Lady Die

Thanks! Have a good one.

I remember them .... "Ah Lottie ve hav ze starfish".

Hello DL-ers. I'd just like to say how much I've enjoyed my first year of posting on the Deathlist & wish everyone a very Happy Christmas and a healthy New Year (except the people on the list of course).

Toga the baby penguin is (probably) dead

Change your name to Bottomface

ugh

Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen

He's been arrested

Are you a teacher?

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realised the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realised that the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job", "but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Play some Christmas games

I feel your pain Lady Die - i've lost animals in my time and the longer you have them the more it hurts. My pet insurers (Tesco) offer "bereavement counselling by professionals". I have declined.

There certainly were, but they were only allowed out after dark, lest they scare the natives. I'd have thought that would scare the natives more. You'd only be able to see their teeth & the whites of their eyes. I think you'll find the ordinance in force at that time, stated that dark glasses had to be worn and smiling was prohibited. Thanks for that info.

There certainly were, but they were only allowed out after dark, lest they scare the natives. I'd have thought that would scare the natives more. You'd only be able to see their teeth & the whites of their eyes.

It's a myth

Well that's OK then. Such a humane country.

Well, he's not British, which would probably be a problem. Has anyone non-British appeared on a UK postage stamp? *Cue frantic Google trawling* Maybe we could give him UK citizenship.

Blacks were a bit thin on the ground too! Maybe an investigative program should run RR to ground and ask if he was a closet fascist all along. Were there black people in the 60s & 70s? I don't remember seeing them anywhere on TV.

Lady Die, you just have to look up a quarter of a screen to see one. He's as ubiquitous on the DL page as ERII is in the post office I was thinking of a painted portrait .... but not by Rolf Harris. Putting Johnny on stamps instead of the Queen would be good too!

A picture of Johnny Depp would be better.

Admit it, you all gave yours comedy penis / breasts did you not? I wouldn't have dreamt of doing such a thing.....

Design your own snowman

Terry Who? Mr Josco, are you a high court judge by any chance?

Her hand is green - looks like the early stages of decomposition.

Doesn't sound life-threatening. We get American Idol on TV on this side of the pond, so at least some of us know who he is!