Lady Die

Play this insect-eating game. Yummy.

This man makes and sells gallows.

A shining example that I like to recommend to all faithful worshippers. It'd be a nice part of the entrance examination for priesthood. regards, Hein It says they haven't established the cause of death. I'm not a medical person (except for a First Aid certificate) but my guess is "starvation".

This woman died whilst fasting for 40 days.

Was He on the list? regards, Hein On the subject of Jesus, what would happen if a DL candidate died but was later resurrected? Would it still count as a death?

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad how's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Tiger says, "You play golf?" Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?" Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and calls to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice" "But how do you putt?" asks Woods. Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice." Woods asks, 'What's your handicap?" Stevie says, 'Well, I'm a scratch golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, 'We've got to play a round sometime." Wonder replies, 'Well, people-don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $100,000 a hole." Woods, thinking he's in for some easy money replies, "OK, I'm up for that, when would you like to play?" Stevie says, "Pick a night."

EXCELLENT. I can recommend the "old people" section.

I have just obtained a copy of this from Amazon. Am enjoying it very much. Thanks MH. Josco Congrats on your 1400th post, Mr Josco

Go Betweens singer has died. (I've never heard of him!) Edit: ooops sorry, someone has already posted this!

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My guess is that he's gone away on holiday. Maybe we need a thread where we can tell everyone if we're going away, so as to avoid all those sleepless nights worrying.

It doesn't work for cats - they only live about 15 years! The woman in that link looks like she's dead already.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? http://www.blogthings.com/whatwillyourfamouslastwordsbequiz/

Spooky! You look just like your avatar!

Back on topic, Jane is going to cycle aross America.

There are a few, certainly the picture in my profile is me, but it was taken with my phone camera so it's a little bit grainy to say the least. And probably for the best.. There are others though, or there were when I posted this anyway. The picture in my profile is me too...

The thing that grates on me more than anything is when people say "haitch" .... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't look at all Phantom-like!!

I Love Columbo!! He'll live forever!!!! I hope Peter Falk doesn't die before my husband meets him & has a chance to say "my wife loves your show"

CONGRATULATIONS! Lovely names. I've heard the first 18 years are the worst....

How observant are you? Make sure you do this. Check this one out...it took me a while too! I was able to find 2 before I gave up...have to look close...look at the ship. There are two pictures identical to each other, you have to find three differences. If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and > only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences. There is no trick, all three differences exist. Try it!! click on the link. Some computers may be able to play the background music. Spot the difference

What about Milvina Dean? Is she still alive?

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Bloke were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was wee! ping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

A Happy Birthday from me too, millwall32!