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Dr Strangelove

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  1. Banshees, the way you posted that, it looks as though you wrote all that crap yourself. I was about to give you a sound and well-deserved flaming.

     

    And no, I couldn't be bothered to read more than half of it either. If I'd known it was from Simon and not from you, I wouldn't even have started reading it.

    I recall doing that at the time; Simon I (modest isn't he?) hasn't to my knowldege posted in ages.

     

    I almost miss having the guy to slap around.

    Yet another DeathLister missing in action. ;)


  2. I suspect that it would be headline (or near enough) headline news when it is learned that the last WWI veteren has died, probably in the next four or five years...

    Possible, although that doesn't make the person himself famous. When a plane crashes that makes headlines, and they often publish the pilot's name, but that wouldn't qualify the pilot for the DL.

    Indeed, although it would require a true physic to know the pilots name before the plane crashed - so it could be put on the DeathList.


  3. For this Museum of Ted perhaps some artwork along the lines of this "Jesus Millhouse Nixon" classic will be commisoned.

     

     

     

    I'm thinking of something like a smiling Sir Ted welcoming Sea Cadets to his yacht.

    Bloody Nora! What is that monstrosity?

    It's a picture of then vice-president Nixon, comforting hungarian refugees.

    I personally think it's a kitsch classic.

     

    Some more (garbled) info is here


  4. Hi from Wagga Wagga, Australia,

    I last posted on this thread on May 4, 2004.

    Look if you registered, you could put your location on your Members page, if you're just a drive-by I'm not all that interested in where you live.

    To those who can assist, please give me Charlie's address (or it may be better if I had Charlie's brother's address so I could write to Charlie and his brother could read my letter to him). My Eaddress is gg_and_ab@tpg.com.au

    Thanks

    Geoff

    Erm, I doubt whether anyone on this list knows exactly where he lives - if any of us did, we'd hardly hand it out to any passing possible nutter would we?

     

    I dare say there are better places on the Internet to look for the information you seek than here.


  5. If they were mega rich and prone to changing their will in my favour, if the lights were out and a massive supply of KY Jelly were on hand......nah, I still couldn't do it either.

    What if they were wearing a rubber cat-suit + gimp mask, would that make it any easier?


  6. Oh no, the Crazy Frog is back.  Quick, club him to death!

    This is fun for a while; but just a baseball bat and he always dies the same way - with head coming off.

     

    Frankly for the Crazy Frog, I want a large range of weapons/torture instruments.

    Including (but not limited to) Grenade, Gun, Drill, Liquidiser, Hammer, 1 Tonne weight and pile of Nokias.

    <_<

    For me, I can't quite see a Green Beret Sergeant screaming over the sound of incoming fire; "For God's sake, they're all over me, they've almost overrun the pillbox... I need another pile of Nokias! AIEEEEEE, too late!"

    Normally yes, I just though it would be ironic to kill the Crazy Frog by dropping mobile phones' onto him.


  7. From last weeks Salisbury Journal:

     

    ...I brought him down to Salisbury that Wednesday, where he fell in love with Arundells [The name of the house]. The rest is history. Ted loved that house and garden. It gave him enormus pleasure. He made it his own.

      Now it expresses so much of his personality, what he enjoyed in art and music and what it means to be English.

      ...

    Friends and adversaries alike will find at Arundells the personal record of a great Englishmen, a great achiever in all he did, who loved his Queen and country and who found in Salisbury great solace in old age and an English city of which he was so proud.

     

    From this I presume Arundells is to become a sort of "Presidential Library" dedicated to re-writing history and improving his reputation.

    Plus we'll be able check inside his closet and look for any copies of Gay Times left down the side of the sofa.

     

    For this Museum of Ted perhaps some artwork along the lines of this "Jesus Millhouse Nixon" classic will be commisoned.

     

    nixonbig.jpg

     

    I'm thinking of something like a smiling Sir Ted welcoming Sea Cadets to his yacht.


  8. They are always the first to say they are coming to get you, despite the fact that they have never left home.

    Rarely have truer words been spoken. ;)

     

    On the subject of TF's posts, I've noticed many new members start off posting loads of messages. After about a week or so when the novelty wears off, it generally drops to a more reasonable number.


  9. If you register and then "play by the rules" of DeathList you'd be more likely to be taken seriously.

     

    As it is you try and wind everyone up, then get snotty that the Mod's want some fun at your expense as a result.


  10. this place is effing sick, i hope you all die!

    No one is immortal (except perhaps Clive Dunn). So your hope is nonsensical. Perhaps you meant to say "I hope you all die soon".

     

    Still nice to get a ranter, who tries to avoid bad language.


  11. Dear all,

     

    you know who I am.

     

    But did you know that the individual calling himself " honez " is in fact a menace to society and should be banned from this forum posthaste ?

     

    It`s always the little guys who have to start the revolutions.

     

    And mine starts here.

     

    With a request for the removal of a man whose arrogance does him no favours.

     

    Please, heed my words, and vote to remove "honez" from this place, before it all goes down the pan.

     

    His Australian ways are beginning to offend me.

     

    In fact, he is simply a disgrace.

     

    Get rid of him. Now !

    Hello "the authority".

     

    I think you're the one that going to be got rid of, chum.


  12. Presumably this is that "Windsor" fellow, who seems to have taken an explicable dislike to me recently. He really does need to get it out more, that guy. I tell you, the people you meet online these days..........

    Windsor just isn't a mod though (unless he's a secret alter-ego of one of them).

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