
It is not accountants that are the problem. Usually they are just pointing out the obvious, that a business that spends more money than it makes will go bankrupt. That's a bit like blaming your bank manager for the fact you have an overdraft.
The problem is that the "creative" people are not doing their jobs properly. If they created quality content that people wanted to watch, then there wouldn't be a problem. As it is, people prefer watching reality TV than poor quality drama etc, and to the shame of the "creative" elite they take this easy copout and churn it out ad infinitum.
Are you really trying to say budget isn't a consideration in television production? Bollocks it isn't. Quality of TV drama is dictated by budget, money buys good writers, actors and crews. 'Reality' is done for a fraction of the cost and most shamefully, rates its socks off.
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On the other hand Jade is I think the first reality star to suffer a gruesome death (some might hope first of many).Not many; all.
Hopefully the cancer that is "reality" TV will also go the same way.
Sadly it won't go away while accountants run television. Quick, cheap and easy to make, 'reality TV' will be around for a while yet.
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Jade, who had returned to London hospital to relieve her agonising bowel pain, screamed out in terror as she awoke to find the woman 'chanting and praying' over her.The miraculous road to a miraculous recovery begins with one miraculous step. I think this is that step, a bit of chanting and praying and miraculously, she'll start felling better in no time.
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She is taking a experimental drug called Topotecan. The drug lowers the blood count which would make her more prone to illness.A miraculous drug for a miraculous recovery. Maybe she won't be sharing a kebab with Diana in heaven quite so quickly after all.
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Other than selecting March 25th for Jade-Death-Day, I haven't posted on here for a really long time, so I thought I'd just say hi.Hi!
By the way, I'm loving the 'Bride of Picture Association ' thread. Genius.
Does this mean that that old curmudgeon may be back soon too?
Hmmmm.
You really are a suspicious bastard, you know that? It's just one of the things I love about you.
Me?
I just do not know where you got that from!!
I just wondered if Sex Six has privvy to the inner sanctum of Mr Crossed, you know, a bit of inside information.
I kinda miss the old git.
[star Crossed] Oh for f**k's sake stay on topic. [/star Crossed]
There now, feel better?
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A less charitable man than myself could surmise that perhaps her brain is closer to her arse than previously though.
I, however, would never stoop so low.
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Is there anyone left in the 'miraculous recovery' camp? Something here isn't quite right.
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It could be possible to organise a DL-AussieCon, but I'm not sure how many DLers are on this continent.I know Gunjaman5000 is, but he might as well be on the far side of the moon, seeing as he's gone native out in the west.
I was a thousand kilometres closer to yours (Brissie?) in Christchurch than from here in sunny Port Hedland. Keen for a beer though if you're ever over this way, or more likely over your way if/when I take the gunjalings to the 'Worlds' on the Gold Coast.
Haven't gone native yet, but finally heard a funny sheep-shagging joke.
Q. Have you heard New Zealand's found two new uses for Sheep?
A. Meat and wool.
About as witty as they come in an iron ore mining town.
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Geranium is a euphamism... weed seems more appropriate...Actually, the geranium is the flower of stupidity,folly. It's on the internet so it must be true.
Perhaps Elt could rehash another of his songs for her.
Goodbye Shallow Thick Toad Good shot Toast, bloody brilliant.
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The celebrity wedding's going to be at a celebrity's house. Would be slightly more fitting if it were in the big/celebrity big brother house and would make more sense from a television point of view it being already set up for cameras and sound.
I wonder though, will the host sing at the nuptials? I'd prefer it if he were to save it for the funeral;
Goodbye England's geranium
We know you from the big brother house
And you raised the country's ire
Cos you couldn't shut your mouth
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The inbred, piggy-eyed, flap-eared, horse-faced, racist ginger cuntwit has been sent on a course to learn to be less offensive.And I quote...
It will be the second time he has been required to attend such a course...His remarks have also been be written permanently into his Army record.
But a senior military insider told The Mirror that the Prince's military career "will not suffer" because of it.
He added: "Although this matter will go on Harry's record it will not go against him."
... "Prince Harry has said sorry for his remarks and has been subjected to normal Army disciplinary procedures. The matter is now closed."
Sent on a course designed to counter racism, seen in public wearing a Nazi uniform, quoted using racist comments (twice), formally disciplined by the army, re-sent on the racism course, quoted in the media again being racist to a black comedian, had his comments officially written up in his record. Then they come out and say it won't go against him and the matter is closed.
For Christ's sake, what have you got to do in the army for something to "go against you?" Oh of course, silly me, he's a squareheaded Royal. It should have read "he has been subjected to normal Army disciplinary procedures for a Royal."
He'd have to run around dressed like Henry XVIII, spearing natives up the arse with flaming crucifixes on live TV before anything officially "went against him." Prick.
Isn't it nice to see him follow in the footsteps of his (alleged) grandfather's tasteless Tsarouhis.*
I can't see what all the fuss is about.
*A reading from the book of Josco.
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The Mail's mods didn't approve of my post, the overly sensitive tossers. All I said was how trim she's looking and that it can't be all bad news.
Can't be, can it?
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I see British migration to Australia is up by 31% this year. Probably all those southern poofs getting away from a little bit of snow. Well I've got news for ya, it was over 40 degrees in Melbourne and Adelaide for the best part of a week last week. If the snakes don't kill ya, the sunstroke will.
After having been in Perth for a while now it's hard to believe there's anyone left in England at all. A bit of snow would go down well up in Port Hedland after months of high thirty degree days with at least 60% humidity. Then the sun goes down and it drops to low thirties but the humidity gets up in the nineties. I kind of prefer it when it gets up over 40, at least the humidity burns off.
Beats being cold though.
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God damn you David Attenborough, God damn you to hell.
Stupid evolutionists, where's Entropy when you need her?
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A great pity. I do admire his stance though, fuckem all.
Jane Goodie
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I still say 'miraculous recovery' could be on the cards.
Provided that she gets voted out of heaven, that is.