Lady Die

Kill people just for fun

Groove is in the Heart by Dee Lite .... hmmmm

Happy Birthday TFH!!!

Happy Birthday ie+ !!

Watch some movies

I'm all for having an animal as a candidate, as long as s/he/it passes the requisite DL tests for candidacy. I agree. He's certainly famous enough.

I know it's an old story but I thought it was mildly amusing.

Good grief, your right! Hope she'll live long and prosper

This looks like fun. A gravestone that shows movies.

Wow, yes she does.......... I think the word for her new look is "elfin"

Looks like she's getting better She quite suits short hair....

Why weren't we notified of her condition? regards, Hein Because no-one pointed it out You set 'em up MH, I'll knock 'em in. I would have pointed it out, but unfortunately I can't type fast enough due to my slow hand You should have Jumped to it

According to this website Archaic TV Presenter Dennis Norden has finally laid to rest the rumour that he has been laid to rest. Norden, who is best known for presenting the endless repeats of It'll Be Alright On The Night, vehemently denied he died of a heart attack 10 years ago. "For the last F*****g time, I am not dead." he scowled, in an exclusive interview with Crunt. "And for your information Those Alright on The Night repeats are not repeats, I've been making new ones for the past 10 years!" he added. He angrily declined to comment when questioned on his opinion of Neil Morrissey on TV's Naughtiest Blunders.

Where are you getting the rumour of his demise?

Nothing showed up on Google. Never mind, I'm sure it'll be all right on the night. I saw him with his wife in Sainsburys in Leatherhead a few years ago - what a miserable pair. Neither of them managed to crack a smile.

My guess is "in her pants"

Happy 2000, BS and Happy 1500 FF

Death by sofa

They played "In the Mood" at Peter Sellers funeral because he hated it! I think I'd like something apt at my funeral, depending on how I died - e.g The Birdie Song if I died of Bird Flu. I'd also like to write a will with lots of conditions attached - e.g cousin Kevin only inherits £10000 if he dances naked in the street. I hope there's life after death so I can look down & see everything that goes on. EDIT: OOPs wrong thread! Meant to put this in "What happens when we die" - pls could a Mod move it for me

I can't really remember! He obviously didn't make much of an impression on me!

In my youth I was a teacher for a while and Alex Inglethorpe was a student at the school I taught at....

The perfect remedy for insomnia.

She should be in the top 10... Most definitely. I'd also put JFK in the Top 10.

The "best death ever" has got to be Diana. It was the biggest shock ever when it happened.