Banshees Scream

500! Congratulations Boudicca!

Actually millwall, that was me. I did it when I was signing in as a guest during the 'sulking period'. oh well since it was you I will apologise for swearing at you. We shouldn't really be swearing at guests either actually. It does tend to provoke them. Well Notapotato i'm sure if you swear at anyone they will be somewhat provoked. I feel it is usually unessesery unless of course there is a moderator who enjoys editing your profile as if it were his own.

What do you scence oh great one.... I'm still pondering on the facts of his future. Claude Lévi-Strauss is definitely living on borrowed time. According to the death clock, he should have died on Thursday, September 9th, 1982. Well what a cheek, somebody should tell him. This kind of thing should be stamped out. Death clocks are complete nonesense. I could compare them with the magic 8 ball you buy in the local CVS.

Ah, once more fate brings us togezzerrr. It seems either there's a user who is posting under many assumed names or Claude Levi Strauss is ready to kick the bucket.

What do you scence oh great one.... I'm still pondering on the facts of his future.

Hmm Claude Levi Strauss..

It is not me, but the similarities in the rubbish that is presented for all the world to see is quite remarkable. Well Josco it seems you made an adjustment bringing your j to a capital.

Thank you. That is very sad. You don't happen to know what became of that priceless diamond necklace, by any chance, do you? Perhaps you should back off Boudicca..Don't you know it's not nice to steal peoples things. They might get angry...

I don't understand the concept to this "joke?"

It looks like there is plenty of gossip surronding Walter Cronkite. It also seems he has gotten over his wife's death awful quickly as he plans to get married. http://channels.netscape.com/new/html/live/scoop/np/0.html

Well maybe her age was a mistake but not the person herself. At the moment i'm not patient enough to read her whole bio but i would say there's a chance she's a possible future canidate.

It appears she's 95 years old not 97. Here's her IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0707023/

Here's a joke that hasn't come to mind in a while.. A man is constantly getting nasty emails from some random woman on the internet. He becomes so angry after a while he saids he wants to meet her in person. She accepts. He meets her and only does he find that this woman has no arms or legs. He then feels bad. He decides he will be nice to this woman. They start a small conversation and the woman told this man that she wanted to meet him at the same time again the next day. He had no plans so he figured he would meet her again. When he was about to leave she said "give me a hug" he said why not gave the hug and left. That night he received more nasty emails from this same woman. He met her the next day and was still somewhat upset. She said she was sorry and this time she said "Give me a kiss" At first he hesitated and mumbled no but he did give her a kiss on the cheek. She wanted to meet him again the next day. She said that she had something to give him. That night this mans girlfriend got strange phone calls about rumors on how her boyfriend was cheating on her. This woman also was insulting this mans girlfriend and rudely hung up. She later called him that night and broke up with him thinking it was some cruel joke. His computer was also hacked beyond belief and he knew it was all in the works of this disabled woman. The next day he met her and she said this is what i have for you! She waved her head towards her pocket. She said pull it out. He pulled out a condom and she then said "F**k Me" He said allright let's get in the car and i'll take you somewhere speacial for the occation. He showed up at the nearest lake and said it's a suprise! Let me put this blindfold on you. She agreed and he placed her on a couple sturdy logs that were tied togeather. He set her to sail in the lake and quicky said Are you ready! She replied yes and as he pulled the blindfold away from her eyes she then yelled o am i f**ked! I think this is a good joke but like many others is told better in person. I feel here i may have overated it. "To long"

Well lospalmas7 was a very good but minor poster on this forum. He once accused me of being GracieJC8? He had all these mysterious ideas in his mind. Anyhow i'm sure he will be back. Though there are many other deathlisters missing. Even one of our own Administrators? Where's Stayin Alive? He hasn't posted in over a year.

What a wonderful euphemism, I hope you don't mind if I steal it for use in my own posts. Would i mind if you steal it? Usually i tend to dislike theives but i think i can work something out. Write it as i write it ~ She was a part of the 2003 DeathList grauduates. - The Great Banshees Scream Just as long as you write it like that the saying is as good as yours.

We can't change thread titles. I tried to change one of Banshees once. Yes, he did ask me to. Or maybe we can, but the admins don't trust us enough to tell us that.. Erm..... yes we can, now back to what it was originally BTW BS. I didn't change your title thread I don't recall you being on my list of suspitions..

Hmm, marinated liver. regards, Hein Hmmm...Sounds like cannibalism.

I'm surprised that you find still having your own teeth at 103 offensive. You young people can be so silly. I meant the t-shirt not the teeth. What? You are 103, still have all your own T-shirt, but you find it very offensive? Fair enough. Keep it next to the telegram from the Queen do you? The Queen now sends out t-shirts with amusing slogans instead of telegrams (just one way of modernising the Royal Family). you're not a member of the Royal Forums, are you???? The hell with the royal faimly.....I can't see why anyone would bother.

I think it's very possible. The Remakeable Banshees Screeem was edited to "The Remakeable Ban Ice Cream" It's either one of the Mods know the trick or one of our jolly admins thought changing the thread name would be entertaining?

- You can correct people's spelling That would go in the catagory of editing.

IYG doesn't deserve the luxury of a moderator. Espeacialy if he changed the great Banshees Scream's posts. I would drop him down to a pointless ranter.. F**k IYG.. Why is it a luxury to be a moderator BS? - You can change any post to your delight - You can delete any post that you feel shouldn't be - You can edit and change any members profile - You can take advantage of your powers and even abuse them - Sadly some Mods take advantage and the admins don't do a damn thing about it There's a pretty lengthy list.

Good call TF. I make it that he should get position 15 in next years list, if he is still alive. Looks like that idea is going to have to be cancelled.

Now there's a can of worms; who's going to open it, then? I think Honez is today's Duty Grammarian. regards, Hein I thought he worked at it full time?

I don't think you could compare. A DL faimly is like no other.

I'm sure he would. From what i know he doesn't have alzheimers or any mind threatening disease. I put him in the same catagory as possible deathlist canidate Don Knotts. I always thought Knotts looked a good 10-15 years older in Threes Company then the age he actually was.