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Hunger strike was short-lived

Things should improve now he's rid of that gold-digging one-legged witch.

You are all very silly. I thought everyone knew that daleks are hermaphrodite.

Very sad news. Harriet, the world's oldest tortoise, has died in Australia. Link

David Walton, a member of the Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee (MPC), has died after a short illness.

I just fancied a change. Daleks can be sexy too.

Welcome, Bloody Mary! May I recommend the eigth level of hell for all of your afterlife pleasures. Welcome to the DL Bloody Mary, the eighth level may not be to your taste , full of magicians (can you imagine spending eternity in the company of Paul Daniels??? ), I recommend the 3rd level where fine dining is the order of the day, as long as you don't dislike dogs it is far superior to the other levels . Thank you Lady Grendel and in eternum+ for your warm "Welcome". You little imps must have read my bio Just call me Mary, no need to be so formal. The 8th level of Hell sounds like heaven to me and the 3rd level sounds absolutely delicious. I can't wait to start cooking on those lovely little fires. Love dogs (and cats...shhhhhhh). I have a Weimeraner aka couch potato. If anyone is interested....., if someone can name the artist of my avatar, I will give them a full tarot reading, choice of deck (one that I own, of course) and choice of a personal reading oooooorrrrr. . . to contact that someone special in the Afterlife, personally known or not. Yes, honored members, I contact the Dead. Sooooooooo...if you care to indulge, give it a whirl. The reading will be in the strictest confidence through email or posted for all to see, your choice again. Just moved from the Big City to the Big State, small town...I have been reading professionally for over 15 years and lecturing for 2, and I am dying (of boredom) to give a reading. This little town may tar and feather me if I pull out those cards Thanks again, and I hope to hear more from both of you and others soon. Mary A very warm welcome from me too. I think I'm going to enjoy your contributions.

I completely agree. And I think they should keep TOTP2.

Not a person, but Top of The Pops is being axed. A programme near & dear to many people's hearts I'm sure.

Crazy Coffins Not sure if these are for real or just "art".

Tasteful coffins etc for your dead pets

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't "get" Peter Crouch, ditto Owen Hargreaves. I'd started to doubt my sanity. Hope they both get injured and/or two yellow cards and a ban.

I am on holiday from work on 28th June. I've got tickets for the Centre Court at Wimbledon - hope it doesn't rain. If it does rain there's a risk of Cliff Richard getting up to sing. Ugh.

You wouldn't wish for the demise of any of those....

Ophthalmology is the best of all specialties. As an ophthalmologist, you will be unable to spell the name of the field you went into. You will loudly assert the difference between your field and optometry, but eventually, you will be making too much money to care. Sounds pretty good to me.

Private Eye: Queen Elizabeth II is always referred to as "Brenda", and the Prince of Wales as "Brian". This is a result of the 1969 BBC documentary Royal Family, after which the magazine gave each member of the Royal Family working class nicknames, as though they were characters in a soap opera. The Duke of Edinburgh is "Keith", the late Princess Margaret was "Yvonne", and the late Diana, Princess of Wales was dubbed "Cheryl".

I'd have thought you'd have had a piece of Yvonne's jewellery as your avatar.

Jerry Lewis has had a heart attack. He's expected to make a "full recovery" but probably still worth keeping an eye on. Edit: Oops! Just spotted the Jerry Lewis thread. Please could a mod move this.

I hope it's Unlucky Seven for Maggie Thatcher

I am Martin. Who??

Have your loved one's ashes made into art

As I predicted...

I love CSNY - those harmonies just rip through you.....

Order a serial killer calendar

Just finished "End of Faith" by Sam Harris. An excellent read for athiests everywhere. Highly recommended.