Lady Die

Heard on GMTV news today that Russell Watson (crap opera singer) is in a critical condition in hospital & is about to have surgery for a brain tumour (he had similar surgery last year). According to Wiki "On 24th October 2007, it was discovered that he had developed a second, more aggressive brain tumour. His chances of recovery have been stated as being significantly lower than his first tumour. He is currently preparing for major surgery." BBC link

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Reggae musician Lucky Dube has been shot dead.

A sherry enema. I wonder if it was sweet or dry.....

You'd stop eating too if the authorities were close to finding how you murdered your daughter. This sounds like a good dieting tip .... kill your child & watch the pounds drop off.

Kate is not looking too well these days.

Teach your children to use the toilet

Watch this illusion

Apologies if has been posted before. What devoted daughters looking after their Mum like this ....

He's not looking too well here.

That didn't stop us from locking Mrs Chamberlain up, Lady Die. If it wasn't for those liberal do-gooders and their pesky facts/retrials and stuff, she'd still be fitted up and on the inside, Prisoner Cell Block H style. I wonder who'll play Kate & Gerry in the movie? I was thinking maybe Kate Winslet & Brad Pitt.

He's self employed now - no longer working in IT. I can't say more for fear of giving away his true identity.

I've been away for a week but now I'm back! The b******s have been making me WORK recently so you might not have noticed my absence. The office is all empty right now so I can get on with some really important stuff.

I've thought they were guilty from the outset - there is something spooky about them. Not sure if this would stand up in a court of law though....

"Physicians first diagnosed Graham with symptoms of Parkinson's disease in 1994. In 2000, they inserted a shunt to drain fluid from his brain. He also has prostate cancer and age-related macular degeneration" I wonder how is he actually staying alive.

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My vote goes to Amy Winehouse.

Is there a list published somewhere? This one Thanks I wonder what's the Japanese secret for long life.

Is there a list published somewhere?

Lord Biffen has died. (I've never heard of him)

From a pair of new shoes

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I heard on the radio news this morning that Langham is on suicide watch.

Hopefully all of them. Maybe someone will bomb the Diana memorial service.

Edward II