Lady Die

Or, you could use the existing thread. It's still on the first page, so not too hard to find... Thank you both. This is my first day back after a holiday so I've forgotten how to use a computer I use a large mallet. Thanks for the hint. I'll try it today.

Grainy photo

You are, or you perform? Both. I am also 26% vain. Not sure if that's a help or a hindrance.

I am Luscious Trickz

You're venturing to my neck of the woods. Hey, if you wear a DL t-shirt and hold a sign up saying ' I'm Lady Die ', not only will you get very strange looks from everyone you see, but also I will be able to recognise you if I see you. Looking forward to seeing you! I'M BACK! Didn't see Six though

Or, you could use the existing thread. It's still on the first page, so not too hard to find... Thank you both. This is my first day back after a holiday so I've forgotten how to use a computer

Comedian Red Buttons has died. (Apologies if he's been mentioned before). I wonder if that was his real name.... [Moved from near Misses thread - ff]

Maybe he's died & no-one's told us.

Whoever wins, there will be a lot of shrugging & crying.

You're venturing to my neck of the woods. Hey, if you wear a DL t-shirt and hold a sign up saying ' I'm Lady Die ', not only will you get very strange looks from everyone you see, but also I will be able to recognise you if I see you. Looking forward to seeing you!

The Dalai Lama (who's 71 today) has cancelled his European tour and told by his doctors to rest.

Thanks Six. Most of them bully me. I'm so vunerable. I think Six likes vulnerable boys....

No, no, no, no, no, no. Peter Falk isn't going to die. Silly you. Please, Six, try understanding the post you're replying to before before flopping out another meaningless one-liner. Leave Six alone, you bully.

Is the shuttle safe? The chief safety officer & engineer don't think so. Will NASA be looking for yet another seven astronauts?

He obviously took the phrase "lifelong learning" very literally - fair play to the man! I notice he was studying theology, so he should be well prepared for the hereafter.

Help this man

Perform an autopsy

There was a programme last night on Channel 4 about sleepwalking. Some bloke in America drove 14 miles and bludgeoned his mother-in-law to death .... while he was asleep!

Writing a letter like this might help in this type of situation.

Has anyone sent for the Brinsworth House brochure?

Natural Design I think.

I once used an Avon foundation (given to me as a gift) & it burnt my skin off. Evil stuff.

Go to the Museum of Funeral Customs

She might have an attractive life insurance policy.

Not sure how many of my fellow DL'ers will agree with this, but I find Jane Horrocks very attractive. When I have ventured this in the past to some acquaintances, they have considered me to be barking mad. You are barking mad.