Banshees Scream

The media is relentless .. they gave him an obituary a month ago when his family told them otherwise. Next time he pays a visit to the hospital his daughter should tell these people to mind their own business and "stay the fuck away".

Where is it? Someone will have to find it.

Islam Abdul Azziz al-Hafeed al-Habashi (عبد العزيزالحبشي) lived 581–1276 of the Hijra (11 June 1185 – 19 September 1859, 674 years, 100 days[citation needed]), i.e., 673/674 Gregorian years or 694/695 Islamic years, according to 19th-century scholars.[34] Hinduism Devraha Baba (1477–1989) was rumored to be over 700 or even over 750 years old.[35] Trailanga Swami reportedly lived in Kashi since 1737;[36] the journal Prabuddha Bharata puts his birth around 1607 and his age 279 (almost 280),[37] upon his death in 1887[36] on 26 December.[citation needed]His birth is also given as 1527 (age 359/360).[38][need quotation to verify] The sadhaka Lokenath Brahmachari reportedly lived 1730–1890 (age 159/160).[36] Shivapuri Baba, also known as Swami Govindanath Bharati, was a Hindu saint who purportedly lived from 1826 to 1963, making him allegedly 137 years old at the time of his death. He had 18 audiences with Queen Victoria. Buddhist saints LP Suwang (d.1995) was a holy Buddhist who entered Thailand in the 1920s. He was supposedly capable of miracles, and no one knew his exact age, not even his closest disciples. He died in 1995, at a claimed 200 years old, but rumored to be over 500 years old. The newest version claimed his birth as being in 1551, making him 444 years old. The subject of his age remains a mystery.

Joey Chestnut ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes.

Happy Days Al. Now in retirement and living a mysterious life.

Fuck overpriced alcohol.

The death of Tony Soprano. Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri and "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero are seated outside "Satriale's Pork Store" and are in disbelief. At loss for words, Paulie is in deep thought. "They were planning this vacation for weeks and everything was fine" exclaims Paulie. "I spoke to him last Sunday". When he looked at his daughter in the final moment of the last episode, he wasn't wacked. His daughter wasn't wacked. Nobody got wacked. Tony just decided it was all over. Tony became more cool and isolated with time. Carmela would just say "He doesn't care anymore" to the family in private as he had gained a lot of weight. Tony Soprano became quieter and more peaceful.

Alright so 50 down on the board and I'm halfway there. I'm not complaining but I'm not satisfied. In six months from now, who knows. Triple O is the Tiger Woods of DDP right now if it's even that.

Grand 116. So the last person from the nineteenth century, eh? That's it? The last person from the nineteenth that we will believe to have been born in that period

I never envision sunlight when I think of Seattle. Rainy days .. high IQ, coffee, blonde girls that are corporate, rich and lonely.

Who changed their name? What name was changed?

Tempus liked Jack Vance. He might have went to heaven.

James McCoubrey is now the second oldest living man at 111. Another James.

I think he will die this time. "A tragic scene" .. the king falls of his throne and breaks his crown.

.. Maybe in two or three years.

Fast DDT. Fried or not?

Sometimes I piss myself off. Everything as it is. Nothing is as it seems. It may not be what I want But I know something will turn out right, even if it happens differently . No phase lasts forever

So who is going to jail next? Who might it be? It's got to be Lindsey Lohan .. those jugs of hers.

Sun without lotion is pain, ouch! A tan line for time.

Handrejka, I know that you enjoy listening to the intro music of MASH. If you had a drink or two what sitcom's intro song would be your favorite? I agree there is something great about them.

Actress Deanna Durbin has died at 91. From the New York Times .. Thought I would be the first to get it, but no. VSB has a hit! Deanna!

11 PM is the first hour "late at night" begins.

Clint Eastwood would love to be directing when he's 105. Raise my beer to Clint!