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    Xiang Xiang, a panda who was released into the wild after being born in captivity, has been found dead :)

     

    A male, he survived less than 12 months in the wild despite nearly three years of training in survival techniques and defense tactics.

     

    Absolutely priceless, what do you suppose panda 'commando school' is like?

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    Margaret Thatcher is the first living PM to have a statue of herself to be erected in the House of Commons.

     

    However, at the unveiling ceremony, Mr Martin told Baroness Thatcher: "I came into the House the same day that you became prime minister.

     

    "I watched from afar. You were formidable in responding to attack.

     

    "Never personal. Always respecting the traditions of the House, and protecting those traditions."

     

    I feel really sick.

     

    "It was agreed by myself that these statues of previous prime ministers, we shouldn't have to wait until 10 years after their demise."

    I can't find that quote on the linked page Windsor what I did find was...

    The decision to have this statue erected is in conflict with a long tradition of the House and while most members will agree this tradition should be disregarded in this instance, I'd like to know why it was not taken by the House and it taken in an almost semi-secretive way..."

    So are you actually Stalin?

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    job done. wife not happy im picking people to be on a list.that could well die.

     

    but it's late and i cant think of anything else to do. :rip:

     

    Well it's just a suggestion, but you could try searching your keyboard for this key;

    shift_key.gif

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    ... It's really important to know, as we're now in the second half of the year, people are starting to gather names for their DDP 2006 entries. His trial won't start for a while yet, and by the time they sentence him, it would surely be next year before he was executed.

    Yes he might well be beheaded or gassed or electrocuted or riddled with bullets by the close of the calendar year presently known as 2006;

    I bet Mystic Meg is quaking in her boots Bruno ole boy! :banghead:

     

    It's bad enough it being Black Saturday, what with Deathlist losing a dead cert.

    If you're going to slag people off Rita - at least try to use the quoting system properly!

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    ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

    abbxx

    ...And some people think a high sugar/low nutrient diet typified by Frosties can cause low intelligence. :D

  10. Posted

    Just a few names that have found their way into my spreadsheet.
    51.52 Waldheim

    56.84 Blair

    You think Blair will go before Waldheim?

    Both the Bushes will go before Mandella?

    I think you need to review your equations man.

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    Has a nice house though, obviously sharp where his cash is concerned.

    I think the 'Book Tony' icon provides some sort of explanation...

    His warm television personality has earned him an iconic popularity - which means that a personal appearances by Tony Hart is a major attraction that will promote any event (just read our Guestbook!). Tony regularly performs opening ceremonies, judges competitions, and appears at trade fairs, prize presentations and promotions of all kinds. He will say a few well chosen words, and his amiable disposition means that he will chat freely with guests and visitors, and pose for photographs.

    Makes a change from Diane Youdale and Snorbitz I suppose.

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    Remind us, was that a bet about Heath being outed in death?

    Yes, within 12 months. Disappointingly the expected fame and fortune/bragging rights for winning this bet have failed to materialise.

    It wasn’t a great surprise that he wasn’t outed. I found it somewhat suspicious that on a Website with Deathlist’s small membership, there was not one, but actually two people who professed to have ‘inside knowledge’.

     

    I suspect something more along the following lines;

    During the day you work in a menial job at HMV, but at night when you get home, your suddenly a superstar on the Internet - amazing all with your made up bullshit.

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    I caught a bit of Countdown today and I may have witnessed Des' first gaffee on the show.

     

    He asked a woman if she had a long wait to get on to the show. She said three years.

    So Des says back to her, "I had to wait 23 years".

     

    May have been a bit insensitive. :)

     

    ...and after waiting for 23 years, now he's Quit

    So who's next for the Countdown hotseat?

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    Why are all these people pretending to be me?

     

    Holy God I suddenly got popular again.

     

    A bit of 'I'm Sparticus' going on here.

    Or you wait ages for an I.Y.G. then two come along at once.

    All we need now are OMJ/Terminator and Amanda to return.

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    Afternoon all,

     

    I haven't posted much as of late, but have been kept entertained by the debates.

     

    I would like to suggest Gordon Brown, PM-in-waiting, current Chancellor of the Exchequer.

     

    Why, I hear you ask?

     

    Well...perhaps it's just a feeling, but Scottish politicians have a habit of wilting under pressure.

     

    James Gordon Brown, as he was Christened, is 55-years-old and will soon, it seems, be moving into one of the more stressful of jobs with the media against him, as it seems the Fourth Estate want to destroy Blair's creation.

     

    He has one eye, due to a rugby accident as a child, although that might not make any difference.

     

    Just throwing the name up, any thoughts or have I lost it again?

    Yes you have lost it.

    If Gordon Brown commits suicide; in classic Les Denis style,

    "I'll give you the money myself"

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    Confirmation that he is still alive .

    ..and yet from that website

    Unfortunately, since we don't yet know the name of the young actor who portrayed the "Frosties Kid," and Kellogg's declined to provide us that information, we can't relay any more news about him.

    Do they have something to hide?

    continues to live in his native South Africa.

    He certainly didn't have a South African accent in the Ad.

    I smell a conspiracy. <_<

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    What did happen in the last episode of the Prisoner? I saw it the first time around and it was years and years ago and can't remember how it ended. Did he get away?

     

    Joan "The Freak" Ferguson got banged up and one of the prisoners, whose name I forget and was dying of cancer, got to serve her a meal in solitary confinement. Poetic justice and all that.

     

    Can't remember much about it, I was always pissed when watching Cell Block H

     

    Thanks for that DDT. Just once, just once I ask an innocent straightforward question out of genuine curiosity. What can I expect at this time of night?

     

    Unfortunately it's virtually impossible to explain the last episode of the prisoner, because it's so silly/surreal.

    If you're still interested here is a review:The last episode: Fall out

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