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    African Leaders - Despots and Democratic

    Facts are loyal and time is precious and outcomes cease to accord in what we visualize, our hopes a million disqualify at the gate and here is another fallen DDP prize.
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    The Dead - 2007

    In the news today an embarrassment to names in context 'Porter Wagoner' is dead at age eighty. For those of you who guessed he would meet his demise before January have now officially guessed right. http://www.wsmv.com/entertainment/14434398/detail.html
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    Baseball

    Three outs away from being World Series champions. I take it all back, crack open a cold one Dead Sox man. It's Bostons night.
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    Someone's Abusing Entropy

    Scum bag. I guess he was nothing more then trailer park trash and in the end his very mindless gift to you would be your revenge in the long run. How people grab shovels and dig their own holes. Excellent story CA. 'Clap clap clap'
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    World War I Veteran(s)

    Something like the ancient Egyptians. Not the Osama style, more like one of those bomber chin beards. Now don't get get me wrong, I'm not calling you a terrorist but I do see you as 'the typical ecstasy dealer' Anyway back on topic I didn't realize that Harry Patch could still go outside.
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    Someone's Abusing Entropy

    That's deep. It doesn't get more affectionate then a man putting his lovers name on his chest. Then again at the same time it's problematic because 'if you get divorced' and I can at some extent' feel for how lame it is, now your waking up in the morning with some womans name on your chest who certainly isn't next to you. Getting real this guy must have had some serious dysfunction because 'besides the tattoo' you also got rid of him, so obviously something was wrong. Did he ever get remarried?
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    Death List Convention

    I won't be attending this convention for obvious reasons but Nap I have to say that your approach 'the rubbing of the hands' is one of the most intimidating approaches to a crowd that I have ever heard in my life. I'm serious as I say this 'and at the same time' I almost have a tear in my eye. Make sure that when you 'see these people' you will perform this gesture with pride.
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    World War I Veteran(s)

    Devon just out of curiosity 'do you have a terrorist beard?
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    First of all I'm not posting as a guest and second 'how much of a life' can you seriously have if it only concludes of participating in subjects that you are against? I mean there isn't much logic in spending your time on something that you would generally consider as 'wasting time' I think Einstein would even agree that's insane.
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    Someone's Abusing Entropy

    Honez it's not charge It's both assault and harvest the suspect by all means with any name tattoo - especially on the head. Actually I think that might even call for the nightstick.
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    The Tenth 2007 Success Poll

    Scuse me people but for some reason I've been brought to the attention that all of our premonitions have now expired. Come on people! Hear me. Don't fall apart on me, stay together.
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    Room 101

    Shi shiv shiver shiver. I'm frozen to the bone. I'm wearing long sleeves, I see the falling leaves and I don't even wanna go outside because I want to live to be old. It's so cold. It's so cold, and I say it in bold. I can't take one more gust of wind, the wind is like a razor blade. If I take one more gust of wind I'm going to shatter like a window at the volume of a lady with a high pitch deaf triggering voice. I'm freezing and I say it in bold, I'm freezing and it's just so cold.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2007

    Genius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsLa7EJu0yo
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    Joseph Estrada

    Hindi bye bye dahil sa Joe Estrada! nagdaramdam sa biguin hindi hindi!
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    Someone's Abusing Entropy

    It's disgusting that people in society can be so anti- observative to their surroundings and nature, but have all that modern technology has to offer. For example 'Their TV's look like picture frames' and they have brand new SUV's parked outside but the front door is a f****n shower curtain. In life the importance of ones mind is priceless. The mind instigates your decisions and your reactions and most of all 'how you percept and at what degree you excel' in what we call 'reality' The practical solution to all mental and physical set backs is everyone should eat healthy and get plenty exercise. Everyone should look up optimistically instead of looking down negatively, and everybody should love one another because if you accord otherwise the chances are explicit that you will have a short - unhealthy - existence. Or of course you can become a Luddite and refuse your vitamins and get tatoos that read 'I hate mean people' but the truth in bold is 'people are not mean' people are corresponsive and they are only trying to let you know 'I'll be in Florida at the beach when I'm eighty' where will you be? Scattered in the ocean? Hey take care of yourselves people.
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    Someone's Abusing Entropy

    By the way Monoclinic, if this happens the word 'diet' will be as outlawed as is the word 'condom' in the Vatican. O and verbally expressing the term 'Chubby Chaser' will be like going to a Rev Al Sharpton autograph session and opening your welcome to him with 'Yo what's good N-word!' The Adkins diet will cease to exist and 'slim fast' will certainly be slimming in quantity off the shelves. The rate of diabetes will hit the ceiling and rise three floors up ................ It will revolutionize the public eye and being three hundred + pounds - 4 foot 9 will get you on the cover of 'Time Life' magazine. Sex appeal will be Rosie O Donnel at her finest a week after new years. How far do scales go until they break Monoclinic? I weigh like 170, I've never seen 500. I know Macdonald's will no longer have 'Super Size' value meals, it will be 'SSSS size value meals. That surgery to reduce the size of ones stomach will be compared to how the doctors killed George Washington. Architects will no longer design stair ways - Only elevators Stretchers will be old school to paramedics - Helicopters will certainly be in 'Buffets' will vanish from the earth for all obvious reasons. The capacity of food one will absorb will make it hard for owners to make a profit. And after having to say all this I'm so happy that I'm healthy. I couldn't be more thankful.
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    Someone's Abusing Entropy

    Moni are you saying that were all going to turn into a tattoo orientated dwarfish Roseann Barr? Maybe if the whole world consumes protein and practices something called 'exercise' we can avoid such a depressing nightmare. Just because of this the whole idea of myself 'maybe someday' having kids is all of a sudden seriously in jeopardy. All I can say is if Luddites take over the world Prozac will be as common as cell phones.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2007

    Take the IQ test at the test cafe! Only thirty two questions instead of a miserable sixty or seventy. http://www.testcafe.com/iqtest/iqtest.html
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    A shoe in for DDP points? How about a shoe in to the museum of ancient artifacts. If Edward Upward 'was a shoe' I would sell him and put him on display. 104 years old (Holy f****n Hell!) By the way another author is ninety two year old Herman Wouk who wrote 'The Winds of War" and various other books. Then here we have eighty eight year old Lawrence Ferlinghetti who is a beat poet and owner of the City Lights Bookstore in San Fran -- Cisco. Also at eighty five years of age is Helen Gurley Brown who is described as being an influential editor of "Cosmopolitan" magazine for many years, author of 'Sex and the Single Girl' Now after doing some research tonight 'not counting authors' we certainly have breathing room for upcoming selections and I seriously think 2008 can be a record breaking year.
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    Janez DrnovšEk

    Fellatio Nelson you are definitely right but isn't it time 'like with most things' that some standards are set? I think a figure who has reasonable control of a country should be in at least 'mediocre' health 'OK you can have arthritis' but what I feel modern people are looking for today in time is 'truth' and even the ugly truth. I think it's how you present yourself and what you present and from there is how your actions and efforts will be judged. The bottom line is most politicians lie, and it has been a problem longer then most problems have existed. In my view Fellatio Nelson, it's better to buy expensive shoes rather then have three cheap pairs. In my view, it's better to weigh your options, rather then making quick decisions. In my view pizza is alright plain, but the red pepper really spices it up a notch. In my view words themselves are just bodies with no emotion, words alone have no emotion for only minds do. And Fellatio Nelson In my view the man who could do a job with quality is no doubt worth more then the rambling bullshit artist who has no timing or perspective with his motives. And in my view the man who could do the job for a decade with nothing more and nothing less then quality has the highest value.
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    Janez DrnovšEk

    To break it down for those of you who's minds are mangled by what I just said ... 'If a candidate' 'Has' cancer' and is 'Running' and who 'refuses to elaborate further on his diagnosis' ... My question would be: Is it really intelligent to be voting for him? I think not.
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    Janez DrnovšEk

    Based on the facts of this matter I'm inclined to think a society who would elect a man who rambles the capacity of his illness is unrealistic. I feel at the height on an election the most effective and popular mindset should be a neutral one, which neutral is rational. I'm inclined to think if Slovenia was to promote an individual who conceals his limitations, isn't it on some extreme practical to say he might also intervene as a obvious prize rambler and liar? I'm inclined to think that if he is granted presidency under these circumstances the only realistic response I can come up with is the nation has a serious gambling addiction.
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    Well Godot it's certainly a phrase that I've heard 'for the first time'. I guess you learn something different everyday. But it's not like that is a phrase people frequently use. Now getting back on topic ... Norman Mailer (already mentioned) who has been visiting the hospital lately and most commonly recognized for writing 'The Naked and the Dead (1948)' and 'The Executioner's Song (1979)' is probable ............ Studs Terkel the ninety five year old is most recognized for his books of oral history, including "Hard Times", "Working", and "The Good War", he's considered a symbol of the city of Chicago Philip José Farmer the eighty nine year old author who has won 'three Hugo awards' for science fiction writing is another possible candidate. And then you have a list of journalists that hit the floor ...
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2008

    Deeeeeeeeeeaaarr Father I hope you can hear me in the 'Ideas And Possibilities For 2008' thread. I doubt you can but .. I have faith. Father, I must confess that I'm insulted with your doings for parents are naming their children after ridiculous professions and more the less, just tasteless ones. The definition of porter is ' a person employed to carry luggage and supplies' and the definition of 'wagoner' father means 'the driver of a wagon' so either way his parents must have thought him to be somebody's bitch from day one. Father is the Chinese way the only way? I'm confident you will design a solution. Bless you father, and bless all those who read this. Amen
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    Forgive my grammar but Cloths for ears? Godot is in the early stages of dementia. How can you compare fabric with the second sense? It's like comparing leather chairs to conversations, it's incomprehensible.
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